The Andy Cohen Reckoning is finally happening

[Quote]… a dysfunctional club that “thrives off” hard drugs, encourages alcohol abuse and turns a blind eye to sexually predatory behavior.

If I’m going to be honest, this sounds like a fun place to work. Are they hiring?

I loathe Andy Cohen. He oozes sleaze douche baggery....FINALLY....This manless old queen will get his...I hope Anderson Cooper is next.

Breaking News: Celebrity Does Drugs with Other Celebrities!

I spy with my wonky eye a damning lawsuit.

OP you traitorous faggot.

Love you Andy. You fuck so good.

Have you fucked Andy, Teacake?

[quote] a dysfunctional club that “thrives off” hard drugs, encourages alcohol abuse and turns a blind eye to sexually predatory behavior

How is that any different from Nickelodeon, or even NBC ?

Of course, nobody believed Kathy Griffin when she told her Andy Cohen drug jokes.

Sounds like fun! Can we come to the next taping?

Does he get fucked by all those hot guys who tend bar for him?

I don't "get fucked" by anyone. I AM A TOP!!!!!

All that aside, he’s a great dad.

Eh. There are many reasons to hate Andy. The fact he does blow simply isn't one of them.

OP you traitorous faggot. Love you Andy. You fuck so good.—BrickPollitt

As if. You're dogshit. No one would touch you.

I don't even like Kathy Griffin, but I fucking hate both of these assholes on her behalf.

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Anyone watching WWHL can tell that show and Andy is run on coke. It's not really that big of a surprise or that bad. I am just surprised a man in his 50s with two kids is still doing coke. That's addiction levels.

Oh no R8, everyone 100% believed Kathy Griffin.

you need hard drugs to make entertainment work. a bunch of sober dweebs don't make HITS.

Father of the year!

[quote] All that aside, he’s a great dad

Rolls wonky eyes.

More allegations dropping soon…

[quote]As if. You're dogshit. No one would touch you.

R14, only the bitterest, loneliest social reject would say something this cartoonishly vile to a person they don't even know on the internet.

The fact that you posted it at 2 AM when most well-adjusted and contented people are sound asleep says quite a lot about you too.

Please seek help. You are an awful person but psychiatric care may be able to help you.

I just woke up and I agree with R14

Sexy Sluts

The timing of the post was merely corroborative. You are most like also a defective individual, R24.

[quote]There are many reasons to hate Andy. The fact he does blow simply isn't one of them.

Anyone who does cocaine is complicit in the murder and mayhem of drug cartels.

[quote] OP you traitorous faggot.

I’ve seen your Twitter, Defacto. You don’t have the right to call ANYONE faggot, cioccolato bianco.

I don't think anyone will care. Of course those people are doing a bunch of coke. You're talking about bottom of the barrel celebrities. They're all desperate and crazed for attention, fame and money. These are not smart people.

The bitter vultures and dusty old buzzards of Data Lounge have been patiently waiting for this moment .

Hey, Andy.

[quote] The bitter vultures and dusty old buzzards of Data Lounge have been patiently waiting for this moment .

My little green friend.

This sounds like a loosely coordinated take-down, yet the plaintiffs are nearly as odious as Cohen himself, if that’s even possible.

I get all the studies that look at powerful people and their sense that they deserve stuff. I get that insecure people like to assert themselves and get even with people. I get that people like to slam doors behind them and make people pay their dues like they feel they had to do. I even get the thrill from risky behavior.

What I don't get is why people would be willing to throw away all their own hard work. If I had the power that Cohen had or the success that some directors/producers/actors had, I wouldn't waste it on something as trivial as partying or diddling with an unwilling underling.

Fucking coke-fiend.

Who's raising his kids? A series of Mexican women?

R34, because they don't get that they're doing it. A cocoon of yes people envelops them and facilitates it all until it becomes normal to the person at the center. You have to be a strong, clear character not to lose yourself in success. Now apply that to people demented enough to want to be on TV.

The next Wendy Williams.

Parkinson’s or Dementia on the horizon

A surprise to no one

I wanna be on that jury.

Everyone knows Andy Cohen likes coke. A lot of people like cole, of course he is doing coke with some of the housewives and shit. Who cares.

I don't even like Cohen, but this is so boring and school marmy.

I like Cole too.

[quote] Of course, nobody believed Kathy Griffin when she told her Andy Cohen drug jokes.

