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INT. HOTEL LOBBY - DAY. The camera tracks cream-suited GAVIN NEWSOM from behind, heels clicking, as he enters La Mirage Hotel.

The campaign will be fear-based and combine California libertarianism with generational warfare. It will center around the idea of someone trying to TAKE something that is yours, your autonomy (Zoomers) and your entitlements (Gen Xers and older millennials.) He will attack relentlessly but temper it with Gen X snark.”‘That’s my purse! I don’t know you!” KNEE TO GROIN.

The villains will be the GREEDY BOOMER WHO DESTROYED EVERYTHING AND GETS AWAY WITH IT (represented by guess who) and the BACKWARDS STATE REPUBLICAN, the latter depicted as a cross between the parents from Footloose and the coven from Rosemary’s Baby. His ads will co-opt horror movie imagery.

It could work.

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by Anonymousreply 3March 28, 2024 11:55 PM

Op go hide your face in Trump’s ass.

by Anonymousreply 1March 28, 2024 11:50 PM

Just tweeted

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by Anonymousreply 2March 28, 2024 11:53 PM

R1 which one are you, Boomer or Red Stater?

by Anonymousreply 3March 28, 2024 11:55 PM
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