Jennifer Aniston, 55, and Sandra Bullock, 59, seen leaving plastic surgery office in Conn. known for facelifts, rhinoplasty

The stars were also joined by Amanda Anka, 55, who is married to Ozark star Jason Bateman.

They were seen leaving Dr Gordon's office at The Retreat At Split Rock which is located in Greenwich, Connecticut.

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Quelle surprise.

I would love to have that hat and pretend I’m Carmen San Diego.

So what if they went in for a refresh, OP? It’s not like they were caught sneaking out of Diddy’s home.

Is Maniston going in for a face transplant?

Or are they just doing construction on the man jaw?

I saw this article and I laughed when I viewed the photos. They look like they're filming a comedy, and their characters are incognito. At least they have the good sense to go to an east coast surgeon.

Ms Aniston’s hat is hilarious! I would give it an Emmy of it’s own.

2 for 1 Special?

The whole "bust" made me chuckle too... it doers look like a comedy!

Two women who present as beautiful but really are not beautiful

Sandra Bullock presents as beautiful?

Fabulous. To have such close friends.

[quote]They look like they're filming a comedy

The only question is, who gets top billing? Aniston if they go alphabetically or Bullock because she has the Oscar?

It looks like a scene cut from "Death Becomes Her".

So who ratted them out?

Aniston has been looking great lately, so this surgeon must be the real deal.

Love that hat.

Maybe they all got vag rejuvenations!

*Tries to get low profile procedure in CT, gets caught* 🤡

Sandy should have worn a veil.

In other news, water is wet.

Film at 11.

I also wonder who tipped off the DM.

Oh these pics are gold. They’re gonna become memes.

Jennifer is on the lookout.

Good for them. There's no shame in their game and they look great.

R14, I suggest they do a Steve McQueen and count the lines then do the up and down billing.

I just can’t compete with these women! I’m a victim too!

Kudos to them for acknowledging they look like shit and need all the help they can get.

I also love their "incognito" wardrobes.

R30 it’s the hat

Aniston said "Erase the lower third of my face... except my jaw. Make the jawline razor sharp... ike a Drakkar Noir model."

Glad I could be of service.

OMG how are you ignoring Courtney Cox, leaving looking like while as being less hot business now was attended last and pushed out the door while still foaming from the last discount three-party bonus injection.

That’s not Courteney, R34. It’s Amanda Anka, wife of Jason Bateman. I wonder what her sister-in-law, a vocal critic of plastic surgery, thinks.

Girls Trip 2: Aging Starlet Edition

The doctor is the only one to gain anything out of this. I bet he triples his prices adds 3 more receptionists and is booked until 2030

Thank you, r35, i stand corrected. She is still twitching from the shots though, god bless her.

[quote]Two women who present as beautiful but really are not beautiful

They have something better...a *look*.

There was no back door to this old home which they could've exited ? They really left through the front door ? What have they learned all these years from Hollywood ?

Lesbian lovers?

The neck doesn't lie Sandra

r34 What is your native language? Just curious.

"leaving looking like while as being less"

In order to remember something, you have to forget something else.

Forget you saw that photo.

Amanda Anka needs a LOT of help.

Jen looks ok. Love the hat. Sandra looks shriveled, which surprised me.

They should’ve done like Gisele Bundchen and her sister when they visited a plastic surgeon in Paris…they wore abayas like they were Afghan adultresses on the way to their stoning.

It looks like a comedic publicity stunt lol JA with that hat! Loñ

Yeah, r48, those two gals certainly know their way around the paparazzi.

Two of the most recognizable women in the country just walk out of the front door of a cosmetic surgeon in broad daylight with no pretense of hiding their identity? Really?

R15 They were checking to see how Matthew Perry’s “restoration” was coming along.

r50 I agree - They're either doing this as a prank, or it's being filmed for something specific - no way they'd just blatantly do that?

Maybe they figured the paps weren't going to Connecticut?

The epitome of stealth.

[quote]Maybe they figured the paps weren't going to Connecticut?

