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Nicole Shanahan is a dumb slut

Her father was a junkie, and her mother was a maid.

How did she even afford to go to college?

It sounds like she spread her legs for any Jeremy, Sergei, Elon, and Jacob.

Looks like the rotten apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

It's unsurprising that lunatic RFK Jr. chose another lunatic to be his running mate.

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by Anonymousreply 30March 31, 2024 3:16 PM

[quote] In 2013, Shanahan married Jeremy Asher Kranz, a San Francisco Bay Area investor and finance executive. They divorced in 2015.

[quote] Shanahan met Sergey Brin, the co-founder of Google, in the summer of 2014, at a yoga festival in Lake Tahoe. They married in 2018. They have a daughter together, born in 2018. Brin and Shanahan maintained an estate at Point Dume in Malibu, California, purchased in 2020.

[quote] Shanahan and Brin separated in December 2021, and Brin filed for divorce in January 2022. In 2022, the Wall Street Journal reported that a reason for the breakup was a "brief affair" in 2021 between Shanahan and Elon Musk. Shanahan and Musk have denied the report. Shanahan and Brin had signed a prenuptial agreement. During the divorce proceedings, Shanahan's attorneys argued that she had signed the prenuptial agreement under duress, and in mediation sought more than $1 billion of Brin's $95 billion fortune.

[quote] The divorce was finalized in 2023 in a confidential arbitration. Forbes reported that Shanahan likely received around 2.6 million Alphabet Class B shares from Brin, worth $390 million in March 2024, with the possibility that she additionally received an equal amount of Class C shares.

[quote] In 2023, Shanahan held a "love ceremony" of commitment with Jacob Strumwasser, who is an advisor at Lightning Labs, a bitcoin software company. She described the event as a handfasting ceremony influenced by Druidic tradition. The pair met at the Burning Man festival in summer 2022.

Trash Box gold-digging WHORE.

by Anonymousreply 1March 28, 2024 6:02 AM

[QUOTE]Her father was a junkie, and her mother was a maid.

Painfully tells us more about you and you do not even know it. Or can begin to comprehend until...

by Anonymousreply 2March 28, 2024 6:13 AM

Now *that's* a magic pussy. Making money moves! Got a better come up than Vairst Leddy. Hope the MAGAT deplos love love her.

by Anonymousreply 3March 28, 2024 6:28 AM

A Druidic Love Ceremony?

Fucking Elon Musk?

Blaming tap water and vaccines for autism and brain cancer?

This loopy bitch will end a Kennedy campaign faster than a speeding bullet, which is usually how they end.

by Anonymousreply 4March 28, 2024 7:07 AM

r2 Thank you. We can't have people from working class backgrounds running for Vice President!

by Anonymousreply 5March 28, 2024 7:20 AM

I don’t think she’s dumb…

by Anonymousreply 6March 28, 2024 7:22 AM

OP, you just made yourself look like an entitled asshole.

by Anonymousreply 7March 28, 2024 7:39 AM

She has those Miss Lindzey seductive characteristics that succumb wealthy and powerful men..

by Anonymousreply 8March 28, 2024 7:40 AM

Sounds like she doesn't love you long time.

by Anonymousreply 9March 28, 2024 8:33 AM

She fucks rich men, then cons them into cash settlements so she doesn’t have to work for a living. Then she spends the money on antivaxxer cuntery.

by Anonymousreply 10March 28, 2024 1:43 PM

Exactly, R10.

by Anonymousreply 11March 28, 2024 3:42 PM

Has she “hooked up” with RFK Jr. in other ways?

by Anonymousreply 12March 28, 2024 4:56 PM

She’s never worked in government, never ran a major company, has no history of credible public service, no military service, etc.. What can she point to that indicates a qualification to be VP?

by Anonymousreply 13March 28, 2024 5:03 PM

This chick is out of her mind.

by Anonymousreply 14March 28, 2024 6:23 PM

Wait, I thought she was killed by Chris Watts??

by Anonymousreply 15March 28, 2024 6:26 PM

Imagine that SHE was the better pick, over Aaron Rodgers.

Rofl!

by Anonymousreply 16March 28, 2024 10:29 PM

Why didn’t Shanaham become a Trumpette at Mar-a-Lago?

by Anonymousreply 17March 29, 2024 5:37 AM

Stay classy OP

by Anonymousreply 18March 29, 2024 5:38 AM

If you try you can sing op's post to the tune of Gee, Officer Krumkie.

by Anonymousreply 19March 29, 2024 6:50 AM

LOL the progressive male feminist posts again.

by Anonymousreply 20March 29, 2024 8:36 AM

Trash box.

What a whore, sleeping around on Sergey Brin.

And with Elon Musk, of all people.

This ugly cross-eyed cunt deserves someone like Elon Musk.

I'm glad Sergey dumped her ass.

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by Anonymousreply 21March 29, 2024 9:40 AM

Rob the DOG is piledriving that cooter several times a day that’s why he picked her

by Anonymousreply 22March 29, 2024 11:46 AM

[quote]Has she “hooked up” with RFK Jr. in other ways?

Eew, perish the thought!

by Anonymousreply 23March 29, 2024 11:50 AM

[quote]What can she point to that indicates a qualification to be VP?

She picks up the check. Quietly.

by Anonymousreply 24March 29, 2024 11:50 AM

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s running mate has been a harsh critic of in vitro fertilization, while funding alternative research on extending women’s reproductive years. She believes two hours of morning sunlight could cure female infertility.

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by Anonymousreply 25March 29, 2024 12:07 PM

She sounds like a pass around whore for rich white men, to be honest.

by Anonymousreply 26March 29, 2024 7:09 PM

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by Anonymousreply 27March 30, 2024 5:46 PM

^^^^

Her partner is Jacob Strumwasser.

Strumwasser currently serves as the vice president at Lightning Labs, which develops software that powers the Lightning Network for Bitcoin. Per his bio on the company’s website, he was inspired to work full time and grow the network after seeing the “empowerment bitcoin and Lightning provides to those who are disenfranchised.” (People, 3/27/2024)

by Anonymousreply 28March 30, 2024 5:50 PM

R28 So he’s rich today, but will be in federal prison in five years.

by Anonymousreply 29March 31, 2024 1:11 PM

[quote]Trash Box gold-digging WHORE.

Perhaps, R1, but she sure knows where to dig.

by Anonymousreply 30March 31, 2024 3:16 PM
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