The beady eyed homosexual strikes again!

Who, who, who, who, and who?

WHO??

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF 🍊COUNTY, YOU DUMB 🚬S!

Sounds like he has a strong case.

I had no idea facelifts were that expensive.

This upcoming season is going to be messy. The cast is apparently at war with Shannon, including Tamra.

I’m on team R1 and R2. WHO the fuck are these two?

Real Housewives of Poughkeepsie, R6. Sheesh! Keep up or send in your gay card.

I ALREADY TOLD YOU STUPID 🚬S!

SHE IS A FAT 🐮 ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF 🍊COUNTY! SHE IS A HORRIBLE 🥃🍸🍹👜 WHO NEVER MET A 🍔SHE WOULDN’T EAT!

HE IS HER SLEAZY 🏳️‍🌈EX-BOYFRIEND WITH BEADY EYES!

SHE GOT ARRESTED AFTER SHE DROVE HER 🚙 INTO A FUCKING 🏡 WITH HER POOR 🐶 INSIDE! SHE WAS DRIVING TO HIM TO YELL AT HIM FOR DATING A FORMER CASTMEMBER!

DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK FOR YOU 🚬S! I I THOUGHT YOU 🏳️‍🌈S ARE SMARTER THAN STRAIGHT MEN!

Who is this fag?

More ammunition for the Bravo producers to shame Shannon and hope that she crashes (again) under pressure. On film of course (I’m not crazy!!!).

John Janssen really is the thirstiest male ever to appear on any Housewives show.

He's even thirstier than Slade Slimey, and that's really saying something.

R7 uh, no. Not knowing about Barbra Streisand and the like is immediate grounds for gay card forfeiture. In no way does this apply to these two D-list vapid clowns.

[quote] The beady eyed homosexual strikes again!

For a sec I thought this was a stealth Bav thread.

[quote] The beady eyed homosexual strikes again!

You mean Bradley Cooper?

That’s a wig, right?

His eyes aren’t beady. Billy Porter has beady eyes.

Kelly Dodd,

How did fatass Shannon stay skinny before her divorce? Coca-Cola?

HEY R17-

THANKS FOR THE ❓, 🚬!

I HAVE TWO THEORIES ON THAT:

1.) HER BUG👀D EX DAVID PAID TAM🐀TO DANGLE A BOTTLE OF TITO’S ON A STRING IN FRONT OF THAT 🐮AT SOUTH COAST PLAZA, DRAGGING HER THROUGH THAT BIG ASS MALL EVERY FUCKING DAY!

OR 2.) SHE WAS ALWAYS RUNNING AWAY FROM HER BUG👀’D EX IN THEIR BIG ASS HOUSE BECAUSE HE ALWAYS WANTED TO BEAT THE 💩OUT OF HER’

EITHER WAY, SHE USED TO DO A LOT MORE CARDIO!

SHE WOULD BE 80 LBS IF SHE HIRED ME TO SMACK FOOD OUT OF HER HAND , AND CALL HER A DISGUSTING FUCKING PIG ANYTIME SHE TRIED TO EAT!

^^^ MARY!

Wow...okay...wow. John did not loan me anything. He repaid the money I loaned him to buy me a promise ring so he could look good on the show. I DID NOT GET A FACELIFT YOU FUCKING BITCH. I hurt my face in a car accident and had to make some minor repairs. I was skinny married to David because he would eat my magic love box every night so good I lost ten pounds of body fluids. I am young and vibrant, unlike that housekeeper Kelly Dudito. That reminds me, do you still need that reference for Taco Bell sweetie?

Well done, Kelly at R18!!

HE SAW THAT 🐮DRIVING TOWARD HIM WITH THE FUCKING 🐶IN THE 🚙! HE WAS TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM HER BEFORE SHE DROVE INTO HIM!

That seems too cheap for a face lift.

Wow...okay..wow. I was not trying to drive into David, I was trying to drive into that cunt Tamara an Emily jumped in the way and I had to swerve to miss that fucking moose.

I really think we're going to witness a FULL BEADOR MELTDOWN this season.

[quote] I really think we're going to witness a FULL BEADOR MELTDOWN this season.

When have we NOT witnessed a season with a Shannon Beador meltdown?

I seriously think something is wrong with Shannon.

Should we call a doctor?