Why *together*, r53?

R23 Angie

As if they would be walking out of the front door.

A lot of plastic surgery offices have separate private entrances.

This is for a movie - for sure.

Yeah, I'm betting any amount of money they were filming something together and DM just cropped out the crew. There's no chance in hell actresses of their caliber would be caught unawares just casually strolling out the front door of a plastic surgeon's office.

Nasty ass whores!

I bet she did.

I didn't even know they're friends. And seems intimate if you're doing something with them that's quite private and very personal. Yeah, I think they're just filming a scene.

People that famous don't want to share their appointment time with other celebrities

Jennifer and Sandra have been super close friends for years through Chelsea Handler.

I have no idea why I know this.

They look like Patsy and Eddie of Ab Fab escaping while still half in the bag.

Obviously, they're visiting Jason whilst he recuperates after a few little procedures.

Jason "Leatherface" Bateman wouldn't know a procedure if it slapped him across the saggy labia with a hairbrush.

I don’t think they were filming. Their faces would be more made up, surely. And Sandra wouldn’t be bearing that neck so openly.

They both have plastic faces now and I can’t watch them *attempt* to act anymore with their frozen, dead expressionless new mugs.

What if they aged naturally like Jodie Foster, Diane Keaton, Sigourney Weaver, or Annette Bening? These broads still get roles albeit age-appropriate ones. I respect them more as actresses for expanding their range with age.

Kidman, Bullock, Aniston, and Roberts are still trying to play same types of roles they were offered back in the ‘aughts. Kidman with a 5 year old son in ‘Expats’. Bullock romancing the stone with much younger Channing Tatum.

They took advantage of a Groupon special.

[quote] Kidman, Bullock, Aniston, and Roberts are still trying to play same types of roles they were offered back in the ‘aughts. Kidman with a 5 year old son in ‘Expats’. Bullock romancing the stone with much younger Channing Tatum.

Ridiculous and totally unrealistic.

[quote]Bullock romancing the stone with much younger Channing Tatum.

Oh please. You don't think a guy in his 40s would happily fuck Sandra Bullock? Her late partnr Bryan Randall was a thousand times hotter than Tatum.

Haha

Donna Karen and Barbra (in)famously “vacation” yearly together on Donna’s husband’s yacht, with trips to Switzerland in the weeks they are there. This has been going on for decades. Both have good work, but everyone gets older…

I'm sure it's been asked already, but why go to a plastic surgeon in a pack like that? They're just begging to be papped.

Nah, has to be photoshopped. Why would they hang out together to go to the doctor's office?

[quote] As a former patient of this practice, you are correct - no one gets surgery at the Greenwich office. It’s just for pre and post op appointments. The surgical center/“retreat” is in northern Wilton.

They’re buddies?

R41 Scissor sisters and scalpel sisters!

Bullock and Aniston both have very unnoticeable work on their faces, I wonder what they're planning next. Neck area for Sandra, maybe?

Twinkle, twinkle, little star

Hope they never see the scars.

Oops

Wrinkled, wrinkled little star... hope they never see the scars.

Lesbian group discount

R7 Agreed. New Englanders like practicality and traditional. You’re more likely to get a cosmetic surgeon who’s used to people wanting their surgery to look more “natural” than a West Coast surgeon who works with people who want to look like plastic LA freaks.

R68 None of those actresses you mentioned were ever America’s Sweetheart / It Girls. I think all of them except Anette were questioned as lesbians, Jodie actually being one.

Those women have always had those roles. They were like David and Hepburn, they were young playing older women so by the time they actually got old, they still kept getting parts.

That’s not Jennifer and Sandra or Julia.

Davis, not David lol

The lower half of Sandra’s face looks, um, mature. Jen looks like she’s cosplaying a spy.

R68: I'm pretty sure Sigourney Weaver has also had some "enhancements," but of the good, subtle kind, where she simply looks like a remarkably well-preserved older woman. See also: Susan Sarandon. She looks exactly like her younger self, which is why people don't seem to talk about (or mock) her "work."