People believed it but didn't care. It was several years after-the-fact. Kathy had continued her pseudo-personal relationship with Andy. Kathy got kicked off of that stupid New Year's Eve Times Square gig and suddenly was incensed about being offered coke.

This is what women do when they get power in a workplace, if one of them gets pissed or called out they start trying to turn the tide, go scorched earth, and try to get the whole gang together to buy their agenda, and make the environment so uncomfortable that everyone is walking on eggshells all the time.

Just watch how PC those housewives shows will become and every petty grievance will be considered a criminal offense.

Moral of the story is women have ruined every workplace they’re allowed into..

He is and always will be a St. Louis Queen.

His new girlfriend has a name. KARMA

Aging Trustfund Baby is drug addict.

More at 11.

Why is this not a surprise. Garbage network. Garbage people.

Brandi Glanville's lawyers say they want Andy Cohen fired. A sincere apology and then Fired. "Why is he getting a pass?"

[quote]encourages alcohol abuse and turns a blind eye to sexually predatory behavior.

Oh that isn't a blind eye--that's just his other eye that...stares in the opposite direction of the other.

I have a feeling that his inner circle of friends are also coke heads--Kelly and Mark, Bruce Bozzi, Amy Sedaris. I doubt Anderson is, but I wonder why he wants to be around that, especially now that he's a father.

Remember when Bravo used to be centered on operas and cultural programming?

These days, the only "culture" they see is the petri dish containing the latest Housewives' STD screening.

He's had a 20ish year run. Time for new blood.

I can’t figure out why pocketgays do coke. There are so many other drugs that don’t give you baby dick.

R53 He's also had a string of 20ish year-old "bartenders" in and out of his dressing room.

He'd be worried about one of them writing a tell-all book one day, if only they knew how to read and write.

There was a rumor going around the blogs that Bravo is looking to replace him. Kate Chastain was mentioned as a possible new host of Watch What Happens Live.

[quote] only the bitterest, loneliest social reject would say something this cartoonishly vile to a person they don't even know on the internet. The fact that you posted it at 2 AM when most well-adjusted and contented people are sound asleep says quite a lot about you too. Please seek help. You are an awful person but psychiatric care may be able to help you.

Fuck off, Teacake. We all know who you are.

You can not be friends with your staff - this will end in his tears...

No one with common sense didn't believe Kathy when she said Andy Cohen does coke r8. But are we burning people at the stake for doing blow now?

[quote]You can not be friends with your staff - this will end in his tears...

Nor should you want to be.

[quote]No one with common sense didn't believe Kathy

This is DL. Double negatives confuse us.

I don't do cocaine because it causes alzheimers

^ No, it's alcohol that does that. Cocaine does not present major health consequences. And I should know because I've been doing it for 30+ years.

Nurse! Another line, please!

I dont understand the appeal of coke. Your dick doesn't work on this drug...plus mixed with booze...what's the point?

what is the high like?

[quote]Fuck off, Teacake. We all know who you are.

R57, you are the most supreme of supreme idiot. I am not Teacake and I am not BrittPolitt either.

I am just a random poster who knows disordered behavior when he sees it. And you are a disordered individual.

As I said, seek therapy.

Sure, dear. With a brand new name.

[quote]And I live in LA. It was 11pm, you fraud.

Normal people aren't attacking strangers in the vilest terms at 11 PM either.

It's not a brand new name, it's a three year old name. I have only signed with my login name three times.

That's how it works, dummy.

R64 why does a cocaine penis not work?

It is bizarre that he’s survived for so long when he’s so problematic R49. People’s entertainment careers have been absolutely destroyed for a lot less. He needs to go, like Ellen. Shut up and disappear.

R44 is off his rocker.

Here is R66 on another thread reminiscing about his childhood:

[quote]Absolutely! I had all these different toys, action figures, etc. from Star Wars guys to animal shaped erasers, and I would group them all together and come up with my own action stories or murder mysteries and play them out with the different figures as characters. I could come up with a whole script w/ dialogue and different voices on the spot and entertain myself for hours doing that.

Hahaha

So you've always been a crazy, delusional shut in, R66?

T-H-E-R-A-P-Y

Even if they don’t get him fired, he’s being declawed.

Take away the coke and he has zero personality.

Take away the catty gay humor and he’s lost his act.

WWHL will be boring as fuck now.

