This clown is half-a-genius. He was planning to fly back to Austin on a Southwest companion pass, but it was standby, and he got bumped. But he didn't let that deter him from getting home for free!
Security footage shows he wandered the gate area around a Delta flight headed for Austin, took discreet pics of people's boarding passes, and used the best photo at the pass-scanner to get on the plane without a ticket. He snuck into the lavatory, planning to pop out and sit in whatever empty seat remained at the end of boarding. Except the flight was full, and there were no empty seats. Knowing the stews would check the toilets before takeoff, he next tried to enter a storage closet, but it was locked and too small. They caught him, and he admitted to the ruse.
