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Let’s be the new name of the Francis Scott Key Bridge

I’m Jada Koren Pinkett Smith Bridge, she is a Baltimore native.

by Anonymousreply 36March 26, 2024 8:17 PM

The Divine Harris Glenn Milstead Bridge (Over Troubled John Waters)

by Anonymousreply 1March 26, 2024 2:01 PM

I am the far more legendary Dawn Davenport Bridge.

by Anonymousreply 2March 26, 2024 2:02 PM

Too soon.

Really.

by Anonymousreply 3March 26, 2024 2:04 PM

I’m the Cocksucker Bridge!

by Anonymousreply 4March 26, 2024 2:09 PM

It will most certainly be either 'The Malcolm X Bridge' or 'The Martin Luther King Jr. Bridge'.

Although, je adore the way R2 thinks, and I'm 100% for that suggestion!

by Anonymousreply 5March 26, 2024 2:11 PM
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by Anonymousreply 6March 26, 2024 2:11 PM

I’m the Lousy Pigfucker Bridge!

by Anonymousreply 7March 26, 2024 2:13 PM

R6, wouldn't that be a cool bridge for a place like Miami? Americans are so adverse to this type of creative structural design.

by Anonymousreply 8March 26, 2024 2:15 PM

The Baltimore Strong Bridge. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 9March 26, 2024 2:16 PM

R5 It's funny when ignorant racists put on airs.

by Anonymousreply 10March 26, 2024 2:23 PM

R9 LOL Queen Brandon has probably already ordered the merch. Tshirts and those livestrong rubber band bracelets

by Anonymousreply 11March 26, 2024 2:24 PM

FF R10

by Anonymousreply 12March 26, 2024 2:24 PM

I’m the Pussywillow Bridge!

by Anonymousreply 13March 26, 2024 2:24 PM

r10 = 60 y.o.-plus white woman who race and politics trolls DL 24/7. Seriously. Follow her around and while and you'll see.

by Anonymousreply 14March 26, 2024 2:27 PM

R14 Half of the responses on this thread are yours. Troll much?

by Anonymousreply 15March 26, 2024 2:42 PM

I’m the Troll Bridge that R10 lives under.

by Anonymousreply 16March 26, 2024 2:53 PM

Je adore?

by Anonymousreply 17March 26, 2024 2:59 PM

The Meatball Sandwich Bridge.

by Anonymousreply 18March 26, 2024 3:24 PM

I’m the AKIRA ROSS JORDAN NEELY DARRYL TYREE WILLIAMS TYRE NICHOLS KEENAN ANDERSON SINZAE REED KESHAWN THOMAS DANTE KITTRELL JAYLAND WALKER CHRISTOPHER KELLEY RUTH WHITFIELD PEARL YOUNG KATHERINE MASSEY HEYWARD PATTERSON CELESTINE CHANEY GERALDINE TALLEY AARON SALTER JR. ANDRE MACKNIEL MARGUS MORRISON ROBERTA DRURY PATRICK LYOYA DONNELL ROCHESTER AMIR LOCKE ISAIAH TYREE WILLIAMS JASON WALKER JAMES WILLIAMS MICHAEL WAYNE JACKSON ARNELL "AJ" STEWART FANTA BILITY ALVIN MOTLEY JR. TA’NEASHA CHAPPELL RYAN LEROUX WINSTON SMITH LATOYA DENISE JAMES ANDREW BROWN JR. MA'KHIA BRYANT MATTHEW "ZADOK" WILLIAMS DAUNTE WRIGHT JAMES LIONEL JOHNSON DOMINIQUE WILLIAMS DONOVON LYNCH MARVIN SCOTT III JENOAH DONALD PATRICK WARREN XZAVIER HILL ROBERT HOWARD VINCENT BELMONTE MONICA GOODS BENNIE EDWARDS CASEY GOODSON JR. AIDEN ELLISON QUAWAN CHARLES KEVIN PETERSON JR. WALTER WALLACE JR. JONATHAN PRICE KURT REINHOLD DIJON KIZZEE

BRIDGE!

by Anonymousreply 19March 26, 2024 3:36 PM

Let's not.

by Anonymousreply 20March 26, 2024 3:38 PM

R19, are you quite well?

by Anonymousreply 21March 26, 2024 3:42 PM

R21 SAY THEIR NAMES, YOU RACIST FUCKING WHITE PIG!!!!

by Anonymousreply 22March 26, 2024 3:43 PM

Boy, the Klan Grannies have lost their shizzle today.

by Anonymousreply 23March 26, 2024 3:45 PM

R23 gotta to balance out the Yassss Kweens & Spam Mammies. You’d be bored otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 24March 26, 2024 3:47 PM

I'd actually make a special trip to see a new Braugher-Kotto Bridge, in memory of two brilliant actors on that lovely Valentine to Baltimore, [italic]Homocide: Life on the Street.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 25March 26, 2024 3:51 PM

[quote] [R21] SAY THEIR NAMES, YOU RACIST FUCKING WHITE PIG!!!!–R22

I beg your pardon?

It seems as though you have forgotten yourself.

by Anonymousreply 26March 26, 2024 3:54 PM

R22, I don't like your tone.

I know what those names represent and still I wonder if you are quite well.

Or do you really think that is an appropriate name for a new bridge?

by Anonymousreply 27March 26, 2024 3:58 PM

The RNC Bridge.

by Anonymousreply 28March 26, 2024 4:06 PM

Rhythm Nation 1814 Bridge

by Anonymousreply 29March 26, 2024 4:15 PM

Baltimore is a "ghetto pit" of a city, so the new bridge's name will be " Freddie Grey Memorial De La Ghetto Bridge".

by Anonymousreply 30March 26, 2024 4:17 PM

Bridg' 2: Electric Boogaloo

by Anonymousreply 31March 26, 2024 4:18 PM

Senator Clay Davis Bridge.

by Anonymousreply 32March 26, 2024 5:45 PM

Lloyd or Jeff bridge

by Anonymousreply 33March 26, 2024 5:49 PM

Any John Waters character will do; even the Dexter Fishpaw Bridge.

by Anonymousreply 34March 26, 2024 5:53 PM

^ It has to be the Dawn Davenport Memorial Bridge.

by Anonymousreply 35March 26, 2024 6:46 PM

The Rosary Job Memorial Bridge 🌉

by Anonymousreply 36March 26, 2024 8:17 PM
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