Good lord, this is TACKY
The King James Version? How many MAGAts can even understand that?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 26, 2024 6:35 PM |
It’s actually Lee Greenwood who’s selling Trump-endorsed Bibles, but I’m sure DJT is getting a cut of each sale.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 26, 2024 6:42 PM |
Blasphemous huckster.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 26, 2024 6:42 PM |
Guaranteed to burst into flames or your money back
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 26, 2024 6:46 PM |
^ lol
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 26, 2024 6:47 PM |
Oh look. Another Trump thread.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 26, 2024 7:04 PM |
R6 is about to start ten different threads about how crime is on the rise because the New York Post said so
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 26, 2024 7:10 PM |
4-6 weeks for delivery? Are they being shipped from hell?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 26, 2024 7:16 PM |
Was the title changed to The Trump Bible? And embossed with tacky fake gold lettering.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 26, 2024 7:18 PM |
He makes Elmer Gantry look like Saint Francis of Assisi.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 26, 2024 7:24 PM |
Tijuana bibles?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 26, 2024 7:25 PM |
The King James Version is literally free on the internet. You can get it on your phone for nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 26, 2024 7:26 PM |
Selling your paintings is much klassier.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 26, 2024 7:27 PM |
I pray every day for our President! I'll order 50 Bibles!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 26, 2024 7:27 PM |
This is the Murrican version, you godless sodomite!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 26, 2024 7:27 PM |
Jesus Christ...Do Something!!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 26, 2024 7:32 PM |
The King James Version is public domain, so no need to pay royalties!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 26, 2024 7:33 PM |
r14 is also:
[quote]Oh look. Another Trump thread.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 26, 2024 7:37 PM |
PATHETIC! reminds me of old Sonny Bono, both clowns.Waiting for him to sell his own “holy shit” out of his fat ass.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 26, 2024 7:41 PM |
He is supposed to be worth $5 billion because of his Trump media stock yet he is still peddling trinkets to his supporters.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 26, 2024 7:43 PM |
From the FAQs section of the website:
“WHAT IF MY BIBLE HAS STICKY PAGES?”
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 26, 2024 7:51 PM |
Maybe he'll be struck by lightning.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 26, 2024 7:56 PM |
Do MAGAts really think this man has ever voluntarily entered a church?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 26, 2024 7:59 PM |
If only I had one strand of his hair.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 26, 2024 8:07 PM |
We have replaced all pictures of Jesus with Trump! WOO HOO
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 26, 2024 8:30 PM |
Imagine the degrading shit he'll do for money after he loses the election?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 26, 2024 8:34 PM |
Tsk. Tsk. Hawking bibles during Holy Week.
I wouldn’t put it past him to fake his own death and then pretend to get resurrected on Easter Sunday.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 26, 2024 8:35 PM |
I hope he skimmed Exodus and Deuteronomy!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 26, 2024 8:38 PM |
[quote]If only I had one strand of his hair.
Then you'd just be putting a hex on some innocent polyester.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 26, 2024 9:51 PM |
I think the continued, logic-defying adoration of Trump, and the pass Israel gets over annihilating people for real estate, have together pretty much put the fork in my view of mankind.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 26, 2024 10:49 PM |
The Christians and Evangelicals have simply swapped out Jesus for Trump The Redeemer.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 26, 2024 11:46 PM |
I assume it omits Psalm 131:
My heart is not proud, Lord,
my eyes are not haughty;
I do not concern myself with great matters
or things too wonderful for me.
2 But I have calmed and quieted myself,
I am like a weaned child with its mother;
like a weaned child I am content.
3 Israel, put your hope in the Lord
both now and forevermore.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 26, 2024 11:57 PM |
Sad but true, I have poor ass maga relatives, living near the poverty line who will buy this to ‘own the libs’.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 27, 2024 12:03 AM |
R38 Yeah, that'll show 'em.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 27, 2024 12:06 AM |
On our first date, I took Melania to my Bible study meeting.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 27, 2024 12:13 AM |
[quote]Imagine the degrading shit he'll do for money after he loses the election?
He'll be selling Jim Bakker's doomsday food buckets.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 27, 2024 12:26 AM |
Of all the versions, doesn't the King James require the highest level of reading comprehension? Never picked one up. Went to Catholic schools and they used the Good News Bible, IIRC.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 27, 2024 12:34 AM |
The Douay–Rheims translation is probably a bit harder, r42.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 27, 2024 12:37 AM |
Tacky - of course.
But, given his fundie nutbag base, it's just the incentive to donate to him without actually "donating" to him if you know what I mean.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 27, 2024 12:45 AM |
OP- I have one thing to say – thank the Lord Jesus for Donald Trump!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 27, 2024 12:47 AM |
R37? I can beat that! I mean, I'm an atheist, but I know my Bible!
[quote]“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves. (Matthew 7:15).
