$55 for a product to wash your ass with

Oh, my Lord. Now I can say that I've seen everything in this world. 😂😂😂😂

Whatever next? Turd polisher? Secretion sweetener? Burp aromatizer?

And it looks like skid mark crud.

"Whatever next?"

How about a former President and current Republican candidate hawking his very own hand crafted bibles for the low, low price of $59.95 plus S&H, the proceeds of which will be used to fund this person's numerous legal bills. Trump will probably stiff the company that actually makes the Bible. How 'bout that for Christianity at work!!!

"Gee, Your Ass Smells Terrific!"

Washing your ass is queer.

It's for cheaters who may not be able to shower before a tryst.

The "new" thing now is special deodorant for your balls and ass too.

Just don't sell them ad time on TV. I'm sick of all these taint products popping up.

One of the reviews at OP made me laugh.....from "Patrick" who identifies as a top. Apparently his partner thought he shit himself.

Read between the lines, OP. This is a butt scrub for pre-ass-eating. A growth industry, apparently!

[quote] Ingredients: Helianthus Annuus and Rosa Canina (RoseHip)

I beg your pardon, your anus tastes like a rose garden.

Just because you dropped $50 + for this garbage doesn't mean you can follow up your scrub with the $8 Chimichanga Platter at Amigo's Tex Mex.

R11 I never promised you an ass that tastes like a rose garden!

[quote]Sit on his face with confidence

First time I've seen that in ad copy.