Man marries one of the conjoined twins

The two heads are scary enough, but that picture of them in OP's link is even more nightmare inducing.

And I cannot find a man …

We know OP.

He has major gay face…..

Great for them - hope they have lasting happiness.

Yet, my ass is still single.

[quote]"a former US Army veteran"

I think "veteran" pretty much captures the "former" part.

How will they have sex?

One vagina, two heads.

He’s a nurse. Oookay.

[quote]Great for them - hope they have lasting happiness.

Given the logistics there's no other kind.

Is one of them supposed to watch TV while the other one is having sex?

Does one of them put on a privacy veil that covers her head?

I guess the other one has to get down on her knees if her sister wants to perform oral sex. And then there's the annoying bobbing motion while she does it.

Da suck job(s)!

I know they share one vagina but I can't find if they have one or two anuses. I presume one.

Is Abby the furthest from her husband in OP’s link?

This will end in tears.

Not the wet kind from the eyes.

Does the vagina produce two egg varieties, one for each sister?

I mean, of course the ovaries, not the vagina.

Only Joan Crawford really knows how they feel.

God damn it - how I wish DataLounge had an edit feature.

Here’s the right clip of Joan, in blackface, singing “Two Faced Woman.”

I also know how they feel.

Is it true Abby didn't invite Britanny to the wedding?

What happened to the conjoined twins where one was a country singer? I think she actually changed her name to Reba.

Which head is which?

R22,

“You can’t wear white because you are not the bride and you can’t wear bridesmaid blue; it will confuse people. I’d like you to wear this white cockatoo mask so as not to distract from my big day.”

They should do a remake of "The Mirror Has Two Faces."

Six holes, he must be exhausted.

Reading skills, R27? Only 4 holes.

Mouth, vagina, anus x2=6

To be fair - these 2 seemed MUCH more pleasant and adjusted as the other co-joined twins, one of which was a prima donna and wanted to be a country singer.

I believe they are school teachers?

The only reason why he's not allowed to say he's marrying both is because they are 2 separate citizens and that would be bigamy.

Reading skills? They have two mouths. ONE VAGINA. ONE ANUS. 4. Sheesh.

Is he FTM?

One pussy, two chicks.

No, one pussy and one cock, two anuses.

What if the husband wants kinky sex, and the wife agrees but the sister doesn't want to get spanked and have anal sex? Then what?

And what if the sister meets a man she wants to date and they want to go on vacation but the husband wants his wife at home?

I'm so confused.

R35 as I said, this will end in tears.

(vaginal tears. anal tears. abdominal tears.)

There are not enough conjoined twins to satisfy the porn demand, congress should legislate tax incentives to spur more freak births.

I believe it was Gypsy Rose Lee who said "you gotta have a gimmick".

Good for them (literally correct pronoun)