[quote]"But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Master who bought them, bringing upon themselves swift destruction." 2 Peter 2:1
[quote]"...every spirit that does not confess Jesus is not from God. This is the spirit of the antichrist, which you heard was coming and now is in the world already." 1 John 4:3
[quote]"For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions" 2 Timothy 4:3
JFC, this is fucking boring. You get the idea. So glad I'm an atheist.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 27, 2024 12:51 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 27, 2024 1:27 AM |
Thou shall not eat steak in a dignified manner.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 27, 2024 2:21 AM |
He would be better off promoting the graphic novel version.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 27, 2024 2:36 AM |
The Trump Bible has a big arrow on the front so you know which way up to hold it when you're posing for the media. (Have we forgotten that incident?)
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 27, 2024 2:41 AM |
Is this the same bible that he spanks porn stars with?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 27, 2024 2:42 AM |
Forget if they can understand the nuances of the King James Version…
I am used to MAGAts blurring the lines between state and church, but this takes it to a whole new level! Because with this version, (act NOW!) you ALSO get at NO charge to you:
— a copy of the Declaration of Independence — a copy of the Bill of Rights — a copy of the “US” Constitution (the one that defines the rights of all tabloids) — a copy of the Pledge of Allegiance — handwritten lyrics to some bullshit country song that makes people think they’re patriots when they sing it.
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 27, 2024 3:13 AM |
I'm Catholic, so was raised with The New Jerusalem Bible. Still, a woman of my acquaintaince (long story) gifted me with a copy of the King James Bible after I spent a week watching her cat. My gift was of the PTL Version. I keep both versions in my library, and refer to them as needed (generally for disagreement). I sometimes to have to pray to eliminate the hatred that I feel bubbling inside me.........
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 27, 2024 3:58 AM |
"What if my Bible has sticky pages?"
OK, I am 100% convinced that the web designer is a gay with a sense of humor. The types that buy this would already be very familiar with the fact that Bible pages can be hard to separate.
Yeah, yeah, I now the retort. "They don't read them." But they do. They just read them very selectively and not that often. But enough to be familiar with this issue, which is common with lots of bibles.
This is 100% a dirty joke. And I love it. Slay, queen, whoever you are.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 27, 2024 4:02 AM |
I always liked the King James version. But the NIV is the real Christian hate manual. The King James version doesn’t end every sentence with “…and the homosexual sinners” like the NIV does, especially in the New Testament. In the NIV, for every list of sinners they add on “the homosexuals” whereas the King James hardly mentions us.
If they read it, it could be really enlightening to MAGAs.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 27, 2024 4:07 AM |
Come join me on Cameo Donald, sure it's not that much money but it's a whole new pool of people that have not been grifted yet.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 27, 2024 4:15 AM |
Paying 60 bucks for a Bible isn't enough. When you go to do that, they try to cross-sell (no pun intended) you the Lee Greenwood 40th anniversary coin for another 60. "The first 2,500 orders will receive this amazing coin at the low price of $59.95. Order today!"
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 27, 2024 4:16 AM |
Apparently it is the NIV not the KJV. When Trump finds out the KJV would’ve been free and they paid to license the NIV, the catsup is going to fly!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 27, 2024 4:22 AM |
What is Rudy doing at present?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 27, 2024 4:28 AM |
[quote]What is Rudy doing at present?
Forty years to life?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 27, 2024 4:35 AM |
NIV makes much more sense for gullible/credulous MAGATs' fifth-grade level reading ability. They'd probably get pissed off by getting sent something like the KJV that's above their intellectual capacity and blame someone for infiltrating Trump’s "bible initiative" and faking a smart Bible to confuse them
I wonder if they failed to unclick the box that would enable them to receive weekly "inspirational" Trump-themed bible verses for an additional $4.95/month. They're the type.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 27, 2024 4:37 AM |
Proof yet again that God doesn't exist. If God was real, Trump would've been struck by lightning decades ago.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 27, 2024 4:38 AM |
He’s literally been AUTOGRAPHING them for years.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 27, 2024 5:35 AM |
[quote]Easy-to-read, large print, and slim design, this Bible invites you to explore God’s Word anywhere, any time. This bible has been designed so that it delivers an easy reading experience in the trusted King James Version translation.
Large print AND slim design? Easy reading experience? In other words, it's edited to fuck. Would be interesting to see just what they removed.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 27, 2024 5:43 AM |
They wanted to use the NIV originally, but back in 2021 there was a backlash against this project and the copyright owners of the NIV refused to allow it
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 27, 2024 5:44 AM |
They might want to check out Revelation 22:18
[quote]For I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds to these things, God will add to him the plagues that are written in this book; and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part from the Book of Life, from the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 27, 2024 5:50 AM |
Oh My Lanta - Donald had better stay in his own lane. There's nothing I love more than Jesus except money.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 27, 2024 8:36 AM |
Love thy neighbor who poisons the blood of the country with his ass in an extermination camp like thyself.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 27, 2024 9:42 AM |
Countdown to Trump Snake Oil.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 27, 2024 10:42 AM |
My guess would be they removed all that libtard crap that Jesus talked about R64. Kept in and even bolded the parts where the old men had multiple wives and tons of kids. Underlined the passages where there was killing of their enemies. Maybe "translated" a few things to jive with the new prosperity Bibe outlook.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 27, 2024 10:51 AM |
*Bible
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 27, 2024 11:36 AM |
[quote]Countdown to Trump Snake Oil
Isn't that just exactly what a bible is?
