“Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead” remake trailer is here!

That actress playing the babysitter was the crazy bipolar Varla in Getting On. She is hilarious.

Looks like the same house in Santa Clarita.

Will the drag queens be updated? “Gaga stole our car!”

This is one of the movies I wish they would leave alone - at least the trailer seems to hold to the original.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I don’t care about the color blind casting, but the actress playing Rose doesn’t have the manic energy Joanna Cassidy brought to the role that made the character so fun.

Without looking at OP’s link let me guess: half the cast is black and “trans”, right?

Spoiler: This time one of the kids murdered the babysitter.

The dishes be done yo

Yeah, no thanks.

Black, of course. Banks won’t find shit that isn’t DEI.

Why do they keep remaking movies there in Hollywood? Damn, give us something entertaining.

In the remake — Zack is gay and Melissa is trans.

Nicole will also be trans and Kenny will be into her.

David Duchovny’s character will be gender swapped to be Carolyn’s lesbian girlfriend.

Who is Gus Kenworthy playing in this? Brian? Or is he playing Bruce? Or is he playing Gus?

Oh… they totally have to gender swap Bruce’s character and call her Caitlyn!!

Is this a joke? How the fuck are they gonna remake a movie that hasn't even been released on Blu-ray yet?

So ANOTHER classic film they've remade with all blacks. WHY? What is the purpose of it? Are they just going to keep erasing films until everything has been remade as black?

I’m sure most of the “humor” will be the black kids saying lots of funny and “cool” shit while constantly throwing shade on “that old white woman”, etc.

Why not, r14? The original is still there for you to see. Get your racism out of here, Matt

Stay pressed R16. Stay pressed.

[quote]So ANOTHER classic film they've remade with all blacks. WHY? What is the purpose of it? Are they just going to keep erasing films until everything has been remade as black?

Yes. 'Woke' liberals main goal is to obliterate the white race.

They have been very coal about that.

Since they currently control Hollywood/Broadway, that's where they're starting.

It is also evident in the ultra-liberal states (e.g. California).

They want to take it nationwide and then worldwide, until white people are no more.

That's also one of the reasons why they encourage mixed marriages.

They try to shame white people who breed with each other, calling them 'racists' if they don't date/marry outside their race.

R18 zzzz

Why do people get bent out of shape when a movie is remade with a cast that isn’t all white? Why was it an all white cast in the first place? People are stupid. It’s not being “woke”, assholes, it’s recognizing that older movies weren’t exactly representative. The only people who’d get upset are racist losers. Go fap to a picture of your tangerine fuhrer.

R20, it comes across as “forced.” And the girl in the remake is no black equivalent to Christina Applegate.

No!!

So, R21? There’s an easy solution to faux outrage like yours - don’t go see it.

Go away R23

No, R24, you fuck off.

R23, even if characters are getting race swapped, why is it always BLACK? Why not Asian? Why not Native American? That is one area where blacks are PRIVILEGED above other minorities.

R14, banks who give the money demand DEI.

It’s going to be hilarious watching this crash and burn like the god-awful woke The Witches with AnnE.

There was literally a gay, Asian Pride and Prejudice released in 2022, you whiny race baiter.

This probably won’t work because “the 90’s” was practically a character in the movies. No parent would leave kids with a sitter they didn’t know for that long these days. The parent would also be FaceTiming every other hour. I imagine these things will be addressed, but still…

This, The Witches, Steel Magnolias, etc. Enough with the bemakes. Black people deserve new characters and fresh original stories. The rare exception is The Little Mermaid. That was quite alright.

R29, no one wants that either.

[quote] The rare exception is The Little Mermaid. That was quite alright.

That’s why it made no money and is one of the biggest bombs in Disney history. That film was horrendous and a PR disaster for Disney.

R33 making up numbers.

R31.

R34, the numbers:

Budget: $240.2 million

Box office: $569.6 million

It turned no profit. It didn’t even break even.

R36 yea it did. Please sit down. We aren’t doing this retard. Save yourself another red tag.

R37 = DL’s resident retard who can’t do math. FF.

R37 = Lipstick Alley fat ass.

[quote]In the remake — Zack is gay

Remember, we gays are “the enemy” now.

The full trailer is here!

Love Nicole Richie. The lead girl has zero charm, very Zendaya vibes. The other kids and the mom seem entertaining. This doesn’t look horrible, but it’s totally unnecessary.

Zendaya is a big star. So…

R43 yeah to Gen Z, who are all dead eyed, clonked out on weed and SSRIs, I’m not Gen Z or a pharmaceutical popper. They can keep her expressionless ass and her ilk. Same with that Sydney Sweeney thing.

R20 Tell black stories, actual black stories. Don't shoe horn blacks into white IP.

R44 keep telling yourself that. Shes huge all over Europe.

R46 you’re right. She’s the biggest movie star of all time. I stand corrected. Many Oscars in her future.

No one claimed all that. You always jump to extremes. A sign of mental illness.

R46 Does she date in Europe as well?

How about we just make new movies? Not remake semi popular old movies?

R48 you’re the one having a psychotic breakdown because someone doesn’t worship your kween, yassss!

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Don't Tell Big Momma The Babysitter's Dead.

[quote] Tell black stories, actual black stories

Tell mom the babysitter poisoned the baby

Christina Applegate is the dying, shaking corpse in this version!

