Kimberly Guilfoyle Tits and Nipples Dress

She is trying to poke an eye out

That's a man, baby!

Is she at least wearing panties?

Ewww...ugly and even uglier is Miss Tiffany (ugh) Trump to her right

An unfortunate mashup of a Real Housewife and a contestant from RuPaul’s Drag Race.

I like she's hot

She screams drug abuse.

Fantrashtic!

She's not a CHRISTIAN-AHHH!

She is a Family Values Conservative

These all look better than her.

“HD photo, strobe lighting. An unfortunate mashup of a Real Housewife and a contestant from RuPaul’s Drag Race. Medium shot. Black dress and Long Brown center parted hair.”

You could bounce a quarter off that face

I just realized who she reminds me of

Linda Granger

There was an episode where she was doing a play and came out in a body stocking with a sewn-on merkin

God I wish I could find the clip

Nice boobs but a paper bag is needed for the rest.

Body by Ozempic?

The Bankruptcy Is Yet to COME!

In addition to being inhuman, she looks utterly unnatural. Do you wonder if she looks in the mirror each morning and she wonders what young, cheap whore is gonna replace her?

Remember when Michelle Obama's sleeveless gown rocked the GOP's "sensibilities"?

But it's okay to have a whore as First Lady and a coterie of strumpets as long as they're White.

Tiff's barely suppressed WTF expression is priceless.

She's actually getting some blowback from maggats.

“Who does this bimbo think she is?”

Republicans love their whores...

I guess that's better than the democrats fucking their he/she/non-binary/trans "person"

Hyper-sexualized hag! Tramp! Pig!

R21 my eyes were immediately drawn to the look on Tiffany's face.

It's hard to tell if it's one of amusement, admiration, or disgust.

Make-up by Sharpie’

Her plastic surgeon missed her neck.

What the hell, showing her nipples? And there's Tiffany Trump in the background of that photo at OP.

That's a wig, also.

She probably looks better without all of that makeup.

What is it about this WHORE that she thinks everyone secretly wants to get a look at her bolt-on Tits. Especially when they come with that mouth and that FACE.

Individuals are free to view their ideal pornographic image of their DESIRED object of sexual interest, any Fucking time they want on the Internet. And the face won't scare them.

I think the NY AG has already placed a lien on her silicone implants.

So klassy

Unsanitary garbage

Everybody stop what you're doing and pay attention to r24. Yes, we see you, r24.

Very tastefull gown which cover the poosey.

Repellent.

She's going to look like Leona Helmsley.

I barely noticed the dress because of THAT FACE. She looks like she's wearing a Kimberley Guilfoyle mask from a Halloween pop-up store. Especially in contrast to her wrinkled neck. As my mother used to say about actresses who had had multiple facelifts: "She still has an old neck."

Hey, look! I made a sculpture of rotting meat!

Not a single one.

Leona Helmsley's looking rough

The nips are edible, I’ll give her that.

I have no doubt that she’s let Donald feel her tits

No one going to comment on the screen likening Dump to James Bond? Lol

god she is such a slob

She's making fun of Jon Fetterman for not "dressing like an adult"

She's not the one to talk. But Fetterman should put on proper clothes and respect his office and his constituents.

She needs to do something to compete with Lara.

So much coke. So little class

You know Donald Sr feels her up and she blows him then Don Jr fucks her after.

Don Jr of course has no idea

What is her jaw constructed from?

Is she channeling Maria Callas?

Callas had class and talent.

And Don Jr. makes Onassis look like Adonis.

Cannot look at her dress with that interesting and unusual plastic surgery face in the pic.

Has Tiffany passed a bar exam yet?

R47, I am one of Fetterman's constituents and I don't care what he wears

Gargoyle is the reason Newsom will never be president. He has no sense.

She is so HARD looking. What’s wrong with her jaw? She looks like she smells like body odor and over powering perfume. Why such harsh makeup piled on. That awful ten pound wig. Exposed tits for the old men… Jesus.

Look at her face! It looks like a mask. All jokes aside - she looks terrible. Like a caricature. And now she dresses like a hooker.

Saw looks like an old stripper. Which she is.

I threw up a little 8n my mouth. Ewww

She reminds me of the character in the comedy/horror movie "House" (1985).

RIDDLE ME THIS

She's so tight and freaked that picture looks like a bad photoshop where they put her head on another body.

[quote]She needs to do something to compete with Lara.

r48 - Good luck with that, ElderLez.

What a whore

I remember when Queen Camilla wore that same dress at Queen Elizabeth's funeral. Even with her two fried eggs showing, Camilla looked better.

Is there a 2 drink minimum with the cover charge down at the Mag-a-loco strip club out by the airport?

I'm a gay so she holds no interest, but I do enjoy a good circus freak show.

She's a "Sweet Transvestite".

For shame, Kim...

Dear God…I can’t unsee that face.

r58, that didn't stop Trump from being elected.

I hit that.

[quote]She's actually getting some blowback from maggats.

R22 Where did you get this idea?

Jesus Christ, why do all the old skanky whores flock to Trump?