[quote] Normal people aren't attacking strangers in the vilest terms at 11 PM either.—coolboy3911

Listen, old white man. You're not fooling anyone. We all know you're Teacake/BrickPollitt and whatever other aliases you've claimed in the past. Your new name is just that- brand new. It has no other posts but the three that are in this thread and are attacking me. Coincidence? Hardly. You're not as clever as you think you are, Teastank. So get off your fucking high horse. You deserve everything you get, calling people in here f*ggots and using the N-word like you have some right.

I have experienced a lot of bbc that works quite well on coke.

Coke can make a lot of guys struggle with an erection, but there is Viagra/Cialis and cock rings.

Teafake, what do your hustlers take to maintain an erection when they realize they have to fuck you or they won't get their $20?

I wish the lowlifes would find something new to do. Why does it always have to be drugs and being a fucking sexual creep?

Couldn’t they go out at midnight and build a brick wall in the middle of a major arterial? Place 250 chickens in the office of some brokerage firm CEO? Pour a layer of marbles all over the floor of an airport?

I’m sick of people thinking small. Buy a trebuchet and launch fish into the backyard pool of a neighbor three houses down! Remove somebody’s truck tires and weld four roller skates on!

So which of these whores did he ruck. Interesting that moat of these guys seem like they partake in cocaine.

R67 Vilest terms? You do not belong here.

Omg -FUCK not RUCK

I had to Google Leah McSweeney as those blondes all look alike.

She suffers from “alcohol use disorder”, so I guess she was triggered.

What me worry!

maybe the dick works on coke when you're younger...but definitely not at his age...

coke is disgusting and so is any person that uses it.

Coke is fun, for awhile.

Hello, I am here to answer all of your questions...

[quote]This sounds like a loosely coordinated take-down, yet the plaintiffs are nearly as odious as Cohen himself, if that’s even possible.

Bethenny Frankel (I hate names like Bethenny and Brittany where you have to look up how each person spells theirs) started the reality show reckoning a while ago. Actually Nene Leakes started it with her complaints, but she was overlooked because her charge seemed more mercenary than anything else. Bethenny is nothing if not HIGHLY organized and motivated. She has been targeting Andy for a a while now, and oddly enough still on speaking terms with him. That's how much of a social climbing suck up Andy is, afraid to cross someone who is literally stabbing him in the front. Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if Bethenny is using the "Trump Indictment" style slow trickle of lawsuits to bring the whole house down. I am sure they have several of these lawsuits lined up so these women will get what they think they are financially due from Bravo. They have raked the women over the coals - preventing them from other work or help of any kind for years on end while rerunning some of the most tragic moments from the lives on loop for years for free.

[quote]I dont understand the appeal of coke. Your dick doesn't work on this drug...plus mixed with booze...what's the point what is the high like?

I did coke for several years, about a good three years almost every single fucking day. It makes you feel sexy, it makes you feel smart. There isn't a high necessarily, but more a rush of excitement, like anything is possible and you are one of the most interesting people in the room. It makes you chatty with strangers. It makes you bolder instead of second guessing everything you're about to say. It also makes you super aggressive. You pick fights with everyone eventually. I was kind of a push over so it did help me tell a couple of people in my life, who needed to be told, to fuck off. Straight boys love it too, especially in NYC. It's super easy to get a straight guy who wants a bump to share a bathroom stall with you. And someone like Andy Cohen I am SURE uses it to lure a sexy straight guys back to his place to do blow. It's expensive and I am sure he has a good source and good stuff. It makes you horny. And you have to do A LOT for your dick to stop working. Which I have done before. You're horny but your dick just doesn't get hard.

[quote]It is bizarre that he’s survived for so long when he’s so problematic [R49]. People’s entertainment careers have been absolutely destroyed for a lot less. He needs to go, like Ellen. Shut up and disappear.

It's because he is dealing with the bottom rung of entertainment people, reality stars. People just feel this is what these shameless people signed up for. They were nobodies and he made them somebody. That is what people think. So they see these people as disposable and getting exactly what they asked for. These are not celebrities. And if they have reached some low-lying level of celebrity it's because of Andy. Or so the story goes. But they do mistreat the shit out of them.

Coke is so 1970s.

Nah r88.

Go to any big gay party in NYC and you will find people doing coke. It's still plenty popular. Though if you see someone doing bumps they could be doing ketamine or coke, both are common.