The Babysitter Be Dead Y'all!

Who killed the babysitter?

Drive-by shooting? 🔫

I be on top of dat, Rose.

Don't bees overwhelmed, do dat shit one step at a time yo!

Dem dishes be done, homie!

What babysitter?

Shavakwa is 6 and old enough to watch her siblings when I go out!

WOKE HOLLYWOOD WILL MAKE IT DON'T TELL MOM THE FETUS IS DEAD.

When she starts working for Rose, she shows up late and leaves early.

"I can't be on toppa dat right now Rose, I goin' on my break!"

The racism in this thread is troubling. But it’s also funny. The original was my favorite but I might watch this

Looks like some ghetto shit Lifetime produces.

Hollywood doesn’t seem to understand that the public doesn’t want woke shit. Unfortunately the banks the finance these films will only give financing to projects with x amount of blacks. At some point Hollywood is going to go broke. The Human Rights Coalition had also ruined Hollywood per their ratings scores for businesses. No one will back any business with a low HRC score. HRC scores are based on how many trannies are hired and exploited.

[quote] even if characters are getting race swapped, why is it always BLACK? Why not Asian? Why not Native American?

Because that druggie thug George Floyd. White liberals doing the least to make themselves feel good.

“Bitch, we need groceries, steal mo dat peddy cash!”

“Shit, Sue’isha, have you ever had a muthafuckin 48-hour orgasm? That shit is off the muthafuckin chain!”

“Why that white babysitter bitch ringing ma goddamn buzzer?”

I ain't gon' be seen dead in no muthafuckin' VOLVO wit out urr-conditioning. My black ass be a career woman nows! Mmm-hmm, you know das right. Sheeerit.

She stole’d dat petty cash!

-She’s a good girl, she in school, she diddindunuffin!!!

Yo manager mans, you's gunna have'ta clean deez spit balls ya dayum self cuz I'm bout to bounce da fuq up outta dis bitch.

Rose: There's your computer, Wordstar and Lotus. There's your mouse.

Sue-Kiesha: Oh shit, y'all know 'bout Worldstar up in here? How much this shit worth?

My name is Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell. I wish I had a light-skinned boyfriend with real nice hair. And I wanna be on the cover of a magazine. But first I wanna be in one of them BET videos. Momma said I can't dance. Plus, she said who wants to see my big ass dancing, anyhow?

According to Wikipedia: Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead is a 1991 American coming-of-age black comedy.

Dat bitch is dead? Good. Check her pockets Shandarella.

This time they pop a cap in the babysitter’s ass.

I see Datlaounge only holds dear one characterization of black people, which is troubling that this is all white people are capable of still. There is an entire world of black uppity people, country people, middle class black stereotypes you can make fun of. But broken English still reigns. Very imaginative.

Ever since you started workin' for Rose you been a bougie-ass bitch!

If I was black I would want to watch new movies with black people, not remake of old movies with mostly white people now played by black people.. It’s pretty pathetic.

What if mamma calls and axe to talk to the babbysitah?

R81, like American Fiction, very enjoyable.

[quote]There is an entire world of black uppity people, country people, middle class black stereotypes you can make fun of.

Nigger, please.

Don't Tell Big Momma, Da Baby is Dead. Starring Kiki Palmer.

r79 tell that to Tyler Perry and his billions made on Madea movies...HULLLOOOO

“entire world of black uppity people, country people, middle class black stereotypes you can make fun of”

Aka 2.6% of 12.9%

Don't tell the babysitter mom is dead. We're still collecting her SS!

The babysitta was a whack ass bitch den she bust it off da heezie and bounced up to da sky like a muthafucka fo shizzle!

This plot is illogical, everyone knows black women don’t hire babysitters, they just put the oldest in charge once they’re 7 or 8, sometimes 6.

[quote]We're still collecting her SS!

Gubmint chex!

Gubmint cheez!

[quote]If I was black I would want to watch new movies with black people, not remake of old movies with mostly white people now played by black people.. It’s pretty pathetic.

r81, r83 Already mentioned the first movie that came to mind when I read this (American Fiction). I've been meaning to see it because I heard it was good. But that is the type of story most of us want to see. This half-assed "remake and recolor" bullshit Hollywood has been pulling is not lost on us. It's a goddamn insult. We're not worth the time to create original, captivating, and entertaining stories, apparently.

If I hear one more White person so much as hint that this type of mess is good enough and solving the racism and representation problem they claim to care so much about, I may just snap on the entire European continent from which they originated.

To have the audacity to see the remake/recolor strategy as anything more than lazy and dismissive and even praise it as something to be proud of [bold]on our behalf[/bold], no less, is wild. Tired of their shit.

This is what actual representation looks like when you make a fucking effort White people. Get a clue:

^ You know what, fuck it. I just bought the movie. My cousin and I meant to see it in theaters. Maybe we'll watch it this weekend.

I just noticed this remake is a BET production. They've been on some goofy shit for a while, now.

I scrolled through the comments on that trailer and someone mentioned Spike Lee's film "Bamboozled (2000)." I completely forgot about that, but it just goes to show that many creatives and performers in Black Hollywood have long been tired of how we have to be portrayed in entertainment in order to be accepted by White/mainstream audiences. And then when we call it out, it stifles our success in the industry.

This thread smells of Teacunt.