Sandra's neck!!! Scary!!!

Susan Sarandon is a fat cunt.

Aniston's hat looks designed to hide who she is but doesn't it do the opposite? If you saw a woman dressed like that wouldn't you look?

Yes, the hat is interesting. It almost does draw attention to her. I think that’s why people are suggesting this is something they’re filming.

^ Botched?

Jen is stopping by a funeral?

I live in CT. It isn’t scarf season.

Jen has the best PR in Hollywood. If the paparazzi were tipped off to this outing in CT, it was likely done intentionally by her.

𝑺𝒊𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒓𝒆 𝑽𝒊𝒗𝒂!

Is Sandra’s face dropping from local anaesthetic or does she have a mouthful of peanuts?

Sandra has had a pretty shitty year. I'm sure she has lost a ton of weight, resulting in the sagging in her lower face. I'm all for making fun of celebs, but given that she just lost her partner who suffered from a hideous disease, I'm going to give her a pass on this one.

Their incognito looks are stunning!

Sandra infamously doesn’t have a cleaning lady. I wonder if she cleans their hotels suites herself?

Ugh I’m 61 and my neck looks just like Sandra’s. Is there anything to do about saggy necks or is it a lost cause?

You can get it tightened via surgery, nothing else works.

You can say whatever you want about JA’s hat, but her entire outfit is impeccably classy while still casual. SB’s on the other hand, where to start?

Hmmmm

Jason Bateman and his Smartless co-hosts appeared to tape an interview with Biden, Obama and Clinton prior to yesterday’s fundraising event at Radio City Music Hall. Jennifer is good friends with both Amanda AND Jason Bateman…so it’s likely the group made a day trip to Connecticut before heading back to the City for the fundraiser.

Sandra needs a stylish white hat to match Jen’s black one. Then they can be Spy vs Spy. I’d watch that movie.

R68 that’s because they only want roles for women in their 30’s. Same with Jennifer Lopez but she looks the best out of that bunch. Jennifer Aniston in this pic reminds me of that story of Michael Jackson wanting to go see Raiders of the Lost Ark in disguise so he decided to wear a bullfighter’s costume.

Scouting locations for a reboot of Charmed.

They're dressed in all black to mourn the death of their former faces.

If they were filming something, Amanda wouldn't be there. Also, Amanda is rather rough looking.

I love Jen's hat.

I love that they were caught red handed trying to smuggle out new faces

If Jennifer Lopez looks the best of this group (and I don’t think she does), it’s only because she’s had her entire face and body remade in a surgeon’s operating room.

I’m old and ugly

They probably just popped in for some quick Botox or filler injections.

R72 love it

Kristen Wiig is another actress that needs to start acting her real age, and not her “plastic surgery” age. She’s embarrassing at age 50 as a barren, socialite wanna-be in ‘Palm Royale’.

Maybe they had facials and special stuff not plastic surgery. I will say this. Jennifer Aniston has "maxed out" in terms of getting work done. She is at her limit if not slightly passed it. I saw her recently on TV and enough is enough. If she gets anything else she will look like a cat lady. Ugh.

[quote]Kristen Wiig is another actress that needs to start acting her real age, and not her “plastic surgery” age. She’s embarrassing at age 50 as a barren, socialite wanna-be in ‘Palm Royale'.

Nothing wrong's with being fifty...

Unless you're acting twenty!

I'm in my 60s, but still totally believable as an action hero!

That's a pretty swanky plastic surgery office.

I made an Indiana Jones movie at 80, R118!

[quote] I made an Indiana Jones movie at 80,

And needed Phoebe Waller-Bridge to help me use the bathroom

Isn’t Sandra lez? It’s sad her faux boyfriend died.

[quote] What is your native language? Just curious.

Sure, just curious.

IMO, Sandra looks great and is good-looking. She's played bland roles. However, she has a large-ish nose that she hasn't whittled down too much. She has nice hair and skin. She's thin.

