If someone says these words, they just might be gay

What does 'video head cleaner' mean these days ? Never heard it mentioned before.

^^^

Poppers

R2 Thanks ! Never heard that term before (well, not since the 80s).

I’m making Cosmopolitans later.

“Oooh! What color?”

Any of those -ce words: thence, whence, hence... No straight man in the history of the world has ever said those out loud, yet I hear homosexuals use them regularly.

[quote] which words immediately let them know that another person is gay

Did you get dressed in the dark?

[quote] which words mean someone is painfully straight.

Matt Damon

Missing from the list: CAK, PRON, BEARKING...

Video Head Cleaner has to be a very fucking niche slang. No one under about 28 is going to get the reference, and no one over 30 is going to use it. rather than just saying "yeah pass the poppers".

I’ve never heard a straight guy call something “precious” or “darling.”

Anyone who uses die in a grease fire in real life.

I want to eat the twink’s ass in OP’s picture. Does that mean I’m gay?

Fabulous, Sondheim, Fire Island, Follies!, White Party.....

[quote] Missing from the list: CAK, PRON, BEARKING..

You left out GRAXY R7

On the opposite end of the spectrum, I've never heard a single gay man refer to a friend as "my buddy." But every straight guy seems to use this word when talking about their friends.

Mussy should have ranked a little higher than Puce.

I've been known to get straight dudes to do a Judy Garland impression of her singing the torch song "My Buddy".

Kerfuffle. Even "I' don't say kerfuffle.

Long live perpetuating stereotypes. That's just fabulous!

Astroglide

Prolapsed

Bea Arthur

Golden Girls

Barbra. Liza, Judy, Bette...these are names I shan't forget.

Sizemeat.

That exceedingly stupid linked "article" (i.e. typing) must be A.I.

[quote]Queer people have plenty of signals to let one another know we’re part of the alphabet mafia.

Oh, dear, and fuck you.

"Mafia."

Asshole.

puh-leeze

I have never heard a straight guy say "puh-leeze".

Bitch, please!

Grrrrrl, you in trouble now

Insatiable bottom

There's a Golden Girls marathon right now on TV Land!!!!!

[quote] I've never heard a single gay man refer to a friend as "my buddy."

Gays say," My bussy."

[quote] Missing from the list: CAK, PRON, BEARKING...

Use of the last word identifies you as old, fat, fugly, bald man that no one in their right mind would ever touch, so yes, it’s a word that tells you a great deal about the person using it.

[quote] But if someone refers to their “shirt” as a “top,” it’s pretty safe to assume.

I wouldn’t associate with a man who calls a shirt a “top”. That’s for women’s wear.