The best DL description of Shannon: "She's an overweight, overwrought alcoholic who probably suffers from borderline personality disorder."

SHE IS A FUCKING 🐮WHO WON’T STOP 😭!

HEY SHANNON-PUT THE FUCKING 🍔 AND 🍸DOWN AND PICK UP A FUCKING 📊🛎️, YOU LARD ASS!

I always knew the beady-eyed homosexual was trouble.

Shannon loses control every season. Walking off set and screaming “I’m not crazy!!!” to the air around her.

I am guessing her reaction involved some combination of the following:

Are you KIDDING me?

I'm DONE with you!

That's NOT my fucking face!

Shannon's nose is one reason I'm afraid of rhinoplasty.

Is David Beador paying Alexis and The Beady Eyed Homosexual to post shit like this?

Shannon on Jeff Lewis’ show discussing the suit.

Shannon is the gift that keeps on giving.

Who would have known from her first appearance on the RHOC that she would end up being so MENTAL??

I think it didn't help that Heather gaslighted her from the very beginning, by kicking her out of her house (and then saying that she didn't.. rofl).

But it was all downhill from there.

How embarrassing for Shannon to admit she needed to borrow money for a facelift! How many has she had?

What the hell happened to Shannon’s money? She got $1.4 million from David in the divorce +$10k in spousal support. She’s been on the show for years and is probably one of the highest paid housewives by now.

Shannon mentions in the Jeff Lewis clip above spending a lot of money on a previous lawsuit (presumably that suit from a few years ago when Jim Bellino sued Tamra and Shannon), but I can’t imagine that cost over a million in legal fees.

She’s never been shown to shop excessively, like Heather or Kyle Richards, and we don’t hear about her taking expensive vacations or buying new cars every year.

She has a pricey home in Newport Beach but she’s lived there for several years now. David helps to financially support his kids so I doubt she’s paying their college expenses on her own.

Why would she need to borrow money from this guy? And he lives on a run down boat, how does he have $75k to spare?

[quote] What the hell happened to Shannon’s money? She got $1.4 million from David in the divorce +$10k in spousal support. She’s been on the show for years and is probably one of the highest paid housewives by now.

And she has a line of weight loss meals.

I'm wondering the same thing. Where does all her money go?

Did he really loan her money or was this a gift that turned into a loan the second the relationship ended?

Wow...okay...wow. Are you kidding me? I am the star of the fucking show! Conchita...er I mean Kelly..is just mad she can't even get a job a assistant manager at Del Taco. MORE SOPAPILLAS PLEASE!

Shut the fuck up you fat slob.

r39 if I remember correctly, David didn't help pay for college at all. Now they have three kids in college (Baylor, UCS, and maybe FIT?). None of those schools are cheap.

I sort of remember Shannon saying that, r44, but I have a hard time believing it. David is loaded; he owns a construction company specializing in building roads in Orange County. He also, for all his faults, is a good father who is close to his daughters.

If he refused to help pay for school-Shannon would have let the world , and especially her daughters, know. Shannon also seems like the type of anally retentive person who would have started college funds while they were still in the womb and tell all relatives to just buy them savings bonds or something instead of giving them birthday gifts.

She may pay part of their education, but I cannot imagine her having to pay for everything.

r45 David is not a good father. During the "affair", when he moved out of their house, he handed his ten-year-old daughter his wedding ring and said, "Give this to your mother, I don't want it anymore."

[quote] Shannon also seems like the type of anally retentive person who would have started college funds while they were still in the womb and tell all relatives to just buy them savings bonds or something instead of giving them birthday gifts.

Perhaps.

But that was before she became an attention whore reality star, and an alcoholic.

I would rim him deep....

Some of you bitches REALLY need to raise your standards.

None of the men on RHOC have ever been hot.

Ever. EVAH.

Doug Mclaughlin was pretty hot r50

Gina's ex-husband Matt Kirschenheiter is definitely hot.

I would suck him and rim him SO hard!

MATT BEAT THE 💩OUT OF GINA, JUST LIKE 🐜👀DAVID BEAT THE 💩OUT OF SHANNON!

THE ONLY 🔥MAN IN OC IS MY HUSBAND RICK! YOU 🚬S WISH YOU HAD A 🔥✡️ MAN LIKE ME!

WE HAVE TO FUCK STANDING UP OR ON THE FLOOR NOW BECAUSE HE LEAVES ME SO 🌊THAT I HAVE RUINED DOZENS OF MATTRESSES!

