“Immaculate”starring Sydney Sweeney

Please stop.

Sydney, let your publicist do this work for you.

You don't need to come to DL to promote yourself.

I never thought of that?

I don't have anything against this performer but I have nothing to say in support of her presence in our public consciousness.

I am not a straight white dude so a big-breasted,dishwater blond does not do it for me.

CANCEL SYDNEY SWEENEY!

Is the Sydney Sweeny stan actually our beloved ocean heifer?

R6 Yes! That's exactly who it is! It certainly isn't me...er...Sydney Sweeney doing it herself!

Looks like a Nun knockoff. Sad.

The Nun was about an immaculate conception?

A horror movie? Meh.

Her face is perfect for the horror genre.

She has such an undefined nose. It really bothers me. She had better take care of her bazongas, as they are real and will start sagging in her 30's.

Straight guy right wing poster chick of the moment. Wrong audience here on DL.

Whore

The most wt trailer park average face trashy slut playing a nun. Her Oscar is in the bag for next year.

Seriously, though, I could kill her reps for foisting this Ho on the rest of us.

As someone brought up Catholic, I always have an affinity for Catholic-themed horror movies, even if they're contrived (and most are). Perhaps the fact that I was raised Catholic is why I like horror films in the first place. In any case, she looks very beautiful in the stills I've seen from the film. I will probably go see this. I thought she was one of the best actors on Euphoria.

Idk if this chick is smart or dumb to be saying yes to every role she is offered. She seems to be in something new every month.

R17 this was apparently a project she auditioned for in 2014, but it fell apart and never materialized due to financing issues. After some years passed and she earned some cultural currency, she was able to help get it off the ground (she's credited as one of the producers). It seems to be a passion project of sorts.

[quote] The Nun was about an immaculate conception?

You mean a virgin birth?

Is this a sequel to The Song if Bernadette?

Not really understanding the hype. Here’s an Oscars comparison of Angelina Jolie and Sydney in the Oscars dress….

Does she get fucked in the ass?

R16 Were you raised Catholic?

This bitch will take every stiff cock in a 5mi radius with those tittys. We don't want her around! F no she's not faghag material

R18 Knows so much about Sydney, it's wild. I know he's definitely not her. Average gay men always know the roles she auditioned for and even the roles she turned down.

r25, there was an article about her and the project in the trade rags yesterday that said all those things.

[quote]Straight guy right wing poster chick of the moment. Wrong audience here on DL.

For some reason I don't think any straight democratic guys would turn down Sydney.

🌊 🐄 🧵

Does she show her tits in the movie, OP?

R17 r18 she co-produced the film. She started her own production company, Fifty-Fifty Films, which co-produces with other film production companies. “Immaculate” was produced by Black Bear Pictures and Fifty-Fifty Films (hers). It was then bought and distributed by Neon.

R27 correct. Men in general would be into her. Shes not only physically attractive with great tits, but she’s very feminine also. Her high, feminine and gentle way of speaking alone would probably get them hard. But she knows this about herself.

Lmao the Conservatives are pissed off about this movie. They have adopted Sweeney as the face of Conservatism for some reason and are blaming Liberals for this movie and make it sound like Libs FORCED her to be in it lmao.

Who wants to tell them she is the one who produced the film and is the one responsible for making sure it was made?

Shes giving Neon their biggest opening ever with $5 million on a $9 million budget. I never realized how micro budgeted all their films are and none make a lot of money. This one will easily make profit.

I don’t get her appeal. She just looks perpetually bored.

r16, you may like Saint Maud.

The pic at OP where you don't see her tits, only her face with mousy brown hair and less makeup shows how really basic she is.

Also, her eyes always look so dead/bored/on the verge of slipping off into a coma.

Nothing special when you're not blinded by big ol' tits.

This is not my kind of horror movie

R37 it’s a horror film for mature audiences. Stick to Scream 6.

I was raised Southern Baptist, so damned boring... Had a friend who was Catholic, I was fascinated by the images of Mary, the Infant of Prague, etc. in her home, seemed so exotic. For other fans of horror & Catholic kitsch, "Alice, Sweet, Alice" is a good one.

R39 nothing Mary about that post. Self-proclaimed Mary’s don’t work.

r38

R36 disagree. She has an angelic look in this film and very naturally pretty. You are so envious it’s insane. That or you think the modern cosmetic surgery faces at 20 is what beauty is.

r42 There's nothing for me to be envious of, truly. I'm just commenting on my her - in my opinion. I've done the same about dozens of other actors/actresses/musicians/etc. She looks bored as fuck all the time and pretty average.

