I will start :
A dictionary
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I will start :
A dictionary
by Anonymous | reply 130 | March 28, 2024 3:40 PM |
Adult women's panties
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 27, 2024 12:08 AM |
A mirror
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 27, 2024 12:09 AM |
A well-thumbed copy of Miss Manners’ Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 27, 2024 12:10 AM |
Anything that can be described as 'tasteful'.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 27, 2024 12:14 AM |
JLo CDs
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 27, 2024 12:16 AM |
any virgins
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 27, 2024 12:17 AM |
Diddy.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 27, 2024 12:17 AM |
Anything remotely tasteful.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 27, 2024 12:19 AM |
An age appropriate consenting partner.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 27, 2024 12:21 AM |
DVD SETS of Mobile Masterpiece Theatre “PRIME SUSPECT” with Helen Mirren starring as Detective Jane Tennison.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 27, 2024 12:22 AM |
The complete Loeb Classical Library.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 27, 2024 12:29 AM |
"My Name is Barbra"
"Swanson on Swanson"
"Secrets of a Sparrow"
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 27, 2024 12:37 AM |
Condoms
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 27, 2024 12:40 AM |
Barbra Streisand's "My Passion for Design"
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 27, 2024 12:44 AM |
Valtrex.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 27, 2024 12:52 AM |
Non-spiked juice boxes.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 27, 2024 12:54 AM |
Decency and common sense.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 27, 2024 12:57 AM |
Nicholas Fairford merch.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 27, 2024 1:08 AM |
Christopher Wallace aka Biggie Smalls, who faked his assassination in 1997 and was believed to be living in Combs' Miami mansion. Rumor has it that Wallace has slimmed down thanks to Ozempic and us now going by the name Tiny Smallser.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 27, 2024 1:12 AM |
A light fixture that didn't call attention to itself.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 27, 2024 1:14 AM |
Condoms.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 27, 2024 1:20 AM |
A full Limoges porcelain service
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 27, 2024 1:22 AM |
Anything that would be out of place in Tony Montana’s mansion from “Scarface.”
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 27, 2024 1:34 AM |
Talent
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 27, 2024 1:38 AM |
Thug off the street with an airplane.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 27, 2024 1:50 AM |
A non-sampled song.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 27, 2024 1:53 AM |
R20 every time I hear that name all I can think of is the South Park episode with him. The kids are having a sleepover and playing a game where you look in the mirror and Biggie Smalls 3 times and he'll show and pop a cap in yo ass.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 27, 2024 1:57 AM |
Autumn Sonata on DVD
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 27, 2024 2:08 AM |
Sugar free beverages
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 27, 2024 2:12 AM |
The antidote?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 27, 2024 2:13 AM |
A surface that doesn’t glow under blacklight.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 27, 2024 2:44 AM |
An autographed photo of Joan Crawford in FEMALE ON THE BEACH.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 27, 2024 3:37 AM |
Faiencerie de Gien service for 12 inherited from his grandmother.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 27, 2024 3:43 AM |
a salad spinner
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 27, 2024 3:45 AM |
A break up letter from Usher.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 27, 2024 4:51 AM |
Amelia Earhart
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 27, 2024 5:11 AM |
Brooks brothers casuals and sailor knot bracelets in vivid colors.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 27, 2024 5:14 AM |
A strong jawline
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 27, 2024 5:16 AM |
A note from R Kelly saying “Your Black Ass is Next.”
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 27, 2024 5:23 AM |
The guy that Cuba Gooding Jr. actually groped.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 27, 2024 5:40 AM |
A normal name that doesn’t sound like urine or excrement.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 27, 2024 6:09 AM |
Nail clippers; condoms; cds by white artists; umbrellas; tissues
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 27, 2024 8:36 AM |
Child trafficking is a crime. Maybe don’t have sex with childrenn?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 27, 2024 9:08 AM |
Common sense and morals.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 27, 2024 9:13 AM |
Copies of tax returns from the past 30 years.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 27, 2024 2:23 PM |
Good music.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 27, 2024 2:30 PM |
Judy Garland DVDs.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 27, 2024 2:36 PM |
Self-respect
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 27, 2024 2:40 PM |
Ciroc-branded anal beads, gently used.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 27, 2024 2:55 PM |
Earnestness, truth or candor.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 27, 2024 2:55 PM |
A tub of Parkay.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 27, 2024 3:02 PM |
Vases simply brimming over with scented rushes.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 27, 2024 3:03 PM |
Stolen White House documents.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 27, 2024 3:03 PM |
An dual autographed picture of Bogie and Bacall.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 27, 2024 3:04 PM |
A dvd of a movie that would pass the Bechdel test.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 27, 2024 3:06 PM |
Hoffa.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 27, 2024 3:07 PM |
A real university diploma, rather than an honorary one.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 27, 2024 3:08 PM |
Mash notes from Kiefer Sutherland.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 27, 2024 3:09 PM |
A single wooden shoe.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 27, 2024 3:09 PM |
AnnE Hathaway.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 27, 2024 3:10 PM |
Jodhpurs.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 27, 2024 3:12 PM |
Martha Stewart potpourri.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 27, 2024 3:12 PM |
The Harriman Cup.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 27, 2024 3:13 PM |
