Next Stop, gay Paree!!, watch your step, folks!!

Kevin Sessums thread.

Simply stupid (R1)

He’s beyond stupid, R2

But also utterly useless at his self-appointed hall monitor role. Hasn’t stopped a thing.

R2. Get ready for the self effacing b’day posts filled with gratitude and grace….then…THE CONFRONTING OF THE STAIRS!!! Oh, let’s not forget the gooey goodbye posts dildolandlady will be a part of im sure. pan? Who knows.

Gay Purr-ee!

I TOLD YOU SHE’D WRITE SOME DUMB BULLSHIT…

Yes: I am grateful as well to be sad about leaving London and curious to know what Paris will bring this time.

Maybe I'm just having a bit of PTSD about the fall and breaking my shoulder since that was the very last thing that happened in Paris when I was last there. I had no idea when I booked this return tomorrow that it would be Easter upon my arrival again in Paris when I plan to walk back to that stairwell and pay witness to all that has happened since the moment I failed to walk down it. Tomorrow I will walk down it, the descending a kind of ascension of having survived the fall and all the brokenness and healing that came after.

Onward.

You made that up!

Didn’t you?!

Je ne connais pas cette putain.

He’s posting about setting up his “writers garrett”, and I’m actually embarrassed for him. He’s just pathetic.

“ as deeply visually Parisian as a triumphant arc or an arched eyebrow or a brunette woman wearing just enough Balmain on the arm of a white-haired gentleman.”

“just enough Balmain”….🙄

REALLY, QUEEN??

The poor cunt is having flashbacks, R6! 🤪

[quote] I had no idea when I booked this return tomorrow that it would be Easter upon my arrival

She just had NO idea, poor Miss Magoo. She never consults a calendar. She never has a clue. And anyway, what difference does arriving on Easter make? It's not like she's going to the Vatican, stupid cunt.

Or Notre Dame, R12

The plops are getting ploppier, as she loves to cook in her enchanted hovel. Tons of fromage bleu and eggs……all leading up to her favorite thing. A SHARED BATHROOM!! Eau du BM? MAIS OUI!!

Today’s plop is especially odious. Pasta, spinach, blue cheese, mushrooms and an egg. All that percolating inside him….EW!! Peee EWWWW

An odd confession: in London, he only urinates in the landlady’s bathroom, yet PREFERS to defecate in Starbucks or “other cafe’s”. (Imagine the poor customers that have to listen to his weird grunting and guttural moaning) He now RELISHES the fact he can do BOTH, in the hallway loo in Paris. I TOLD YOU THERE WAS MORE TO THIS STORY! I need ANSWERS!!

Oh GOD. “The Light” on the way to the shitter reminded him of Herb Ritts. HE TOOK A SELFIE. and he then wrote some pithy tongue twister🙄 about his lack of a ritzy life and how the light reminded him of Herb Ritts. The sadness of it all is TRULY TALENTED Herb is no longer here, yet……..

Can you at least stalk Kevin Sessums in one thread?

Is she going to try to wrangle a ticket to the Olympics? Not that she goes in for that sort of thing. But trust me--she'll make the Olympics ALL ABOUT HER!

[quote]What a fucking cunt

No kidding, r19. He shows up for a performance TWO days late, goes to the box office in the hopes that they'll "take pity" on him, and when they don't (seriously, after two days?), he gets pissy, referring to the "not-having-me box office woman", and later as "the rather officious box office lady" when she said she didn't have change.

How dare she! Doesn't she know who he is?

Honestly, any time I start to consider pitying him, he pulls cuntery like this.

He doesn't get one iota of pity from me, never has, and never will. He's a grifting narcissist who has no respect for anyone else in the world and is only interested in people inasmuch as what they can do for him or how he can advertise himself by using others.

French food is overrated.

Kevin Sessums is an asshole, but he is a human asshole who isn't famous enough to be incessantly stalked here, have accidents and ill health wished on him, and to have his health problems mocked.

I have seen those posts, too, r23, but I limit my mocking to his terrible writing. I would never wish accidents or ill-health on him.

That said, Sessums has a lifetime of bad karma coming to fruition now, and it is justly deserved. Schadenfreude isn't laudable, but it's understandable.

These threads are occasionally ugly - mirroring the man we mock- but they certainly don't cause him any harm.

I have to correct myself. I also mock him for his hypocrisy.

The bav took a hearty shit in a creperie, and grossed out a young girl (“success!” cried the bav, silently…) but then as fate would have it, they were seated near each other at the ballet. TIME FOR A PIC!! *CLICK* Now all is right in “Le Mondo Bav”…

I said almost the very same as you r26 …

Meanwhile our grizzled grifter decided to avail himself of the women’s bathroom in a Parisian creperie, much to the derision of a young woman using the facilities. But in a simply marvellous twist, they’re now best pals and ballet buddies!

That anyone wishes him ill health is a lie, R23. And this is not stalking, you fool--it's a thread on a gay site. Enough with your sanctimonious drivel.

Stalking would be hacking into his emails, or following him around Paris secretly, or quizzing his friends and acquaintances.

It's not stalking when we're looking at what he broadcasts proudly to the world -- his Insta, his Substack, etc.

He's putting his writing out for public consumption. Criticism is fair game.

And for the record, I agree with R28. Nobody wishes him ill. On the contrary, if we're honest with ourselves, I think many of us have in the back of our minds that his situation hits uncomfortably close to home. Many of us also face our older years without a big nest egg, without employment that used to give our lives meaning, without sufficient family or friends to cushion our finances and feelings.

I think that's why the fascination with the trainwreck. In many ways, it's an instructional tale about what not to do and how not to be.

Bonjour, Bitches!!!

🤣🤣🤣 a perennial fave

R31. AN INSTANT CLASSIC

We have lost yet another pair of glasses and written approximately 17 posts on the subject. Yawn.

Mr. Magoo needs his glasses!

This thread is complicated.

R12, pretty sure she’s referencing her very own resurrection

Our long international nightmare is over: the WARBY PARKER glasses have been found. I forget where they were located but we blathered on about it in multiple run-on sentences.

But Warby Parker is not Malin+Goetz

Has he scammed two pairs of glasses?

Warby Parker is certainly not Morganthal Frederics. But she had to make a huge fucking palaver over it all anyway. Cheap ass doddering cunt.