Your opinion obviously differs, and that's fine.

Oh weird, that post got fucked up while I was editing my sentence. I'm not drinking either lol.

Should have read: I'm just commenting on her - in my opinion.

[quote]—Definitely not Sydney Sweeney

Yes, I’m quite sure she’s taking social media time off from her twelve MILLION followers on Instagram to come here and urge a handful of geriatric homosexuals to approve of her. 🙄

I just realized the she has eyes like Billie Eillish- half lidded, downturned eyes.

I farted

Shake it, Miss Sweeney!

"What does an ingenue look like? A fucked out blonde with big tits"?

R35 I have seen Saint Maud—loved it, of course. Also a fan of Alice, Sweet Alice, which was mentioned upthread. There is so much mystique, ritual (bordering on the occult), and morbid artwork embedded in the institution of Catholicism that I think lends it to so well to the horror genre.

I am going to see Immaculate tomorrow and am looking forward to it. Mark Kermode gave it a favorable review, and I trust his opinion, especially where religious-themed horror is concerned.

She’s great on Euphoria but I’m really not into religious or pregnancy horror

A friend with great taste in films said she was great in it and gutsy to participate in some wild twist ending.

I still won't see it, but FWIW.

Her family’s MAGA, right? That’s the hesitation with this one?

She has such a plain face and i cannot put my finger on why although I’m not surprised she’s from the Northwest as people there are plain as a mud fence.

R53 huh? Who gives a fuck what her family is?

She looks like a bloody shit.

Just saw Immaculate. Great sets and costumes , very good photography. First time seeing Sidney Sweeney act in a movie. She started as serviceable, but steadily ramped her energy up, and the finale was amazing…drenched with blood and howling. The movie is very self aware, tongue in cheek with it being campy. We laughed several times, but we were the only viewers laughing. Recommended if you want 90 minutes of fun.

* Tongue is cheek withOUT being campy ^

I liked it, didn't love it. It did feel a lot like a B-movie with a dash of artiness. Some of the dialogue felt stilted to me. Sweeney was good in it, but I already knew she was a capable actress after seeing her in Euphoria. Conservatives are going apeshit on social media calling the film Satanic and the image of Sweeney dressed as Mother Mary "sacrilege". Clearly none of them have seen the film; her character is in fact being perpetrated against by a crazy Catholic offshoot cult that are trying to impregnate a nun with Jesus's baby using DNA harvesting (which frankly sounds extremely Satanic to me).

SPOILER

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Sydney Sweeney smashed her new born baby son with A HUGE ROCK

Is her baby the Anti Christ? Or an innocent baby?

You decide!

Fucking spoiler. Crackheads reveal the plot of a movie.

Im so old and pathetic-I thought it said "Immaculate" starring Sylvia Sidney and I thought "oh I haven't seen this one". Oy ,bury me...

The Catholics don't come off well in this one..

Well they are a cult in the guise of Catholicism.

What R64 said. A lot of conservatives have been calling this film sacrilegious, blasphemous, evil, etc.— I am really confused by these claims because the film is not really about Catholicism. It's about a perverse offshoot cult that is operating under the facade of being a Catholic convent, but they are practicing things that are antithetical to the religion (i.e. murder, impregnating nuns, practicing DNA harvesting/genetic engineering). The convent in the film is not supposed to represent Catholicism as a whole.

R45, Fuck off Zoomer.

I actually feel Spanish actor Alvaro Morte who plays the evil Priest gives an Oscar worthy performance

Terrific film. Very effective. And now I know that Sweeney can really act. Not many can pull off what she does in the last 20 minutes of the film.

Everyone knows she can act

R69 a lot of people on DL hate her and I've read many posts from people claiming she's a bad actress. I definitely don't agree. She was one of the best (if not the best) actors on Euphoria, and she delivered the goods in this film too.

I went and rewatched this for the hell of it tonight. I was the only person in the theater and I enjoyed it a lot more the second time around. Aside from a few stilted moments, it is artfully done and gives a nice spin on a well-trodden subgenre. Sweeney did a stellar job in the single-take final scene. Very good acting.

"The First Omen" is a similar story but much better production value and acting.

The stories aren’t the same.