Let's be Moderate Democrats

I'm the worst Democrat and I'm still light years better than any Republican

Amy Klobuchar would much rather throw a stapler at, say, Mike Johnson than AOC

I'm Chasten Buttigieg and I allow Peter exactly one Michelob Ultra per week. We don't want to get fat!

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I fucking hate the Squad.

R5 I like AOC. I never give the others a second thought.

“I love Israel and that’s ok!”

Miss Jasmine bringing the heat... You go, gurl!

Please, what is a salad comb?

Amy Klobuchar tweeted last night that we should thank her for doing her job.

Can we make “throw a stapler at” a thing?

I love the rage implied in hurling office supplies.

I'm Joe Biden.

I'm extinct.

We love Miss Lindsey . The Republicans adore Miss Lindsey. The media is enthralled with Miss Lindsey.

Voters boo the lady.

Throw that stapler at Jim Jordan. First person to staple his mouth shut wins.

I'm the pragmatism and the calm reasoned sanity so missing on the tankie side of the party.

I used to be called a Republican in the '60s and '70s.

I don’t really understand all this terminology but I don’t want to be a bigot so I’ll say yes to everything.

I'm butch straight woman Elissa Slotkin. I worked for the CIA and people like Rashida Tlaib hate me.

I love AOC. I follow her on Twitter and Instagram and she is just lovely. Smart as hell and she has integrity. She represents her district well, and she has taken some mentoring from Pelosi to her heart. She much more deliberate than she used to be.

I’m Robert Byrd and I think the blacks are tremendous!

I'm so smug about being the lesser evil!

I’m Bart Stupak. I sided with Republicans on almost everything but still had a fellow congressman scream out on the House floor that I was a baby killer for voting in favor of the Affordable Care Act.

I could die happy if someone would hit Gym Jordan and James GOMER so hard both their heads would hum like a 10 penny finishing nail hit with a greasy ball peen hammer, and film it.

I'm the passing of meaningful legislation!

I’m why the filibuster still exists!

I’m Kyrsten Sinema’s purple wig!

R20 In other words her transition from progressive to lib is complete.

I’m Hillary Clinton. Some people called me killary, but i would not have put two rightwing justices on the SCOTUS, so there’s that.

Slightly off topic but the Republican House members are one seat away from losing their majority. So what should the Dems do? Elect Hakeem? Or let Johnson finish out the term? He will be out on January 3rd 2025. Ten months from now.

I read somewhere (Politico I think) that every time Kyrsten would submarine a piece of legislation favored by literally every other Senate Democrat, she’d proceed to preen around the cloakroom telling anyone who’d listen that they’d just been “Insynemated”

I’m invisible.

One of those red staplers!

You’re in the wrong thread, moderate Republican at r32