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This is the reason MAGA women hate drag queens.

She could be Leona Helmsley’s daughter;

[quote]What is her jaw constructed from?

Don't be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. That jaw is made of chrome steel!

Take flight, Vanky...

P-L-A-S-T-I-C

Can I borrow that dress?

She wore another one recently that was open to the waist with a fishnet chest area. She used to be married to Gavin newsom I am amazed about that

I had read the article at r71 when it was published but forgot a lot of the details. What a grotesque person she is inside and out. For someone for whom "It was always about sex and guys with her. She didn’t hide it—she’d almost flaunt it." menopause must be hitting her hard. I wonder what kind of men she's supplementing with. Don Jr probably has functionality issues by now.

[quote] I had read the article at [R71] when it was published but forgot a lot of the details. What a grotesque person she is inside and out. For someone for whom "It was always about sex and guys with her. She didn’t hide it—she’d almost flaunt it." menopause must be hitting her hard.

I was still on Facebook when that article came out and one of my college friends posted that and another classmate (who I didn't know much, if at all) commented "yeah, I went to high school with her...she's always been like this."

She likes dick, so what?

Remember Roger Ailes nickname for her? The Puerto Rican Whore. She probably left law school without student debt.

Tits and nips, yes, tits and nips, can change your life,

They sure changed mine!

Junior needs to find a younger whore to give lapdances to billionaire geezers. Cocaine is expensive and she's beyond her expiration date.

She has always had an abnormally large mouth, but since she began her relationship with Donald Trump Jr she looks as if she had been embalmed with a mix of stale sweat, KY jelly and theater makeup. She looks positively deformed and FAR worse than most women her age.

Also, in five years she'll be old enough to be a grandmother. Should she be dressing like a hooker at 55? Can't these women use their millions to pay for an image consultant who will tell them that they look like melting inflatable dolls and need to tone it down? Surely, someone in their orbit must care enough for them to tell them that they're grotesque.

She's too old for this.

You just know she and Gavin loved anal.

yikes!

[quote] "Ewww...ugly and even uglier is Miss Tiffany (ugh) Trump to her right"

Ivana and Marla were troll pigs, who conceived troll pig children with a man who was and is also a troll pig. That's the formula, R5. Gargoyle is just a plastic surgery/procedure-obsessed exhibitionist whore. She has no excuse beyond that (isn't it enough?). And she's looking more and more like a troll herself, everytime I see her.

Anyone else think Tiffany is giving a bit of a judgmental stink eye towards Kimmy?

Isn’t it a sort of known thing that red carpet flashbulbs can cause an otherwise opaque garment to become see-through? And maybe she didn’t know this because even though she’s photographed a lot, it’s not usually at night with strong flash? Or maybe she did, so what was she thinking? “I don’t look slutty enough, hopefully this will be transparent in photos”?

And yes, I think Tiffany finds the outfit trailer park-ish. Someone named TIFFANY thinks that.

To me, the visible nipples are the least of it. It’s already so bad.

[quote] Surely, someone in their orbit must care enough for them to tell them that they're grotesque.

Consider the orbit of which you speak:

Jesus, what a whore.

She is FIFTY-FIVE years old.

She and Melania are only a year apart. Why can't Kimbo adopt Melania's modest style as is becoming of a conservative matron?

Yeah, she's at that desperate phase that a lot of former beauties go through in their 40s and 50s.

And, she's making a common mistake that actually ages her. That is, you actually look fresher and younger in well-cut clothes that cover you, but the trick is to find styles that avoid the mother-of-the-bride matronly look.

Jackie O was a master of that. I defy anybody to show mw a pic of her wearing anything that was too revealing once she hit her late 40s and 50s. She knew that less is less, not more and she never looked matronly.

She has the class of an ASU sorority girl.

Also, in five years she'll be old enough to be a grandmother.

Boebert anybody?

oops

[quote]Also, in five years she'll be old enough to be a grandmother.

Boebert anybody?

I can't tell if this is a real photo or Madame Tussauds or what

Dead eyes...

She does look very Madame Tussaud's-like in that photo. Very creepy.

She looks like a fish character from SpongeBob, if they had one who was a whore.

We know one thing: Don Jr likes huge fake tits

What a freight. All these voluptuous old skanks are now going to be emaciated thanks to the drugs.

It doesn't work for their looks. You can't drop so much weight after a certain age.

R106 the chest looks like an prop under her dress

She's now in a marginalized position in the Trump campaign. I haven't read about an official role this time around in 2020 she was the campaign's finance chair. But she was removed because many donors complained about OTT sexual "humor" (offering a lap dance to the highest donor). Now Lara is favored. Gotta wonder what she thinks of her diminished role. Her cloying Trump themed birthday party spoke volumes. But what's she going to do besides being Jr's minder?

Madame Melania has promoted her to 'head hooker' at Mar A Largo.

"Open legs wide Kimbeely and show poosey."

Kimberly is too ghastly to be a MILF.

She knows her days are numbered, r113.

She’s grandmother age now. I’m younger than her and all of my kid sisters are grandmas.

