Farewell from Puny Cocklet Troll
DL,
It's been an absolute treasure discussing the Shit Brickhouse and my puny cocklet with you all through the years, and why sexual humiliation is as relevant today as ever!
I am sad to announce that I've decided to leave DL to focus on my mental health. As a low-income person and trauma survivor living with a mental disability, I've realized that the cruel world of pubic revelations is not meant for me.
Please keep on fighting the good fight against the hung patriarchy, and keep on streaming Fitness Papi, my little puny cocklets!
Yours truly,
Puny Cocklet Troll
P.S. Greg and Teacake, you are freaks.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 4, 2024 2:02 AM
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Best wishes, PC.
Never meant to offend or contribute to your difficulties.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 28, 2024 11:44 AM
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Can you leave us with just one more Degrading Dance, PCT?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 28, 2024 12:06 PM
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Sorry to see you go; please give my best to your uncles.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 28, 2024 12:09 PM
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Sad to see you hanging up your Mary Janes, but happy for the time we had you here. Godspeed on your mental health journey ❤️
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 28, 2024 12:13 PM
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I will miss you, brother. Your posts were some of the most entertaining in memory. The term "puny cocklet" will live on, forever!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 28, 2024 12:16 PM
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What's going to happen to Colton and Packer?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 28, 2024 8:29 PM
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Don't go Cuny Pocklet. What will we ever do without you?
We all have our issues. Stick around.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 28, 2024 8:38 PM
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I’ve never been aware of this person before and now he’s (I assume) leaving. What did I miss?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 28, 2024 8:59 PM
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If this really is PCT, I’m sad.
I hate when one of us goes.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 28, 2024 9:13 PM
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What if this is actually PCT’s blatino husbear breaking it to us gently that our hero has left this mortal coil? The writing style is quite different.
Praying that isn’t true I’m but steeling myself for the worst.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 28, 2024 9:18 PM
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Waving my long, floppy shaft to you in goodbyes.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 28, 2024 9:24 PM
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When I leave DL, I will not be saying goodbye.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 28, 2024 9:28 PM
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I don't think this is the true PC Troll, alas.
This post has actual paragraphs, and the punctuation is accurate.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 28, 2024 9:37 PM
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LIES.
This troll's proper name is the Shit Brickhouse Troll. His puny cocklet is incidental.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 28, 2024 9:39 PM
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Can I have your Daisy Dukes and your turquoise tank, the clothes you had on when you were gang raped in the parking lot of Whole Foods?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 28, 2024 11:10 PM
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I am so sorry I called you a Freak on Christmas Morning 2019 and blocked you. I was in my Pollyanna Prisspot mode, as it was, after all, Christmas morning.
By the end of that day, I fell in love with you.
This is a synopsis of what I have recited for the congregation at midnight mass ever since-
"I'll represent her pro boner".
followed by this exquisite bit of prose:
So I explained what happened, and my lawyer said, "Shirley, don't be a Nancy, you can't report that." My husbear said, "Why not, Tayte, she got queerbashed. Next thing you know, they'll be lynching us again." My lawyer said, "Hun, it's not good publicity for the community. She was cruising str8 meat. How do you think that will go down? You can't just grab your clit in public because you need your boicunt seeded with str8 cum." I stormed out. This is outrageous, but my husbear insists my lawyer has a point. What does DL think? Should I get a new lawyer, or just drop it?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 28, 2024 11:35 PM
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And this one is going on my gravestone-
C---- M------- 1980-2065
They queerbashed me, kicking me in the balls with their ripe and rank size 14 dawgs. They then pulled down my cutoffs to expose my tiny, erect cocklet. My 'manhood' was so puny compared to the lordly cocks unfurling in tight compression shorts. My boipussy was ripe for entry. My mantwat was oozing. I needed dick so bad, but I knew I wasn't gonna get it. They pissed on me - they could all piss through hardons - and jacked their massive, unwashed, cheesy cocks. The air was full of piss, smegma, sweat, and ripe feet. My cock almost erupted from all the masc pheromones. They then took my car keys and threw them far out into the distance, so I had to walk around, pantsless, with a hardon, asking passers by for help
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 28, 2024 11:37 PM
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[quote] leave DL to focus on my mental health
NO PUNY COCKLET TROLL THATS NOT A THERAPIST ITS THE RAPIST! Oh Lord he can't hear us for all the jizz in his ears.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 28, 2024 11:41 PM
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Hey SBT,
How 'bout you put on your gingham dress with the sluty panties one more time?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 3, 2024 5:15 PM
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R19 I can’t believe that story because surely at least one of his testosterone-laden punishers would’ve been slightly aroused at the sight of his puny cocklet, given it’s inherently clitoral nature.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 3, 2024 7:46 PM
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^ I've heard he has a nice labia too
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 3, 2024 8:17 PM
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Have you ever met a man with a puny cocklet? Was he a nice man? I have never seen another puny cocklet, just my own. I think I would like to meet a man with a puny cocklet. Did you ever kiss a puny cocklet and how did it smell?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 4, 2024 1:07 AM
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There will always be a place for you on the Disney Cruise.
That place is underneath me.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 4, 2024 1:21 AM
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You’re mixing him up with Bill Whatshisface, R26.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 4, 2024 2:02 AM
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