I’m the profile photos, going in descending order from most masculine to most feminine.
Let’s be a Grindr profile
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 15, 2024 5:00 AM |
Who uses Grindr in 2024 gramps?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 26, 2024 6:39 PM |
Who cares enough to be scouring which app to use?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 26, 2024 6:42 PM |
R1 is taking anon loads on Sniffies
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 26, 2024 6:45 PM |
Damn right r3
Prep and doxy prep are a miracle
Condoms are for fearful losers
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 26, 2024 6:54 PM |
DoxyPEP* dumbass
Enjoy the ride while it lasts
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 26, 2024 6:56 PM |
Enjoy your sexless unloved.existence r5!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 26, 2024 7:08 PM |
I'm the fat guy, who won't date a fellow fatty, that gets mad at those who put no fats in their profile.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 26, 2024 7:11 PM |
I am the the dubious body pics of the individual who says they are of "average" build at 5'9 and 230lbs
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 26, 2024 7:15 PM |
I’m the okay looking “23 year old,” who is probably in his thirties, “looking for G€n” men.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 27, 2024 1:02 AM |
I’m the profile picture, in use since the days of MySpace.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 27, 2024 1:04 AM |
I'm the headless pic that makes you think Dahmer was my last boyfriend
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 27, 2024 1:11 AM |
I'm the profile pic with more filters than a Nikon factory.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 27, 2024 1:11 AM |
I'm the 49 yo who looks like a rough 60 only looking for younger and am NOT generous.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 27, 2024 1:12 AM |
I’m the profiles in general, listing posters’ distance in order from 10 yards away to just on the far side of the planet Neptune.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 27, 2024 2:34 AM |
My looks peaked at 17.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 27, 2024 9:09 AM |
I'm the same three undesirables who appear in your local feed every day. I'm the only profiles that appear because you refused to pay $10/mo. for what amounts to window shopping.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 27, 2024 12:36 PM |
I'm China collecting your data!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 27, 2024 12:37 PM |
R1 - I’ve NEVER used Grindr or any of the other apps.
I only have sex by to the going to the bathhouse.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 27, 2024 12:58 PM |
R10- I’m the profile picture taken when Jimmy Carter was President.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 27, 2024 1:00 PM |
I'm the eternally cute 25 yo twink whose single profile pic was taken with a digital camera.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 27, 2024 1:01 PM |
I'm the sad sack whose profile is about 6 long paragraphs that no one will ever read.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 27, 2024 1:02 PM |
I'm all of your swipe choices. If I'm halfway cute, I guarantee that I will live 500 or miles miles away. I am most of your options.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 28, 2024 6:38 PM |
I’m the linked Instagram profile which shows the profile photos were taken in 2017
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 28, 2024 6:40 PM |
I’m the emaciated, high maintenance femme POC kween in lip gloss and a cutoff D&G tee, making duck lips under my nose ring. Please read the paragraph of rules about contacting me. “im super chill and laid back. No racists! No old whites! Or fats! Masc only!”
I’m a 7 at best with mediocre anal hygiene.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 28, 2024 6:44 PM |
I'm a 4 who thinks he's an 8 and is only into 10s. Grinder SUCKS! It's made me bitter, angry and alone.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 28, 2024 7:22 PM |
I'm the guy who is ONLY looking for friends. Send nude pics for reply.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 28, 2024 7:23 PM |
I'm the guy who measures his dick starting from the anus. I'm 9", bitches!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 28, 2024 7:24 PM |
I'm not interested in relationships. I'm into sexy slutty guys with big dicks.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 12, 2024 4:16 AM |
R6, I still use condoms (Skyns in partic). I’m also a millennial. I fucked a handful of dudes in the last few weeks. Most of them are on Prep and Doxy too. One in partic seemed annoyed when I got out the condom, but guess who first messaged after the deed was done asking for more…. 😎
If you’re hot enough and do the job right, it won’t be an issue. (In person at least - over the apps this can be an issue esp in NYC).
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 12, 2024 5:27 AM |
As for why? Well, I have a high sex drive, I have it fairly often, but I also think it’s kinda insane to be taking an antibiotic prophylactically that regularly. But what do I know? 🤷🏽♂️
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 12, 2024 5:29 AM |
R31, you realize my post was in response to r6, who insinuated that “condoms are for fearful losers” and implied that those who use them have a “sexless existence”?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 12, 2024 8:10 PM |
I'm the fat, ugly gay with a huge cock. He'll pull more hot bottoms than the hottest tiny meat guy.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 12, 2024 8:48 PM |
I'm the loser that posts his Twitter page and then when you go to his page, it's only open to those who have permission.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 12, 2024 8:51 PM |
I'm the ever-increasing men who want "T" or "women" only.