WHEN THOSE 🚬S JOHN AND EDDIE TRIED TO FUCK SHANNON AND TAM🐀THEY DO IT THROUGH A 🕳️ IN A BEDSHEET SO THEY COULD PRETEND THEY WERE AT A GLORY HOLE!

The Kelly Dodd troll is my favorite DLer.

Wow,,okay,,,wow. Conchit..er Kelly. You managed to marry not one but two men who look like poster boys for child rapists. And David. You can shut the fuck up. We both know what you do with Eddie on those bike rides. You make John Jansen look masculine. EVERYONE KNOWS I AM THE FUCKING STAR OF RHOC.

IF BY ⭐YOU MEAN 🐖🐷🐗🐽THEN YES YOU ARE THE ⭐

Have they started filming season 18 yet?

They have r57-they were shooting in Northern California and Guerneville a month ago. Tamra is firmly team Alexis as is Heather. Shannon’s only ally seems to be Vicki, who isn’t even on the show.

They're thirstier than the Sahara Desert.

I’m gonna that broad’s box so good she’ll forget that old queer. Call me Shan!

FUCK! I meant “I’m gonna LICK that broad’s box!” Shan’s quivering pussy makes me hard!

R59, I didn't realize he was jewish til that pic

John Janssen is really odd looking in r59.

SHANNON LIKES HER MEN TO LOOK LIKE FUCKING 👽! IT MAKES HER 💦! THAT’S WHY SHANNON NEEDS ME AS HER FRIEND!

A 😭🐮LIKE FUCKING SHANNON NEEDS ME TO KEEP HER FROM ACTING LIKE A 🤡 ON 🎥 !

NOBODY SHOULD BULLY THAT 🥃🍸🍹👜BUT ME!

I WOULD MAKE THAT PLASTIC TIT CUNT ALEXIS GET OFF THE FUCKING 📺 AND BACK ON HER FUCKING KNEES AT ⛪️!

AND I WOULD MAKE SURE TAM🐀KNEW TO KEEP 🤐OR I WOULD SEND EDDIE’S GRINDR PICS TO RADAR ONLINE!

I KNOW EVERYTHING THOSE ASSHOLES ARE HIDING!

IF THAT CROSS EYED 👸ANDY COHEN HAD A FUCKING 🧠, HE WOULD REHIRE ME ON 🍊COUNTY! BUT HE’S TOO BUSY SNORTING ❄️ OFF A TWINK’S 🍑 TO LISTEN TO ME!

Kelly Dodd, you are a VILE PIT OF TROLLERY!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ✝️👀D 👸! DID YOU RUN OUT OF 💨?

The worst thing to happen to the UK since Brexit-these bitches are in the UK for their cast trip. What could possibly go wrong, putting Shannon around all those bars?

THE FUCKING 🐷AND FUCKING 🐀ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE USA. LOCK THEM UP LOCK THEM UP.

He's such a messy queen.

Kelly Dodd should come back as Shannon’s friend. Tamra is terrified of her and Heather hates her.

She would filet both of those cunts, then apologize in the following episode, then destroy them again in the next episode. While Shannon looks appalled/thrilled.

I agree r71: bring Kelly back!

She was nothing if not entertaining.

THAT ✡️DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH 💵💵💵TO PAY ME TO COME BACK. I WOULD NEED 🪙🪙🪙 TO HAVE TO CRUSH TAM🐀. IT WOULD BE EXHAUSTING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH 🐷 EVERY DAY. 😭😭😭🍴🍴🍴😭😭😭. I COULD NOT DEAL. I AM A ⭐.

Fat ex-Stripper Patti Stanger farts out an opinion on this crap. She’s worried the beady eyed homosexual ‘s intentions towards Jesus Jugs are not honorable!

I, for one, will be tuning in next season!!

HEY 🚬S!

JUST BECAUSE I AM IN FUCKING 🇬🇧DOESN’T MEAN I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THOSE CUNTS!

I AM WITH MY DAUGHTER, NOT THAT IGNORANT 🗑️!

ALSO THAT ✝️👀’D 👸DIDN’T SEND ME A FUCKING CONTRACT!

I HOPE 🤴CHARLES THROWS THEM IN THE TOWER OF LONDON! THEY ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO 🇺🇸!