Help me name my new pup please.

Is she a rescue pup?

Thank you R2. You fill my happiness with dread.

Based on the above, I’d name her Regret.

Hi, Greg.

Hello, R5.

Why is it going to be so big? 80 lbs? That’s bigger than a golden retriever.

I don't know, that's what they told me. It was a wild estimate I guess.

Cooter

Linda Susan Joanne Kathy Debra Tonya Bonnie

Bingo

Neely O’Hara.

Helen Lawson.

Travolta.

Edith Head.

Carol Ann.

Mamacita.

Cheryl

R12 here. It’s TRAVILLA, not Travolta.

Lana

Marilyn

Bette

Hedy

Lucy

Shirley

Claudette

Audrey

Rita

Ava

Ginger

Claudette

Judy

Greta

Ida

I can't stand people like OP.

Have you already taken delivery, OP? I’m sure you’ll want to protect her privacy by refusing to post any pics here, no?

In any event, I’m partial to the classics: Rover, Lassie, Bingo, etc.

If she eats her own poop, call her Mrs. Patrick Campbell.

Goldie

Tawny

Curly

Skittles

Halo

Princess

OP, how old will the puppy be? Male or female? Where did you get this puppy, what kind of research did you do (no judgement, I’m just asking for context) on the breeder? Have you owned dogs before? Have you trained dogs before? And finally, what is your work situation and how many hours per day might the dog be alone? Oops, one more, are you planning to crate train?

The good news is that this breed is relatively easy to train, is not stubborn, and is a great companion.

^^^What does that have to do with a dog name?

If she’s going to be crate trained, you should name her Cagemeat to honor Momma.

Harlow

R21, I honestly read OP too fast and I’m multi-tasking, so my bad. Thought OP was asking for how to handle a puppy. 🤡

Marigold

Crackers

Noodles

Birdie

Hedwig

Tipsy

My former coworker was into dachshunds (hotdogs). He and I were talking about Malti-poos or something like that and he said: "That is a MIXED BREED dog." In other words, all these bullshit mixed breeds are not recognized by the AKC (American Kennel Club) as a breed.

OP, I hope you didn't pay too much for the dog.

I'd just name him or her CURLY.🐩

Fanny

Betty Bea Getty McClanahan

Cunty

June Bug

Sassy

Marybeth

and what if she eats OP's poop R18?

Erna

Miss Boozette

Ginny (from Billing)

Shelby

Truuvy

Ouiser

Clairee

M'Lynn

Annelle

Cunty

Actually, Ouiser would be a fun name for a dog.

ozempup

Honey

Caramel

Buttah (i.e., Butter)

And of course, Peanut, after the official DL therapy dog!

Gabor Hawn Rebel Wilson Vanderpump Kardashian Kudrow Heatherton

[quote]Goldendoodle

How about Tardo if she's male-oriented, and "Tarda" is he's not?

Mirabelle.

Carmel

What about Ben-Gal.

You know who would like that.

Goldie Pawn

Whorebag.

Frankie, in the spirit of r2's post.

Dirty Goop

Stevie

Debbie

Brandy

Reba

Liza

Judy

Caeyetana- the best drag name too.

Obviously, the one and only name possible for a DLer:

Lizsha

Lilibet. It's a good name for a dog.

Puppymille

Roxie Farrah Morgan Fairchild Charo Judy

Eau de Soir (call her Soirée)

Emeraude (nicknamed Emmy)

Josie

Miss Sissyboodles

Sugar

Oscar

Fifi

Gracie

Bumble

Icon.

Karen

Hyacinth Bucket

RIP!

Well, technically it's "Rover Izzy Poochiekins," but with R.I.P. for short it will reduce the shock when you come home from two weeks in Palm Springs and realize you forgot a dog sitter to let him out of the crate.

Dover Bitch

Dolly

Anne He He

Shantay

Meghan Markle

Love Chunks

Laverne

Bertha

Arlene

Buffy

Rizzo

Gergina

Dylan!

It evokes a coquettish femininity.

Charo

BenjiBoo!

Maybe add a picture of dog and give us a choice of your final picks!

Annette

Darla

Zsa Zsa

Eartha

Bessie

Yvonne

OP, once you take delivery of your new puppy, you’ll want to protect her privacy by refusing to post any pics here.

This crowd will ridicule her no matter how cute she is.

Take my advice and do not share photos of anything you love on here.

Mattie. Because she will matted all the time

Tallulah.

Margo.

Marlo!

Josephine.

Bebe

Paulette

Lady Bunny

Orchard by Meghan

Cialis

Truvada

Crestor

Trentonin

Zoloft

Maybe something from NBC’s classic sitcom, The Golden Doodles — where a bunch of bitches live together in the same house.

Coco Dreyfus Freida Klaxton Blanche Dogareaux Sophia Poochillo Dogthy Zbornak Pant Angela Gladys Goldfine Olaf

OP? We'll be waiting for your pick!

Goldie Hawn Golden Meir Tracy Gold Solid Gold Knox Dior Marigold Orla Jeff Goldblum Gilda

Cuntface

Carmen Miranda.

Karen

Horatio P. Hufnagel.

TWO SYLLABLES only. JFC, people.

Baba Bubu Curly Shanon Vip Hobo Maise Homey

Che Diaz

Jardiance

Vivian Pants

Call her Predictable.

So many queens have these ugly doodles which always look dirty.

Why are the insane Klan Grannies posting on a thread about a puppy? MM is on their mind every second of every day. Her power!

Funtcase

Yankee

Call her Hey You.

And then take her to the dog park and call out her name. Just to see what happens.

(Nyuk nyuk nyuk.)

Welcome, little one! We like the name Fawny (or Fani), but will love you here no matter your name!

Be good to her, OP.

R20: Call me! You won't find me in a good mood if I have to pay a house call on you today.

Rojo Caliente

Shitler

JLo

Judy. Absolutely. We named our Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Judy, and people just love it.

R111 will you post a pic on the cavalier thread?

Fraulein because a goldendoodle is about as frau as you can get.

Ypir

Albert

Popcorn

Ixnay, ElderLez @ R111.

Don't post a pix, OP, on any site upon which you have no control. Protect your pet!

HansenFrantz

Sorry Miss Peanut.

Are we allowed to know if Judy is a Blenheim, black and tan, ruby or tri-color?

Millie, in homage to her puppy mill origins

Her name is Hortense Cumberbatch

Herpes

I like old-fashioned names, like Maisie. Or Daisy.

It’s such a personal choice. I wish you and your pup much happy frolicking together.

Floof Mop

How about "Rescue"?

Chylmadia

Eddie

Patsy

Bubble

Saffy

LULU!!!

Desmond

Henry

Merconium

Ragdoll, Ragdahl

Fat Ho

“Invented” the labradoodle. Boy is that guy on an ego trip.

Lulu actually sounds really sweet and nice.

Fuckhole.

Sandy

Angelina

Margot

Prissy

Sandy Fuckhole

Pickles

Cooper

Stella, so you can be Marlon B every time you call her in.

Poopface

Stinkbutt

Phoebe

Sunny

Hazel

Daisy

Stella is cute.

Bertha

Spumoni Face

The pup has been named Hazel.

Thank you all very much for your cute, funny, witty suggestions. You're dolls.

Post a pic.

Here you go. I should have done this in the first place.

More

Oh, her name is Farrah. sorry, that's the way it is.

Delilah!!!! So when she shits on the sofa you can scream, "Why, why, why, Delilah!!!!"

Hopefully you've trained her well and she's not pissing on your Gabbeh rug.

Noodle

Adorable!

Jussie