Let's be Gen Z SCOLDS!!!

I'm sex-negative.

That's not funny.

An 18-year-old is being molested if he chooses to have sex with a daddy because age gaps are JUST WRONG, but if he chops off his dick that's totally cool!

I'm going to defend Muslims til the death!!!

I'm gatekeeping!

This Walmart needs a queer-space ambassador!

I'm asexual!

All Gen Z females look like dykes to me.

I'm triggered by gay sex at a gay event.

In fact, I'm triggered by the word GAY in general!

I'm the constant misery despite being in my youthful prime.

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PA-LA-STEIN!!! 🪧

I’m offended!!!!!

I’m in need of a SAFE SPACE!

I’m constantly demanding others DO BETTER while giving the world nothing but my absolute worst.

We tell the university staff what to do. They don’t tell us.

Lots of posters here have absolutely nailed the type

That said, scolds arent just a Gen Z thing - many of these traits exist outside Gen Z too, and have done for decades, I've seen some of these idiocies from people of my own generation when comes to that (early Gen X)

I FEEL UNSAFE!

It’s the boomers fault that I can’t afford a house.

Sex is creepy and problematic.

Oh good. Another agist we vs them thread.

[quote] Another agist

Oh, DEAR.

R22: Gen Z does not approve of you judging them for their spelling.

I'm Braedyn.

Soap is colonialism!

punctuation is aggressive and forcing gud gramer iz a tool of the patriarchy

iz hatez crapitalism it is bad for the earth did you see the new funko pops? i bought twenty... how about the new stanley cup at target? i got five fuck crapitalism i have no money and the earth is dieing

26 trans women of color were murdered in the US last year. Even though that’s a much lower murder rate than the population overall, it counts as a HOLOCAUST!

I dnt hv tme 2 spll out wds. I dnt cr tht u cnt rd thm…in fct, I dnt thk of u at all.

Poor Gen Z. They're just not doing so well at this life thing. Someone should call them a Waaambulance.

[quote] Naked men at Pride?

Um, it’s not just Gen z who find this at a public parade cringe.

She's 30 and he's 45? Someday she's going to realize that she's been groomed.

[quote] Sex is creepy and problematic.

Sex is fine. Exhibitionirm? Not so fine.

^^^ ism

Misgendering is LITERAL VIOLENCE

White gay men are part of the problem, not the solution.

I’m the seatbelt extenders youthful body-positive travelers are forced to request because the manufacturers of airline seating are looksist meanies who don’t know or care how the people using their products feel.

Jews—make them disappear!

I'm the inability to write certain words normally in case someone gets triggered. So enjoy Genoc!de, r@*e, segs, fugging, and a thousand other bizarre misspellings and euphemisms.

Um, r39, Gen z doesn’t like the fact that mass murder of Palestinians is happening in Gaza and we are paying for it, because the judeo-fascists want to steal yet more real estate.

They take to social media to condemn it but the owners of social media are fans of genocide and have been relentlessly censoring anyone who dares to speak out against the genocide in Gaza.

Spelling it in leet sometimes gets around the censorship. Ok gramps?

[quote] Ok gramps?

No. Its eye cancer no matter what online activism reason they think up.

I never have sex because I'm still trying to figure out which of the 63 gender's I'm attracted to.

I'm the obsession with the use of the word "grooming"

R40–that’s parody almost worthy of Mad Magazine…almost.

No - I'm an AFFLUENCER... I influence the influencers.

I’m the ghost of a text conversation you thought was leading somewhere.

[quote]They take to social media to condemn it but the owners of social media are fans of genocide and have been relentlessly censoring anyone who dares to speak out against the genocide in Gaza.

lol fuck off

R33: Nobody GAF what you think.

Now go sit on a dick, you uptight bitch. You sure as hell need it.

R39 don't forget SA for "sexual abuse."

Because sexual abuse is too triggering to type out and it consumes 99% of their lives.

I'm very enthusiastic about TRANS rights!

I'm very eye-rolling about Gay rights!

I’m the endless apology videos.

R39 don't forget "unaliving" when someome talks about killing or suicide. Dear god I hear it all the time now, are we fucking toddlers? Are we gping to start dpellkng out the bad/scary words now as if we were 3?

*spelling out the bad/scary words

I'm ASE

I’m auctioning off my virginity online to raise money for Amnesty International.

My selfish parents won’t bankroll my vegan condom business. So short sighted.

I believe it’s creepy and problematic to have sex with or date anyone who isn’t of your age, social class, and sometimes race…I call myself a progressive!

I am the 50 TikToker who give US-Americans over 30 the illusion that the entire generation is like this.

[quote] No. Its eye cancer

From your lips to god’s ears, gramps

[quote] I believe it’s creepy and problematic to have sex with or date anyone who isn’t of your age,

Pedo bear in the house!

Please no more labels!

I’m the mastectomies.