Timothée Chalamet signs first look deal with Warner Bros.

Timmy is on FIYAH!

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Yeah, um... no R2.

🎙️WWII looks to be well underway

Swing music all the rage 🎙️

🎙️Ratboy signs at Metro

Now the latest from Glenn Miller and his Big Band 🎙️🎶

Timothea should star in a remake of the 1986 Sondra Locke classic.

The greatest businessmen in Hollywood knows that 💜TIMMY❤️ a worldwide STAR and will those studio moguls loads of 💰MONEY💵

❣️TIMMY❤️ media content for decades!!!

Sorry, Austin Butler!

Wonka and Dune are two films that just happened to be released within a few months of each other. Wonka and Dune are two films that just happen to be based on prior stories. I don’t understand why Hollywood thinks these films would’ve been disasters had it not been for his casting. Maybe he looks the part but the man can’t act to save his life. Flexing your jaw isn’t acting.

First look offers:

The Danish Girl, Part 2

Victor/Victoria remake (as Julie Andrews)

Out of Africa remake (as Baroness Von Blixen)

Are they trying to funnel him into as many movies as possible before all the adolescence completely fades from his face?

I keep telling the universe.... Timmy needs to re-make Edward Scissorhands!

He'd be perfect for that role.

The pale complexion, the hair... everything!

Has there ever been such an overrated actor? His downfall will be stupendous.

So basically we’re getting Dune 3 and Wonka sequels. Where the fuck is it already R12?

Reality is running head long into the Timmy haters

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🧡🖤💚TIMMY RULES💚🖤🧡

Now he’s stepping into the “producing” bullshit. He only gets work now if it’s from Warner Brothers?

Wonka was a success? You put my Aunt in Dune and it would still be a success.

Commitment to his craft….as evidenced by the range and depth of his varied roles. Who are these idiots at Warner Brothers? He’s never shown any interest in honing his craft.

It’s amazing that R17 think he knows the entertainment business better than the executives at Warner Brothers.

Please r17…bestow more of your wisdom upon us,

You are great comedy

Too bad Warner Brothers is dead.

Timmy is now Hollywood Royalty.

Even Mister Mayer himself would walk Timmy out to his car.

Only 27 years old and DOMINATING Hollywood.

Has this ever happened before?

[quote] He only gets work now if it’s from Warner Brothers?

That's what I was wondering.

It seems limiting for his career.

Why would Timmy agree to this kind of contract?

In other words, we're getting Dune Messiah, which will be released in 2030.

Well, one things for sure. If and when his career finally takes that expected dive he’ll still be, as Liberace once said, laughing all the way to the bank.

I just hope he doesn’t do the stupid, age old Hollywood party scene and end up like so many have. I’m not a Chalamet fan but I hate to see these young kids take THAT dive.

They all laughed at the slogan but ‘just say no’ or at least say, ‘well, just not all the time and just not too much when I do’ or something. Life is short enough, stick around for the whole ride.

Badly concern trolling ^

Warner Bros.: Well this actor had two successful IP franchises...he is clearly worth the investment.

Four years later:

Why has he not sold any big movies?

Geez..maybe because audiences went to see a hugely popular sci-fi franchise. They also did this with Margot Robbie recently. Robbie didn't do anything. Barbie is what was sold. What muddling these people do to try and make these people look more worth than they are.

R26 can see the future

Incidentally, I signed a "First Look Away" deal with Timmy's scrawny rat face.

He has the option to make movies with others. WB just has first rights to distribute.

[quote]Dune: Part Two surpassed $1 billion at the global box office with IMAX grossing $124 million.

No wonder Warner was desperate to sign Timmy

R24: That is the question. Once he’s no longer suited for teenage roles, will he take his millions and go away quietly and with dignity, or will he be the last at the party and pull shenanigans even more lame and ridiculous than the Kylie Jenner showmance? I suspect he will go the latter.

[quote] I just hope he doesn’t do the stupid, age old Hollywood party scene and end up like so many have. I’m not a Chalamet fan but I hate to see these young kids take THAT dive.

His father works in the industry, and is well aware of the pitfalls for young actors.

Both of Timmy's parents are very grounded. As a result, Timmy has a good head on his shoulders.

If he was going to fuck up, he would have fucked up already.

Studios know this, which is why they are so heavily invested in him.

R32: We’ll he’s fucking a talentless Kardashian whore and he’s already had two other embarrassing fauxmances. So there goes your argument.

TIMMY is a worldwide A list superstar who is bankable and Oscar nominated r33

Show us on the doll where Timmy touched you r33

Or rather, show us on the doll where you like would ANY man to touch you, but any human wouldn’t touch with a barge pole, because you are hideous both physically and emotionally, Matt Anscher

Seriously, R33?

That's the best you can do?

A "fauxmance" to show how horrible Timmy is?

Geez, you Haters are nuts.

R35: He flicked his ash on innocent bystanders at the Beyoncé concert during the course of that fauxmance. He ignored a press aide at Cannes to get out of the photocall. He showed up high at The French Dispatch premiere and kept everybody else waiting. He fucked Eiza Gonzalez during the height of a pandemic when nobody else could travel. He made an insensitive Hamas joke on SNL. I could go on but how’s that for horrible?

This seems like a cursed idea.

R36 is amazing.

Can you IMAGINE having sex during the pandemic?

How DARE anyone ignore a press aide?

Flicking ashes in the general directions of BEYONCE fans?

THE HUMANITY.

TIMMY IS WORSE THAN HITLER!

Exactly, R38.

R36 is a lunatic.

He could literally strangle a hooker to death and rabid fans like R38 and R39 would still be defending him.

But Timmy is not hooker murderer r40

Your exaggeration is hilarious

Your hatred of Timmy is hilarious too

We are laughing at you

[quote] Ultimately, it doesn’t matter whether this movie is a flop, a slay, or some nebulous third thing; to paraphrase Chalamet himself in Little Women, I’ll watch.

We will ALL watch for ❣️TIMMY❣️

The psychopath R42 is posting on all the threads. I'm not spending a dime on any of that untalented rat fuck's movies.

[quote]Dune: Part Two surpassed $1 billion at the global box office with IMAX grossing $124 million.

No, it didn't. Both films COMBINED passed $1 billion.

R43 yet you feel the need to post on all Timmy threads

👑TIMMY👑 lives in your mind Matt Anscher, causing unbelievable pain in your diseased brain

It is wonderful how much TIMMY torments you 😱🤣😱