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 27, 2024 11:39 AM |
I want to make an AI generated fake news story that Obama is coming out with his own Quran as a counter move. I wanna see how many boomers on facebook fall for it.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 27, 2024 12:37 PM |
[quote]R55: In the NIV, for every list of sinners they add on “the homosexuals” whereas the King James hardly mentions us.
The King James Version is the one that popularized the non-biblical term 'sodomites,' unjustifiably adding references to what Christians have always believed to be us. Of course, the translators were probably preaching at the King.
But yes, the NIV went out of its way to make it more explicitly anti-gay.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 27, 2024 12:37 PM |
R25 if only HE had one strand of his hair
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 27, 2024 1:11 PM |
Growing up Catholic, the KJV was next to the shitter in our parish hall, so people could wipe their asses with it.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 27, 2024 5:01 PM |
Only cheating by Democrats matters, Liz. If a Republican or Independent does it, it's totally fine. Excused, even! Actually, it makes the guy more relatable and lovable.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 27, 2024 5:05 PM |
Heathen
by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 27, 2024 5:13 PM |
Not that he risks many interviews, but in the event of his ego unable to say no - the hack should slip in, after listening to drivel about MAGA and ending world wars, this: "Mr Trump, you sell Bibles. Do you believe in the Virgin Birth, in The Resurrection, and that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Saviour?" Love to see how he handles that one on the spot.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 27, 2024 5:16 PM |
^ " Do you believe in the Virgin Birth"
If I did I'd be in a lot less trouble and would have been married fewer times
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 27, 2024 5:19 PM |
The most sacrilegious concoction on earth is a Trump autographed Bible
by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 27, 2024 6:16 PM |
^^^
Not cheesecake, Blanche?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 28, 2024 9:25 AM |
So absurd.
Dump reads the Bible like Pope Francis grabs women by the pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 28, 2024 10:40 AM |
Yet Another Money Laundering Scheme. The Bible is in the public domain, and he's charging $60 a copy.
I mean, a Bible signed by The Anti-Christ Himself is probably worth [italic]SOMETHING[/italic], but yeesh.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 28, 2024 5:55 PM |
It must be admitted that Satan has a brutally satirical wit. He must be scarcely able to believe that he owns such a keenly willing useful idiot as Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 28, 2024 6:16 PM |
Did anyone read @r87? I started hate reading it, then got even more inflamed when I read the author’s name. But then I read and appreciated the nuance. Pretty apt and funny take on it.
Thanks r87!
by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 28, 2024 7:20 PM |
[quote]The Trump Bible is the Bible America deserves
And Trump University was the higher education that America deserved.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 28, 2024 9:26 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 29, 2024 1:06 AM |
He can’t even say Psalms 23? Geez. What a fuckwit
by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 29, 2024 1:46 AM |
People are buying them for Black Masses because they’re so completely unholy.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 29, 2024 5:10 AM |
Trump had a bulk discount at the Abortion Hut. I just wish one of his baby mamas would've come forward with the receipts. But it probably wouldn't have made a difference to his cult, after all they will buy $60 Bibles from him.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 29, 2024 6:18 AM |
R94 Solid Gold 🥇
by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 29, 2024 1:18 PM |
[quote]He’s literally been AUTOGRAPHING them for years.
What, like "To Nancybeth, love God"?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | March 29, 2024 1:22 PM |
[quote]People are buying them for Black Masses because they’re so completely unholy.
Satanists should come out and endorse it just to troll Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | March 29, 2024 1:26 PM |
If only he called them “bibbles”….
by Anonymous | reply 102 | March 29, 2024 1:31 PM |
It’s not tacky, it’s craven and disgusting as is he.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | March 29, 2024 3:14 PM |
and Jesus wept
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 4, 2024 5:50 PM |
Infuriating and insulting to the millions of non-Christians in the US.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 4, 2024 5:54 PM |
Also infuriating and insulting to the millions of actual Christians in the US.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 4, 2024 5:59 PM |
Those are his voters and cultists, r106.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 4, 2024 6:03 PM |
This is probably all the proof we need that Trump is the Antichrist.......
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 4, 2024 6:06 PM |
[quote]Infuriating and insulting to the millions of non-Christians in the US
Yet hardly anyone stands up and counters that kind of statement.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 4, 2024 11:40 PM |