My "str8" boyfriend

Assuming this isn't an ESTrogen-filled fantasy, OP, I'd say you made the right choice and you will find a nice guy who isn't that fucked up as your ex.

[quote] The last time we had sex he couldn't even cum and said it was because pussy was better. He asked me to wear women's underwear and I refused. I felt so humiliated.

I'm surprised he didn't ask to see your PUNY COCKLET, so that he could flex his body that is built like a SHIT BRICKHOUSE.

I don't [bold]E[/bold]nvy your [bold]S[/bold]itua[bold]T[/bold]ion.

Stay away, OP. Nothing but heartache.

Kudos for “constellation prize.”

Could be a new DL phrase.

[quote] Kudos for “constellation prize.”

OP can be Ursa Major aka a fat bear.

OP, I've been there and I put up with my allegedly straight guys shit for six years. I wish I had gotten fed up and ended it sooner but I have a high threshold for pain. Good luck and I hope you kick him to the curb.

[quote]So I guess I'm just a constellation prize

You little starlet, you.

Why do guys do this? At least find someone who is man enough to admit he's gay, OP. That sounds pretty masculine and strong to me. Being confident and sure of oneself. Tell that confused idiot to fuck off and find someone who isn't going to treat you like dirt.

Being bored and 18 is lousy, Op, being bored and 68 is worse.

Better keep your hands off my potential new boyfriend

He’s using you. Straight dudes use gay guys for the superior dick-sucking. Then they go home to pussy. Don’t kid yourself that a straight guy is into sex with you.

[quote] just a constellation prize

You, sir, are no prize. Also, this never happened.

Teacak, is that you?

OP….

How old are you, OP?

[quote] OP, I'd say you made the right choice and you will find a nice guy who isn't that fucked up as your ex.

I'm going to guess the chances of this are nil.

[quote] So I guess I'm just a constellation prize

well, more like Uranus is the prize.

r18 dammit you beat me to the Uranus joke.

Remember, you aren't a constellation but you are a STAR!

There's always room for more Uranus jokes.

Jackie on Assistance frequently complained about being a constellation prize.

Was he non-binary, OP?

Str8? Do you swap pussy eating techniques? You know typical guy stuff.

R6 beat me to it.

OP, creative writing isn't your thing, even when you make fake drunken errors. How embarrassing for you.

I don't [bold]E[/bold]nvy your [/bold]S[/bold]itua[bold]T[/bold]ion, op.

OP has never been touched, cept in the head.

Here’s your constellation prize

That’s a penis! ✨

Seek guidance from your pastor or clergy.

By "terrible luck" he means none of them will give him a good rim and blow job.

He's using you. Dump his ass immediately. Find someone who gives you as much as you give them.

“The love that lasts the longest is the love that is never returned.” So, good luck with that.

Yeah, this is why smart guys know how to separate sex from love.

Straight guys just taste better.

Kinsey Twos are a pain.

Have another cocktail, Mary OP.

The world is full of gorgeous, interesting, fascinating gay men. I suggest you examine why you’re sniffing around a homophobic closet case instead .

Hear hear, R38

LAME EST. Do better DL.

He's gorgeous, R38. I've always dated str8 or at least bi men. They make me weak in the knees.

I'm afraid that I might break down this weekend and let him come over. If he calls/texts. He hasn't since yesterday. I've thought about texting him. Today I'm thinking that maybe I overreacted. It's only natural that he likes pussy better. Maybe I should be grateful that I snagged a str8 guy and be happy with that.

But then again, shouldn't I be wanted? What will happen if he meets a woman who likes him? He'll probably leave to be with her.

I'm afraid of having to go to the hospital again. This kind of turmoil is what sent me there the last two times.

I like the misspellings and typos.

They add a little je ne sais quoi to the tale.

You are a sad doormat, R41. Truly pathetic.

[quote] I've always dated str8 or at least bi men

The call is coming from inside the non-existent self esteem house.......

OP still hasn't stated her age.

Perhaps this is a slow buildup to the big reveal: OP is the Puny Cocklet troll, who has decided to stick around DL.

OP,

Just accept that you don’t always get what you want. He will marry and screw up some woman’s life, and will be forced to have furtive gay sex on the side. In his mind he will be living an acceptable life, but it will be based on lies. You on the other hand are free to live your life honestly. Don’t look back.

r41, assuming this is real, I'm going to be hard on you. Of fucking course he will leave you for a woman and without any guilt on his part. First off, in his heart, YOU ARE NOT A COUPLE. Not really. He doesn't have the attachment to you that you do to him. He likes the way you get him off. THAT'S IT. I don't care what he says when he's horny. The reality is that he has no interest in being with you romantically. Period.

If you're looking for a boyfriend, you need to find someone who is gay and admits it. That's the only way to happiness. There are SO many gay men out there. It's OK to want "masc". It's not ok to be someone's doormat. Get some self esteem and tell this idiot to fuck off.

[quote] I'm afraid of having to go to the hospital again. This kind of turmoil is what sent me there the last two times.

Presumably you mean a psychiatric hospital. Oh, and you should be reviled for this line:

Today I'm thinking that maybe I overreacted. It's only natural that he likes pussy better. Maybe I should be grateful that I snagged a str8 guy and be happy with that.

This [fantasy] guy is bottom-shelf scum, and yet he's more than you deserve.

My god you dunces. Do not feed the troll.

[quote]I'm afraid of having to go to the hospital again. This kind of turmoil is what sent me there the last two times.

lol, OP.

Oh hunny, you are a LIVING BREATHING, Pet Shop Boys song!