Betty Crockers Boys and Girls cookbook.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 27, 2024 3:14 PM |
The Vassar College Croquet Club.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 27, 2024 3:15 PM |
Robert Downey Jr's Wonder Woman outfit.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 27, 2024 3:15 PM |
Homemade quince butter.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 27, 2024 3:18 PM |
a Datalounge username and password.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 27, 2024 3:22 PM |
A Trump Bible.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 27, 2024 3:26 PM |
A diploma or certificate for any educational program of any kind.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 27, 2024 3:27 PM |
Ketchup all over the walls.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 27, 2024 3:27 PM |
Decent lube.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 27, 2024 3:28 PM |
Justin Bieber's cherry.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 27, 2024 3:29 PM |
WAP.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 27, 2024 3:38 PM |
Anything of cultural relevance for the past 15 years or so.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 27, 2024 3:38 PM |
A thesaurus.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 27, 2024 3:45 PM |
Easter Parade DVD
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 27, 2024 3:50 PM |
The Joy of Cooking
by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 27, 2024 3:51 PM |
Obama's telephone number.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 27, 2024 3:59 PM |
A golf visor from the 2009 Dinah Shore weekend, signed by Katy Perry and Lady Gaga.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 27, 2024 4:02 PM |
Doorknobs that can be unlocked without a key from the inside.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 27, 2024 4:05 PM |
Martin Heidegger's Being and Time
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 27, 2024 4:20 PM |
AnnE Frank.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 27, 2024 4:23 PM |
Leftover cocaine.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 27, 2024 4:24 PM |
OJ's glove.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 27, 2024 4:24 PM |
Apostrophes, evidently.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 27, 2024 4:24 PM |
Public library card.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 27, 2024 4:25 PM |
A Bible
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 27, 2024 4:26 PM |
a fondue pot
by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 27, 2024 4:26 PM |
Richard Simmons
by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 27, 2024 4:48 PM |
His chin.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 27, 2024 5:51 PM |
Chastity
by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 27, 2024 6:14 PM |
Black domestic help
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 27, 2024 6:44 PM |
Usher's anal virginity.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 27, 2024 7:50 PM |
Fonzworth Bentley's self-respect, which he left there in 2002.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 27, 2024 7:50 PM |
Pot liquor and black-eyed peas.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 27, 2024 7:54 PM |
An orchid collection.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 27, 2024 7:55 PM |
A 1967 Datsun with aluminum decking.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 27, 2024 7:56 PM |
Two girls, one cup.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | March 27, 2024 7:56 PM |
A sudden feeling of being completely at peace.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | March 27, 2024 7:57 PM |
Carmen Sandiego
by Anonymous | reply 102 | March 27, 2024 7:58 PM |
Bai Ling
by Anonymous | reply 103 | March 27, 2024 8:18 PM |
Real musical instruments
by Anonymous | reply 104 | March 27, 2024 8:20 PM |
Waldo
by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 27, 2024 8:21 PM |
Books without pictures
by Anonymous | reply 106 | March 27, 2024 8:29 PM |
Any kind of pleasant scent or odor.
Probably used Feeb-Breeze.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | March 27, 2024 8:32 PM |
Academic awards and certificates.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | March 27, 2024 8:33 PM |
The missing white male college students.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | March 27, 2024 8:56 PM |
A long-discarded knitting project...it was supposed to be a sweater!
by Anonymous | reply 110 | March 27, 2024 8:57 PM |
Shelly Miscavige
by Anonymous | reply 111 | March 27, 2024 9:55 PM |
Jimmy Hoffa.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | March 27, 2024 11:22 PM |
Slave reparations.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 27, 2024 11:28 PM |
Coloring books for adults ( he’s got them for kids
Unadulterated set of Nancy Drew books.
His personal set:( these are hidden)
“The Mystery of the Missing Clit” “Nancy never said no” “Secret of the Sliced Vagina aka Nancy learns her lesson the hardest way
by Anonymous | reply 114 | March 28, 2024 12:14 AM |
Folgers crystals
by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 28, 2024 12:17 AM |
[quote]Things the Feds Didn't Find in Diddys House
An aura of calming serenity
by Anonymous | reply 116 | March 28, 2024 12:17 AM |
Bathrooms without any cameras or peepholes.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | March 28, 2024 12:41 AM |
Vanity (the singer)
by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 28, 2024 12:53 AM |
An alibi
by Anonymous | reply 119 | March 28, 2024 12:54 AM |
Asparagus tips in a delicate champagne sauce.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | March 28, 2024 12:56 AM |
The Danbury Mint porcelain doll collection of “Famous First Ladies.”
by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 28, 2024 2:16 AM |
[quote]The Danbury Mint porcelain doll collection of “Famous First Ladies.”
They actually did come across a Madame Alexander Mamie Eisenhower doll...
by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 28, 2024 2:48 AM |
Any issues past or present of “Playboy” magazine.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | March 28, 2024 2:52 AM |
A blu-ray of Dangerous Liaisons
by Anonymous | reply 124 | March 28, 2024 2:54 AM |
The Pan Am Building.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | March 28, 2024 3:03 AM |
Complete collection of Jennifer Lopez first pressing vinyl records.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 28, 2024 3:25 AM |
no sex toys including dildos and fleshlights made for the gay market. Plenty of dildos marketed to women and fleshlights with vagina openings.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 28, 2024 3:28 AM |
“The New Yorker” magazines in a rack next to the overstuffed leather chair by the fireplace.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | March 28, 2024 3:36 AM |
Any vehicles not painted black.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 28, 2024 2:50 PM |
A Hunter Biden painting.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | March 28, 2024 3:40 PM |
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