Justin Timberlake gets rid of dad bod, shows off sculpted abs

His former chubby self

So?

No one cares.

He's over. Done.

JT is very unlikeable.

It's only too bad he still has that face and a whiny, nasal singing voice. I will never understand how this man was ever considered anywhere near handsome.

Ozempic and roids.

Good for him for putting in the work!

He's better looking now that he was 25 years ago, what with that bleached blond afro.

But that's not sayin' much.

I preferred the dad bod.

R5 who cares, it worked.

R5 Nah, he's too lean to be on steroids.

Still ugly on the inside.

Few things are sadder than a 43 year old man who still feels the need to pose like that. At that age, life should be about much more than what your body looks like.

How are we to know those abs aren't just airbrushed like Ryan Gosling's in "Barbie"?

[quote] Few things are sadder than a 43 year old man who still feels the need to pose like that. At that age, life should be about much more than what your body looks like.

I couldn’t agree more.

I guess he's given up on trying to attract attention through his music.

R13 watch the video in the post from R6. That exercise is incredibly hard to do. He's definitely fit.

His new album is hanging in there at #4.

Speaking of, the album has 18 tracks. I threw out 11 and now it's interesting and well produced. It sounds so much like something Zayne and Justin Bieber would put out. It made me remember Justin pioneered that kind of white soul. It ALMOST convinces me, in fact some of it is really, prettily plaintive, but one feels Justina being a decade + too old.

r1 He's bringing titty back.

He probably has nothing better to do than to work out.

Loser.

Why bother? If I had his money I'd retire far away from Hollywood and no one would ever see me again. Shucking and jiving for jobs at his age is exhausting to watch.

Daddy, why did you let her kill me?

Still a two bagger.

I'm one of the few gay men, I suppose, who thinks Justin was a cute twink back in the day.

I don't understand why there are not HD versions of his big hit videos on YouTube. I would have gobbled him up after this shoot.

He reminds me of Channing Tatum. Kind of a cheese, kind of a douche, but uninhibited and sensual attention seekers.

Whatever you say Justin.

Dataloungers report Wegovy offers superior weight loss results than Ozempic and an easier injection due to the design of the needle.

Life at his advanced age should be about more than his looks. That said, he has a little rat face and tiny nips.

No matter what he does - I've never found him attractive in any way.

Now if only he could grow a dong.

He has shown his naked ass in previous films:

And it's still nothing special, R32.

He gives me secondhand embarrassment.

Everything about him screams asshole.

He was really gorgeous in Wonder Wheel.

[quote] Everything about him screams asshole.

Well he is a millennial.

[quote] He has shown his naked flat ass in previous films…

Fixed

He must spend half of his day dealing with hair removal... he was so overly hairy decades ago!

Is this a joke? Justin was hairy?

What a loser.

Pic looks AI.

He knew he had toy make some changes when not even Lance would blow him.

*too (not “toy”) 🤦🏻‍♂️

OMG, “to” , not “too”

Why did I even get out of bed this morning?

I’m the biggest grammar/spelling nazi on the planet, but on this site I’m somewhat generous.

Muriel, girl, we need an edit button.

We probably do need an edit button, however the lack of one has made for some wonderful DLisms over the years.

Lens Dunham

Anne He He

Why is straight me so stupid

WHET

Agreed, Sis, but “ Why is straight me so stupid”?

Too recent, too new.

[quote] Why is straight me so stupid

Are!

That face is busted.

[quote]Muriel, girl, we need an edit button.

Gretchen - stop trying to make an edit button happen. It's not going to happen.

Datalounge is where you post something and you stand by it and that's the end of it. You better fucking hope it's what you meant to say and that it's spelled and formatted right. This isn't Reddit R46.

That pic…

He looks simultaneously constipated and in need of a 20-load weekend,

It’s quite a challenge to pull off, but Justin I have faith!

You’re quite the actress, after all.

I'd fuck him right in the ass!

He has no ass.

