Describe your pussy

Orange and white. Very adorable.

He's a beautiful Abyssinian.

Mudslide

Loose, floppy lips

One is fat and tries to steal my dinner

My pussy stinks.

My pussy knows one of my relatives dislikes her.

When that same relative is at my house, my pussy, who is usually disdainfully standoffish, even to me, always makes sure to rub her face on his leg.

My vagina makes money!

My pussy is making Beef Giouvetsi today.

This is a classic Greek recipe.

It is a Greek beef stew with orzo and tomatoes.

My pussy loves it.

It does not r8

It makes stink and putrid pharmaceutical laced piss only

When it gets out it gets all wet and I have a terrible time keeping it from slipping out of my hands with all that wet hair and whatever it's picked up out on the streets.

It's made me millions. Crazy how much straight men love pussy

Well, he's sort of "our" pussy (DL's, I mean) and he's a pathetic shut-in who starts hundreds of threads per day.

[quote] Well, he's sort of "our" pussy (DL's, I mean) and he's a pathetic shut-in who starts hundreds of threads per day.

That’s a lot of threads!

You think I'm exaggerating. Sadly, I'm not.

How many posts until glamor shot with poosey?

[quote] You think I'm exaggerating. Sadly, I'm not.

Except you are.

Minty fresh and open for Business if you have the money.

R12 is R8 and should read R10

NASTY!

R18 THANK U

[quote] Except you are.—Greg02116

Sweetie, I wouldn't cast stones if I were you. You basically built a shantytown in the backyard of the DL ages ago and have lived there ever since.

A tight porkchop despite it's overuse, self abuse, and small stature.

[quote] Sweetie, I wouldn't cast stones if I were you. You basically built a shantytown in the backyard of the DL ages ago and have lived there ever since.

Not sure what this means or has to do with your hyperbole, but I’m fine not understanding.

Cervical, vaginal, vulvar, anal….

Tortie. Very greedy about lap time lately.

[quote] Not sure what this means

What a shock.

[quote] What a shock.

Hmmmm.

Whatever it is I hope it’s a sprinkler.

If I'm not home by the stroke of 6 my pussy goes mad!

It's been helpful, but I hate being grabbed by it.

My pussy cat was scratching......

Water buffalo

Neglected

Greedy n ruthless

Stingy

Sort of like turducken, except with weasel, civet and skunk.

Paahink and purrtee

It’s like Las Vegas at dusk!

I no describe poosey. Picture paint thousand word.

Wetter than my asshole. Smells worse

My lady pussy is beloved by a multitude of gentleman callers.

Mine's tight as a drum.

R13 is talking about you R14...

You’ll never imagine the sensation of a hard cock, after being duly licked and kissed and cradled to perfection drilling into me. Feeling the pressure , the strength …. as I contract so fervently around him.. my legs up around his back

It's like a little mouth that nibbles my lover's cock. I love it so much I like to place a mirror and ride on top. His big cock in my fuck sleeve holding on and gripping him so he fills me with his cum.

[quote] [R13] is talking about you [R14]...

Wow!

R45, you are a dimwit.

R45 is all puffed up and excited to share his brilliance with all of us.

What else can you discern for us, R45?

Pest.

Do mussies count?

Thank you, R50, for that stroll down memory lane.

I really do need to initiate more posts.

Hope you have a nice day!

Not bad at all, R47

It's a sloppy sock that's down to rock.

Pretty, clean, and smells like lilacs.

Big n nasty

Wet!

Mine is gaining weight at an alarming rate. I have to recalculate his diet. He plopped onto my bed this morning and stared into my face, and I thought, “JIMINY CHRISTMAS!”

Back when he was normal:

Dry as the Sahara desert.

retired

Brown, smooth and easy to spread

R58, he's beautiful.

Thank you! I give him half a can of wet food in the morning and the other half at night. Plus a scattering of dry food in the afternoon.

Apparently this is too much, as he’s getting FAT.

Shaved, lubed, and booked through Christmas!!!!!!

Mine is a fresh, new one that’s just several years old.