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Mayor Pete on the HOT SEAT!

Holding a press conference on the Baltimore Key Bridge accident, as we speak.

He looks so cute!

*swoon*

by Anonymousreply 96April 1, 2024 1:06 AM

Hopefully you can focus enough to share with us the gist of the presser, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1March 27, 2024 6:00 PM

Lately he's looking more mature and more handsome. Responsibility flatters him.

by Anonymousreply 2March 27, 2024 6:03 PM

I don't have to watch it to know that right-wing media will somehow decide that the bridge disaster is all HIS FAULT. Someone will bring up the idea that he should be impeached for dereliction of duty. At the very least they will say that he isn't doing enough to ameliorate the situation (or they would if they knew that word...). I can't think of any other transportation secretary who has been so much in the news. Gee, I wonder if there's something about Pete that makes him stand out to the news media -especially Fox and its ilk?

by Anonymousreply 3March 27, 2024 6:04 PM

I can't wait until he's President.

by Anonymousreply 4March 27, 2024 6:05 PM

[quote] I can't wait until he's President.

Exactly!

Pete has been the highest profile of any of the President's Cabinet members.

Not through any fault of his own, but because of our crumbling infrastructure.

And Pete is handling it like a pro.

He WILL be President one day.

by Anonymousreply 5March 27, 2024 6:08 PM

Mayor Pete HAS a hot seat!

by Anonymousreply 6March 27, 2024 6:11 PM

It’s been suggested that Pete was driving the ship.

by Anonymousreply 7March 27, 2024 6:35 PM

The Right is already blaming it on DEI so why not Pete?

It's almost as if they take their ideas from the Klan Grannies on the DL!

by Anonymousreply 8March 27, 2024 6:38 PM

^and wide open borders!

by Anonymousreply 9March 27, 2024 6:39 PM

[quote]Pete has been the highest profile of any of the President's Cabinet members.

Bitch, please!

by Anonymousreply 10March 27, 2024 6:56 PM

What Antony said, above^

by Anonymousreply 11March 27, 2024 6:59 PM

Have they impeached Pete, too?

by Anonymousreply 12March 27, 2024 7:04 PM

I’m sure Pete will get to the BOTTOM of this.

by Anonymousreply 13March 27, 2024 7:08 PM

[quote] I don't have to watch it to know that right-wing media will somehow decide that the bridge disaster is all HIS FAULT.

I don’t think there will be widespread belief he could have prevented it, but there will be scrutiny to see if he mishandles the aftermath as he has with so many other transportation related issues that have arisen during his time in office. What matters is what he does going forward.

by Anonymousreply 14March 27, 2024 7:17 PM

"At the very least they will say that he isn't doing enough to ameliorate the situation (or they would if they knew that word...)"

That made me laugh, R3.

by Anonymousreply 15March 27, 2024 7:18 PM

[quote]if he mishandles the aftermath as he has with so many other transportation related issues

Sure, Jan.

by Anonymousreply 16March 27, 2024 7:19 PM

I cannot believe he actually used the phrase "big, long and not inexpensive" to describe the cleanup!😂

Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 17March 27, 2024 7:20 PM

This cleanup will be LONG, and HARD, and BIG, and PAINFUL.

It will HURT.

But in the end, we will be FULLY SATISFIED.

by Anonymousreply 18March 27, 2024 7:22 PM

Did anyone notice that the poor victims fixing potholes on the bridge in the middle of the night were all immigrants from El Salvador, Guatemala and Mexico. They can't get the so called hardworking Americans to do that shit work.

by Anonymousreply 19March 27, 2024 7:28 PM

He is doing a good job, you nasty queens..

by Anonymousreply 20March 27, 2024 7:31 PM

Did they honor the souls of those who perished with a brief silence at the start of the presser?

by Anonymousreply 21March 27, 2024 7:39 PM

He’ll never be President, even if he should be.

by Anonymousreply 22March 27, 2024 7:45 PM

After all, Pete DID cause that train derailment in Ohio so he probably caused this to happen as well.