[Quote]Agreed, Sis, but “ Why is straight me so stupid

I think because it's so stupid, it just always makes me laugh. I'm also fond of "Brad Pitt is a plastic surgery."

[quote] I'm also fond of "Brad Pitt is a plastic surgery."

Although that is not an original DLism. It was taken from a post on the Brad and Angelina section of the Princess Marie Chantal of Greece boards.

Oh was it? Damn, I never knew that. Oh well, still makes me laugh.

Maria makes me…laugh.

His ass makes me laugh.

Remember when he was relevant a quarter of a century ago?

His music makes me laugh.

Sergio Valente was just a made up name, he never existed.

JC is still hotter, even doing catfood commercials.

Justin looks like the kind of man who suffers from frequent boils.

This second consecutive flop probably has him in a total spiral. The guy used to be huge. I’m sure he is hoping Harry Styles has an industrial accident.

R63 JC looks ridiculous with his badly dyed hair. Look at his hairline.

Sadly what it tells you about his music is that he could care less about being an artist. He just wants you to like him again. Johnny Cash, Bruce Springsteen. and Tony Bennett never showed their ass for the public love.

So he does care.

He has aged terribly

R66, I don't understand coloring the hair but then growing a beard with grey...why is this look so popular?

R18 Lmao. Justin Timberlake did not "pioneer" anything. Are you honestly suggesting that Justin Timberlake in the mid-2000's was the first white pop artist to perform soul/funk music?

No idiot. He didn't pioneer the kind of Boy George white soul or the George Michel white soul. He pioneered the R&B white soul ripped off from Hip Hop. Made millions on it.

So now he’s a fit, arrogant butterface with zero talent or charisma. Got it.

I thought his latest single Selfish was catchy enough and just the right song for a comeback. Totally surprised it hardly made a dent in the charts and streaming. He's totally a has-been now. Maybe the Britney stuff was the final nail in the coffin.

R72 That you're now including Boy George and George Michael in your little basic bitch list of "music pioneers" is only more hilarious. Who else made the cut? Kelly Clarkson?

R74 His upcoming tour sales says otherwise.

Grow up, dude.

Yeah, dude.

Show some dignity.

R75 is this you?

Never trust a wig-wearing man!

Why is there so much hate for him here?

Try hard.

I've always considered him a douche but not only a douche. I also thought he was kinda cute when he was star (and yes, in a douche way of cute) and his music was super catchy and his dancing was cute (in a douche way). And now 20 years later he is mature and not very cute and trying so hard. And still a douche. But I find him and his music kind of touching sometimes now. His try hardness could really annoy me, but it's also human. I feel like I'm rubbernecking a highway road accident.

$140M, r76?

Wow...

With a body like that he needs to be wearing jeans that are snug, not ones that are literally hanging off him.

R84 No one, not even Beyonce, is pulling in those numbers. Not sure why you thought it was a fair comparison...

For 56 tour dates.

So is he now considered a legacy/over-the-hill artists like the Rolling Stones, Bill Joel , Madonna etc? He can sell concert tickets with fans nostalgic of their old hits.

R88 Are you seriously putting Timberlake in the same class as the Rolling Stones and Madonna?? He had like, two major memorable hits (Cry Me a River and SexyBack), and they can be safely relegated to the annals of early 2000s throwaway pop trash. He's not a legacy anything.

Is he a legacy child?

Poor Justin.

People just want his old hits! Millennial fraus will go see him on tour.

r26 all the Jamiroquai-esque antics really hurt what is otherwise a cool concept. Though the brazen use of the other woman as just a hole to get back at his ex with would probably get him in trouble today.

When is he getting rid of the dad face? -he’s nothin to look at anymore

He's still gross and annoying.

Wigs, beautiful wigs.

So he's a nostalgia act now.

Him being an asshole killed any attraction I had for him but he was gross as fuck when those fat photos/ bad dancing videos went viral and he looks fuckable in OPs pic so kudos to him for getting somewhat hot again.

Is he trying to seduce Armie Hammer? He looks ridiculous.

He's ageing like Buddy Ebsen.

Would still go down on him.