I love Sandra and will watch anything she’s in. I’m a shallow, tacky bitch so I’ve sometimes thought she’d look better with the TINIEST of nose jobs.

Think Kate Winslet— she didn’t get the kewpie doll nose. She still has an elegant, large-ish nose. She just had it refined.

Anyway, wonder what the ladies are having done?

Sandra turns 60 this July. Good thing she has plenty of money to produce & star in her own movies.

Do actresses really want that Isabelle Adjani "frozen in time" look, where their face looks sort of OK but the neck looks about 20 years older, and they have to wear gloves all the time to cover up their withered old-lady hands?

r115 I watched the trailer for Palm Royale and thought Wiig was much too old. That character should be played by an actress 20 years younger.

Aniston is verging on terrible.

[quote] Do actresses really want that Isabelle Adjani "frozen in time" look

I didn’t.

R127 Yes, they do. Apparently the worst, ugliest thing a woman can have is a wrinkle

This reminds me of the good old days when my best girlfriend and I would sneak off on lunch break to the local Abortion Hut for a quick scrape and flush, then leave hoping no one saw us.

I came, I saw I surgeried those divas in the jaw

They look like a lesbian couple.

AMH, I just find this so sad! Why can't these women recognize the beautiful women they are on the inside and let that shine through! These women should focus on honing their craft as actresses and not resorting to cheap superficial procedures to try to stop the hands of time.

It looks like Jennifer, sneaking around like that, is reprising Doris Day's role in Caprice.

"Ohhh Sandy honey stop being such a worrywart. Nobody will ever know. If we dress like ninjas how could the paparazzi see us enter or leave."

They left the house looking like that. Bunch of fraus.

[quote]You can say whatever you want about JA’s hat, but her entire outfit is impeccably classy while still casual.

I love it, rich-lady weekend chic.

Sales of that Jennifer Aniston hat are going to go through the roof now after these pics.

Never has there been a woman more worshipped by the fraus than Jennifer Aniston

Younger fraus grew up with her & older fraus are growing old with her

Love them. They're fun.

I can't believe this year marks the 30th anniversary of SPEED and FRIENDS, the film and TV show that launched Bullock and Aniston to superstardom, respectively.

In 1994, "30 years ago" was 1964, when the world was still primarily in black-and-white but quickly changing.

The networks did not switch to color until the 1965-1966 season, and the Oscars did away with splitting the Best Costumes and Best Cinematography categories into Color and B & W by 1967.

The weekend that Speed opened in June 1994, I saw the original NYC production of Edward Albee’s Three Tall Women on the Upper West Side. Keanu and Sandy were together in the audience that Fri night. He was a full-blown movie star, but she was still anonymous. I only realized who she was after the fact, when I saw ads or promotions for the movie, I guess.

By Monday morning, she had become a full-blown movie star.

I agree R141. Brad Pitt’s leaving her for another woman launched her to goddess status in their eyes.

Talk about a walk of shame. They both look so ashamed and furtive.

Why are paps hanging outside of this plastic surgery clinic? Something is afoot.

They look like they're leaving rehearsals for a dinner theater production of Hocus Pocus.

^ Sandra Bullock IS Winifred Sanderson

R148 Actually wow, if you’re in at least a decent sized city not a bad gig if you can pull it off. You might not get Hollywood celebrities, but at least local ones and get dirt on them.

Amanda Anka seems like a controlling JAP, she is plain looking too. Justin Bateman seems henpecked.

Amanda Anka is not Jewish. Paul Anka is of Syrian and Lebanese heritage and Amanda's mother is mostly Lebanese with some English.

I think I'm lebanese too

R154 We did it first!

In what way does Amanda Anka seem like a controlling JAP, R152? How do surmise Jason Bateman is henpecked?

Spill it, Colombo.

R156 = Dorothy Zbornak

R156, you phrased your question much more diplomatically than I might have.

R156 an interview I heard with Jason, his wife and daughters give him a hard time