by Anonymousreply 23March 27, 2024 8:00 PM

[quote]as he has with so many other transportation related issues that have arisen during his time in office

Such as?

by Anonymousreply 24March 27, 2024 8:04 PM

Did he know there was an imminent and choose to ignore it? Oh wait…That was Condoleeza Rice.

by Anonymousreply 25March 27, 2024 8:08 PM

r24 That Nazareth train derailment, for one.

by Anonymousreply 26March 27, 2024 8:15 PM

*Sorry, I misread, that poster said "mishandled", which I don't agree with.

by Anonymousreply 27March 27, 2024 8:16 PM

Well, the stuff that falls under the dept of transportation isn't doing too well lately. Boeing (falls under the FAA which falls under the DOT), infracture also falls under the DOT. Someone needs to step up here.

by Anonymousreply 28March 27, 2024 8:24 PM

Boeing is a private company, and not really under the control of the FAA.

by Anonymousreply 29March 27, 2024 8:26 PM

I can't wait to hear the rethugs describe how it's Pete's fault that a bridge built ten years before he was born collapsed after being struck by a Singapore registered cargo ship.

by Anonymousreply 30March 27, 2024 8:41 PM

Exactly how much power do you think the Department of Transportation has?

by Anonymousreply 31March 27, 2024 8:44 PM

R19

Yes a thousand times!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 32March 27, 2024 8:56 PM

I heard the ship crashed because Pete was sucking off the pilot in some kind of satanic ritual

by Anonymousreply 33March 27, 2024 9:57 PM

I'm sure he'll be working in depth with his slutty assistant Trace.

by Anonymousreply 34March 27, 2024 10:06 PM

It is apparently a conspiracy theory.

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by Anonymousreply 35March 28, 2024 5:23 AM

Pete will never be president because he has no base. Boomers won't vote for a gay man and he's not progressive enough for Millennials or Gen Z. He's just a media darling. I've never been impressed by him.

by Anonymousreply 36March 28, 2024 5:33 AM

JFC R35, I made a joke on the bridge thread that there'd be an Elaine Chao conspiracy theory and voila, there it is.

The nutters are so fucking predictable.

by Anonymousreply 37March 28, 2024 6:17 AM

Momma wishes Pete would drive a huge barge into her mussy and collapse it.

by Anonymousreply 38March 28, 2024 6:32 AM

Boomers will be dead soon.

by Anonymousreply 39March 28, 2024 6:34 AM

Yeah, Boomers will be dead or in full on dementia, Pete is far more liberal then he lets on. He was a big Bernie fan before politics. He's just playing middle of the road guy for now because that's the crowed that elected Biden.

by Anonymousreply 40March 28, 2024 8:44 AM

Cute? He looks like a hamster.

by Anonymousreply 41March 28, 2024 9:43 AM

I don’t get how he’s married to that fug tubbo.

by Anonymousreply 42March 28, 2024 11:01 AM

Pete is prime VP material, with Wes Moore at the top of ticket. Or Gretchen Widmer. Or Josh Shapiro.

by Anonymousreply 43March 28, 2024 11:40 AM

I don't love Pete but I will say he and AOC seem to be one of the few Democrats who regularly attack the Rs for their shit.

No one else seems to want to

by Anonymousreply 44March 28, 2024 12:25 PM

Meanwhile Chasten’s tits have collapsed to the floor from nursing the twins.

by Anonymousreply 45March 28, 2024 12:33 PM

Allegedly they're going to divorce.

by Anonymousreply 46March 28, 2024 3:51 PM

[QUOTE]Allegedly they're going to divorce.

That would be the best thing for Pete’s career. Pete needs a young cute twink as his partner, someone who makes it obvious that Pete is the top in the relationship. Straights can’t look at Pete and Chasten and pick up the signals to identify who’s pounding who. If Pete is seen as a possible bottom by large swaths of the electorate, he’ll never win. The American people will never elect a bottom as President.

by Anonymousreply 47March 28, 2024 4:04 PM

[quote]If Pete is seen as a possible bottom by large swaths of the electorate, he’ll never win.