Those are the most aggressive tits I have ever seen. They DEMAND you notice them. Perfect for a MAGA nation whore.

R78 makes a good point. She [bold]DOES[/bold] look like a drag queen.

R119 you JUST figured that out?

Yes. It's very difficult to look at her so I try not to R120.

Mostly I just blank her out.

If Donnie Jr. is coked up all the time, how much dick is she really getting?

So is she R122. They're the new Depp and Heard.

She looks terrible, and miserable too, in the pic at R106.

She’s a hooker with a mortuary makeup artists face. She’s got it all, yeah, she’s got it made.

Yes she too thin. Looks ill.

I heard she was out all night doing her best and came back with $23 for Junior to give to Daddy.

Spooky granny.

I wonder what really causes such a drastic physical change, booze would be my guess, she was beautiful and normal looking when she was with Newsome.

[quote] I wonder what really causes such a drastic physical change

Evil!

Boobs

Are her kids grown?

I felt fear when I looked into her dead eyes at OP’s pic.

Hello world! Meet Kymburly

I hate that people equate her hideous looks and monstrous personality, as if there’s any connection. So many people buy into that “problematic people age like milk” bullshit. Beauty does not equal virtue.

In her case, R135, the uglosity emerged over time as an outgrowth of her monstrous personality.

She looks like a ghoulish drug addict hooker.

It’s Martha Raye, for Polident!

Gurl!! the Botox, the fake smile, the breast implants..... I just can't

She likely fucked Jabba the Hutt Roger Ailes. Willingly.

She needs another boob job

Ghoulfoyle

Third-rate Morticia Adams.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when she and Melania are in the same room having a private conversation. Either they are allies, planning their next moves against the Trump men, or they are enemies.

That’s how hookers look

R143 Melania only talks to Baron.

[quote]She needs another boob job.

Or maybe just another boob, to draw attention away from her face.

I doubt Melania likes her or has much to do with any of the family. I read once even Dump is less than thrilled with this coke whore.

Don Sr keeps her around because she is easy and Melania stopped giving it out freely YEARS ago.

I assume they keep her around because at this point she knows too much.

I could see Donald Trump doing what Christopher Walken did to that one guy in A View to a Kill

After spending too much time on this thread, I went to gather up the trash and recycling and my (could have been yours, so don't laugh) AARP Magazine fell out. Isn't this woman about the same age as Kimberly...and after a whole career of exercising outdoors in the sun?

[quote] Before she met Eric, Lara's ambitions seemed to lean toward modeling, not politics. While attending North Carolina State University, she worked for four years as a Hooters Girl. During and after college, she entered several bikini contests in her hometown of Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina, including Maxim magazine's "Hometown Hotties" contest. In 2005, a scantily clad Lara appeared in the now-defunct magazine Stuff, which featured near-naked women to attract readers to consume its gear and gadget content. A year before she met Eric, she posed for a local swimsuit calendar, gracing the page for April.

^ Who knew a wet t-shirt contestant would one day be running the RNC?

They make Sarah Palin look like Thatcher.

R152, Lara broke both wrists just before her wedding day in a horseback riding incident and had to wear casts.

Ugly cak

Good Lord why are the Mar a Lago pastry chefs worse than Publix? Or Kroger?

Look at that fucking ridiculous banner over the hag's shoulder.

"007 Saved England. 0047 Will Save America."

James Bond didn't save "England." He didn't even work for England. These cunts know as much about geography as they do about good taste and sobriety.

Skank.

r/botchedplasticsurgery has had a field day with her

She's rather pretty in the before pic at R157.

R142 I think she'd be the perfect choice if they do another remake of The Adam's Family. They could save on wardrobe & makeup as she is "camera ready".

As who? Whoretricia?

She should be burned at the stake as a witch.

Classy

Her children must be so proud of her.

R167 He lives with his dad

Her son turns 18 in October.

Her hair at R169 looks ratty and—dare I say?—Korean.

Elegance has a name and it is Kimberley

Alina Habba, Trump’s lawyer, was given a 40th birthday party at Mar-a-Lago this weekend.

Here are Lara, Kimberly and Alina at the party.

All three gals are luminously airbrushed to perfection at R172. But with those biceps Lara could be played by Guy Pearce in his "Priscilla" era.

What was Lara’s dead name?

Eric must enjoy pegging cause that Lara looks like one Dom top.

R172 looks like a Drag Con picture. I didn’t know Alexis Michelle and Alyssa Edwards had jumped on the Ozempic train.

Why is Lara so hunched?

That’s a man, baby!

[quote]Why is Lara so hunched?

Insecure tall girls do that, r177.

I am soooooooo horrified by how large her hands are. They are double the size of Trump’s!!!

“She’s dressed like a tart!”

[quote]“She’s dressed like a tart!”

She's dressed like a just fucked pie.

( . ) ( . )

Wait, what? Something ain't right.

Horrs (sp)

She needs to return that Korean wig to the mannequin she stole it from.

They shoot soldiers, don't they?

People were commenting about her obvious heavy wig 10 years ago.

That's a man, Maury