Get the fvck off a gay male dating app!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 12, 2024 8:52 PM |
R32 when guys says that shit to me I tell them bye bye
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 12, 2024 8:53 PM |
Asian bots who all have the exact same script.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 12, 2024 8:55 PM |
I'm the disappointed fats and fems.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 12, 2024 9:00 PM |
R37. “I’m here to find a good soul and love, etc. etc.”. There are so many in LA.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 12, 2024 10:30 PM |
I’m the messy bedroom in the background.
If he can’t keep a bed clean, then he surely can’t keep his man cave tidy.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 12, 2024 10:36 PM |
[quote][R37]. “I’m here to find a good soul and love, etc. etc.”. There are so many in LA.
They all say they invest in crypto.
I get rid of them when they ask what I’m looking for. I say, “To be fucked by hot Asian dick.” The conversation is deleted by them in less than two minutes. 😂
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 12, 2024 10:38 PM |
I'm the co-worker you saw during business hours. We won't be discussing this further.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 13, 2024 12:38 PM |
I'm Greg's 32 profiles.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 13, 2024 4:19 PM |
Sorry, but I’ve never been on Grindr.
Have a nice day.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 13, 2024 4:38 PM |
I’m the bottom posting pictures of himself with a huge taco platter and a bathroom mirror selfie in front of a toilet. Thanks for the mental image, but no thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 14, 2024 5:19 AM |
I am the Vers Top whose only 3 pictures are of hiss ass.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 14, 2024 11:56 AM |
Pictures from 2007, with matching frosty tips to boot.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 14, 2024 12:08 PM |
I'm the total top who, coincidentally, and for tonight only, is looking to bottom for the first time. Other true tops only need apply. You will see my same ad every weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 14, 2024 12:24 PM |
I'm the time waster into endless messaging and conversations that run for nights on end, with no intention of hooking up.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 14, 2024 11:02 PM |
I'm the 'negative' status, yet 'last tested in 2018'.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 14, 2024 11:04 PM |
Related to R49. I'm the guy who contacts you with "Hi" and from then on wants you to carry a conversation to which they will minimally participate.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 14, 2024 11:05 PM |
I'm the once hot but now past it eldergay. I have one or two recent profile pics and a whole slew of circa 1987 'heyday' photos.
'Cause if you close your eyes while fucking me, it will be like you're fucking that hot guy from 40 years ago!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 14, 2024 11:11 PM |
I'm the toothpaste splatter on the bathroom mirror selfie.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 14, 2024 11:15 PM |
51 posts and no…”I’m the filthy mirror in the selfie” ?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 14, 2024 11:15 PM |
Ummmmmm the ludes are kicking in
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 14, 2024 11:16 PM |
I'm the super hot guy that doesn't even know what Grindr is.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 14, 2024 11:21 PM |
Lmao. These are gold.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 14, 2024 11:23 PM |
I'm the Black guy with a 'sexual racism exists in this app' strapline on my profile.
However, I only ever hook up with white dudes.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 14, 2024 11:27 PM |
HI DON! How's post-CNN life going for you?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 14, 2024 11:28 PM |
I’m the small army of walking dead jittery meth queens on the app at 7 AM. Terrifying!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 14, 2024 11:39 PM |
I'm Thomas Robert's profile. Ass shots only.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 14, 2024 11:42 PM |
I love the bitches acting like they're too good for Grindr. Grindr still has the most guys on it. Just because you deleted the app three times this week doesn't mean you don't know that fact.
Now, my contribution to this thread: I'm the profile that says 'visiting", but has been on your grid for over a year.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 14, 2024 11:48 PM |
I'm Smiley Face.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 14, 2024 11:50 PM |
I do NOT host. I do NOT drive. No CarPlay or public.
I’m in my 30s, not out, and live with my parents. 🤫 Now come pick me up!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 15, 2024 1:49 AM |
I’m the pink and/or aqua hair. Be careful! If you even find me attractive you’ll be walking on eggshells with my extreme far left views of the world, but I’m a super open, accepting person. I hate people who discriminate. Also, I’m only looking for guys who look like peak 90s Brad Pitt.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 15, 2024 4:54 AM |
I'm the local conservative politician who won't use pictures of his face
I've sponsored lots of anti-gay legislation
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 15, 2024 5:00 AM |