I agree that he would have to declare his position if he were running in the general.

by Anonymousreply 48March 28, 2024 4:12 PM

[quote] Allegedly they're going to divorce.

But Chasten sacrificed his youth and his body for you, Pete!

He gave you the best years of his life!

Now he's old, and fat, and his tits are sagging.

No one will ever marry him now.

And it's all your fault, Pete!!!

Typical man (top).

by Anonymousreply 49March 28, 2024 4:13 PM

[quote] But Chasten sacrificed his youth and his body for you, Pete!

He didn’t sacrifice much then.

by Anonymousreply 50March 28, 2024 4:15 PM

"I don’t get how he’s married to that fug tubbo.:

Politicians can never marry someone better-looking than they are -it's an unwritten rule of politics. (JFK broke this rule, and look what happened to him!)

It serves to explain why he might cheat with someone younger/hotter. It shows him to be serious and responsible -clearly marrying for love. And it saves him the stress of worrying what the spouse is up to while he's out on the campaign trail.

by Anonymousreply 51March 28, 2024 4:52 PM

Murine.

by Anonymousreply 52March 29, 2024 3:42 AM

Jealous bitches are out trolling Pete hoping for a divorce in the DL, don't hold your breath ladies, he's taken. I suck his cock every night, you will never get to touch it - Chasten.

by Anonymousreply 53March 29, 2024 6:26 AM

Great, the lgbt community legalized gay marriage so that gay men can divorce but circumcision which affects every gay man is still legal. Priorities? 😩

by Anonymousreply 54March 29, 2024 6:42 AM

[quote] I suck his cock every night, you will never get to touch it - Chasten.

And don't forget to mention all the cocks you are reportedly sucking in the Washington DC steam rooms, Chasten.

by Anonymousreply 55March 29, 2024 9:31 AM

Rightwingers: “every bad thing that happens is democrats’ fault!!!”**

Also Rightwingers: “we attacked the capitol building because the Boob lost, but it’s not our fault!”

by Anonymousreply 56March 29, 2024 9:48 AM

Pete never touches me anymore. He barely looks at me and when he does there’s revulsion and disappointment in his eyes.

by Anonymousreply 57March 29, 2024 11:59 AM

[quote] Pete never touches me anymore. He barely looks at me and when he does there’s revulsion and disappointment in his eyes.

Well, Chasten, it doesn't help that when you get naked, your ass and tits drop to the floor.

by Anonymousreply 58March 29, 2024 12:04 PM

Why did he let Chasten pilot that ship 🚢- and why did Chasten let the twins take the wheel???

by Anonymousreply 59March 29, 2024 12:18 PM

There’s nothing hot about Pete Buttigieg.

by Anonymousreply 60March 29, 2024 1:06 PM

Had Chasten lost his baby weight yet?

by Anonymousreply 61March 29, 2024 1:07 PM

Chasten has endometriosis. His child bearing years may be over.

by Anonymousreply 62March 29, 2024 1:48 PM

OP you sound 40 and 14 at the same time. Swooning about politicians is weird.

by Anonymousreply 63March 29, 2024 6:12 PM

[quote] Had Chasten lost his baby weight yet?

Not yet.

He's still letting the children nurse on his ample breasts, since they're full of milk.

The babies love to suckle, and so does daddy.

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by Anonymousreply 64March 29, 2024 7:04 PM

Jealous, bitches?

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by Anonymousreply 65March 29, 2024 7:43 PM

Not jealous of Pete, no.

by Anonymousreply 66March 30, 2024 1:30 AM

How many letters in chou for what else has four letters ship also fish and fish live in the water where the ship crashed so clearly it's all connected.

by Anonymousreply 67March 30, 2024 1:43 AM

I really think that Chasten is going to make an amazing First Gentleman. You bitches need to stand down.

by Anonymousreply 68March 30, 2024 1:45 AM

Pete is getting so much better looking as he gets older.

He's one of those lucky guys.

