Here's how you should be douching....

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Great.

Now that I'm well over 40 and no one wants to fuck me someone finally show me how to douche properly.

It's never too late R2

R2, I’m sure you’re much cuter than you’re giving yourself credit for. Hang in there.

His instructions are actually quite good. Thanks for posting, OP.

You're welcome!

Would this work in “other areas”…..?

Why does no-one want to fuck you R2? Are you grossly obese or ugly or something?

This should be taught in high schools, it's a basic life skill.

bottom drama

How did men buttfuck for 60,000 years without doucheing?? I think I'll take my chances with just taking a dump- rather than squirt out liquid shart all night.

I always go to the balcony and insert a water bottle into my anus entrance and press the water inside and immediately fart it out. I hope I am clean afterwards.

His nails look so healthy. That's one of the first things I notice on a guy, says a lot about their dietary habits.

R8 no. I'm in decent shape Just old. Most tops want thirty year olds (or so) and I get that.

I had my pick of tops for the better part of two decades. I was actually very good looking.

But now I'm mostly a middle aged normal guy. Nothing special. And I am totally fine with the passage of time and what it means for bottoming.

He talks like a Valley Girl.

You sound very attractive R14. Any you're 40s did you say and you have this attitude? That you're over? There's plenty of whatever you want out there with normal middle aged guys.