Why Won't Anyone Tell Marge What to Do? A training video that reminds me of "Well, I nevah".

I can tell Marge what to do...

Marge should work in the Baton Rouge Library system.

Does this mean that Marge won't help me with research on my medical diagnosis?

I've got your "10 Items" right here, Marge.

Marge is in charge!

If I could only find a cashier with Marge's winning personality and gift for customer service!

Given that the National Minimum Wage hasn't of $7.25 per hour been increased since about the time this video was made - her attitude seems about right to me.

[quote]I can tell Marge what to do...

Me too.

If Marge was so concerned about the people waiting in line behind Mr. Over-15-Items, she shouldn't have wasted so much time explaining to him how the Express Lane works.

You go Marge, RULES ARE RULES.

If only Marge had been the checkout lady the day of Joan's trip to the supermarket.

"Look, lady, I don't care who the fuck you are! This line is for shoppers with10 items or less! So you're gonna have to take your Spanish sausage and Pepsi to another line."

I have a feeling that Joan and Marge would have gotten into a slap-fest for the ages.

Love it!

(and I think I've been in that particular Jewel....LOL)

[quote] with10 items or less!

Fewer!

Don’t be a Karen, be a Marge.

MAYAM?

MAYAM!

Marge's pussy stinks.

"You're not allowed in this lane."

Nor are any Colored people!

Marge is one of those people who is scarier when she "tries" to be nice

than when she's being her real cunt self

Wow, OP. Kudos to you for posting something that's been on here more than Teacake.

[quote]Wow, OP. Kudos to you for posting something that's been on here more than Teacake.

Still not as much as your mom's pussy

Oh, now I get it. OP is five.

Girls! Girls! You're BOTH stale, fetid cunts!

This video is fucking hilarious!😂

I was forced to watch a similar styled video in the mid 90s while I worked at a regional discount store. Me and about 10 other new hires were made to watch a similar video that was so corny it was gut busting funny. Me and a girl I had befriended during training busted out loud laughing while watching the tape with the training manager in the room. We were the only two who cracked up but it was so stupidly funny it was impossible to keep it inside. We stopped trying to keep it bottled and let er rip for the whole length of the video while others and the manager smiled at us but were too straight laced to bust a gut with us.

Interesting… It was at Jewel and not Food Circus in Raytown, MO

The second worst Marge after Ms. Taylor Greene

She's a butch one. Never fuck with a dyke, she will fuck your shit UP!

r23 I remember being the only one laughing out loud at the training videos when I worked retail. My coworkers looked at me like I was crazy. The straights just don't get camp humor. The same thing happened when I was forced to take anger management class as a teen.

R27 I can tell you and I could be fast friends.

Why is everyone calling her Marge when her supervisor called her Joan?

[quote]Why is everyone calling her Marge when her supervisor called her Joan?

In this supermarket, a bitch will cut you for calling her "Joan".

If they wanted people to listen to her, they should've hired THIS Marge.

Those mullets, Jesus.

Where is Jewel located? That bag boy had quite the Midwestern accent.

Good thing she doesn’t have to deal with this turd.

I liked the black bagging clerk rolling his eyes at the frau with her crotch fruit.

Who does she think she is, Miss Upper Deck?

NOBODY would ever bring 11 items to Large Marge's express lane r31.

r43 Jewel is mostly in the greater Chicago area. It's now owned by Albertson's.

What someone really needs to tell Marge is...

she's not as fresh 'down there" as she thinks she is

Bean… sprouts…? What the fuck are bean sprouts?

I'd recommend you stay out of that old cunt's way...

And try the Express Checkout at the Food Circus

That beautiful cashier named Naomi is the fastest, most accurate, and friendliest checker in the Tri-State area

CAN'T YOU READ?

IT'S MAM, Marge. MAM.

The customer asking for paper bags was an early soldier in the Green Revolution.

That fucking guy knew he was in the express lane. He was trying to play dumb but I wasn't fooled. Marge should have said something like "first time in a grocery store?"

Remember Terry Sweeney? He could play a good Marge.