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by Anonymousreply 69March 30, 2024 2:51 AM
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by Anonymousreply 70March 30, 2024 2:55 AM

For their anniversary Pete got Chasten a Curves membership.

by Anonymousreply 71March 30, 2024 3:07 AM

And Chasten got Pete one of these little beauties...

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by Anonymousreply 72March 30, 2024 3:12 AM

Separated at birth.

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by Anonymousreply 73March 30, 2024 5:31 AM

You can always choose another picture, R73...

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by Anonymousreply 74March 30, 2024 5:33 AM

Another Pete blunder. Where is Storm when we need her?

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by Anonymousreply 75March 30, 2024 2:01 PM

I like Pete and think he’d be a capable president. Maybe in 10 or 15 years when most of these bitter obese MAGAts will be dead and buried.

by Anonymousreply 76March 30, 2024 2:18 PM

I love how all the Klan Grannies on the DL have decided that any transportation mishap is Pete's doing.

by Anonymousreply 77March 30, 2024 5:23 PM

If Pete could really control strong winds, R75, he'd be able to shut Trump up.

by Anonymousreply 78March 30, 2024 8:47 PM

WTF Peter

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by Anonymousreply 79March 31, 2024 12:24 AM

Peter Paul Montgomery Buttigieg?

by Anonymousreply 80March 31, 2024 12:27 AM

More Twinkies please! I’m guilt eating!

by Anonymousreply 81March 31, 2024 12:32 AM

He needs to divorce Chasten and become boyfriend to the Baltimore mayor or other single black politician. His popularity would skyrocket.

by Anonymousreply 82March 31, 2024 2:30 AM

[quote]Cute? He looks like a hamster.

r41 Hamsters are cute!

by Anonymousreply 83March 31, 2024 2:57 AM

r82 Pete should marry Tim Scott.

by Anonymousreply 84March 31, 2024 2:59 AM

Pete's not into black guys.

He's from Indiana.

He wants a white bread, boring, submissive "housewife" who will stay home with the kids, and have dinner waiting for him when he comes home.

That's Chasten.

(If Chasten were a woman, he'd be a fat Midwestern Frau)

by Anonymousreply 85March 31, 2024 3:16 AM

Well, if you're gonna go black Tim Scott would be the worst choice.

As for Chasten? No self respect. What man changes his last name to that of another man? He's like chattel. Repulsive people, really.

Worst of all is those two brats they kidnapped. They're just political props.

by Anonymousreply 86March 31, 2024 7:07 AM

Chasten's family are redneck MAGATS. I wouldn't want to be associated with them either.

by Anonymousreply 87March 31, 2024 7:11 AM

Tim Scott is an ugly overbite closeted MoFo.

by Anonymousreply 88March 31, 2024 8:04 AM

A good Christian woman would have prevented this.

by Anonymousreply 89March 31, 2024 11:07 AM

r89 No, a good Christian woman wouldn't have had an abortion.

by Anonymousreply 90March 31, 2024 7:10 PM

He needs me. I can tell. I’m spicer than that limp towel he’s tied down to.

by Anonymousreply 91March 31, 2024 7:31 PM

R75 thinks Pete Buttigieg controls the weather.

Dumb Bitch.

by Anonymousreply 92March 31, 2024 7:40 PM

He can foot fuck my ass

by Anonymousreply 93March 31, 2024 8:18 PM

"We're going to take those out the maximum," Chasten says, pulling at the thigh area of a new pair of suit pants two weeks later as he turns to examine himself in a three-way mirror at a Nordstrom in Arlington.

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by Anonymousreply 94March 31, 2024 8:24 PM

[quote] Pete Buttigieg knows exactly what he’s doing here.

If that means that he knows why he was selected, okay. If that means he knows what he’s doing, then lol.

by Anonymousreply 95March 31, 2024 8:48 PM

R92, I was being sarcastic. Thus the reference to the Marvel character, Storm, who controls the weather. I am on your side.

by Anonymousreply 96April 1, 2024 1:06 AM
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