So can we expect this headline when Andy gets coke that was cut with Fentanyl-

“COUNTESS LUANN, ANDY COHEN, KELLY RIPA AND MARK CONSUELOS FOUND DEAD IN BRAVO CLUBHOUSE”

KELLY RIPA IS NOT A COKEHEAD! SHE IS NATURALLY FIT AND THIN!!!!

[quote] Go to any big gay party in NYC

R89, I guess that's why--I don't go to big gay parties and don't feel the lack. Coke is a shit drug, meant for the Andy Cohens of the world.

AND MARK IS NOT A COKEHEAD EITHER!

HIS DICK WON’T HET HARD FOR KELLY BECAUSE HE’S SENSITIVE….AND VERY GAY!

If it were any other show Andy would be fired for fucking up their brand, but this lawsuit is sooo on brand that it doesn't matter

All this pearl clutching about cocaine. It’s a stimulant and doesn’t cause hallucinations unless you stay up (are not sleeping) for days.

Yes, it’s addictive, but lots of DLers have had fun on coke.

[quote] but lots of DLers have had fun on coke.

And then hopefully they grow up.

[quote] Yes, it’s addictive, but

Really, R95? Spoken like a dumb queen. Sure, heroin's addictive, but it's a blast!

I feel the same way r95. I can't get over pearl clutching about some coke, have some of you ever had fun in your lives.

That sais. Andy Cohen is in his fifties and a father, so I would agree it's a bit sad he is still carrying on like a young something. We should grow up at some point.

[quote] Andy Cohen is in his fifties and a father, so I would agree it's a bit sad he is still carrying on like a young something.

Ya think, R98? Many of us did coke in our 20s and/or 30s, but then we grew out of it. And there are lots of ways to have fun without coke.

I have to be on the set live every day and "Sparkle Andy, Sparkle!"

This will put him on thin ice with CNN. They're quick to replace anyone who's problematic, like Don Lemon, Chris Cuomo and Kathy Bates. If anything else comes out about him, he'll be fired from the NYE show with Anderson.

I know how to have fun without cocaine

[quote] Of course, nobody believed Kathy Griffin when she told her Andy Cohen drug jokes.

Really? I believed her as soon she I heard what she said. Andy sounds like he is incapable of going a day without cocaine or sex. He seems like an addict.

I read through the record page by page- If you stick with it, it really does paint a horrible picture of what goes on behind the scenes--

And there are some damning allegations- However- its all just not anything that can be proven- I believe most of it- but it doesn't prove what Leah is alleging...

The Pazzaro producer who sends his dick picks to subordinates (allegedly)- not hot- I googled him. One of the producers mentioned- the chick- looks like a stone cold CUNT- allegedly!!!!! These people all do sound like a bunch of cunts...

She will never win- and I do not see a settlement- The case will never be won.

R90, I want to be the DLer posting:

“Countess Luann, Andy Cohen, Kelly Ripa, and Mark Consuelos are DEAD TO ME!”

“All the Insufferables are DEAD TO ME!”

[QUOTE] They're quick to replace anyone who's problematic, like Don Lemon, Chris Cuomo and Kathy Bates

Kathy BATES?

It will be interesting to see if Andy's pals stand by him. Remember how quickly SJP ghosted Chris Noth.

That bitch Kathy BATES ate the last donut!

On the set of her new Matlock show, Kathy Bates kicked a co-star in the cooch, then dropped her lit cigarette on the floor, spit in the direction of the lead producer and let out a fart, long and loud. Can’t control her.

As I’ve said before, Andy Cohen is the P.T. Barnum of our day.

How much is a gram of coke these days? I remember it being $50 in the 70s.

[quote]It will be interesting to see if Andy's pals stand by him. Remember how quickly SJP ghosted Chris Noth.

And how quickly and decisively Anderson cut ties with Kathy Griffin.

It was $100 in the mid 90s

I alwaays got coke for free. I never paid for it.

Coke is still typically 100 for a g. Or so I hear...

I am shpraying for this Lesha McSchweeney.

Who are his fave Housewives now?

Used to be Nene and Bethanny but there is real bad blood between them all now.

He’s had this role at Bravo far too long. He’s complacent and acting out with boredom and avarice. He thinks he’s untouchable, someone will take him down and it’ll be himself. BTW Matt Lauer is still trying to reach you.

Cocaine prices are actually lower, now, if you factor in inflation.

Very economical.

I hope Anderson Cooper gets dragged into this. Sleezebags sometimes hang out together. Notice CNN isn't covering this at all but they have an entire story dedicated to Taylor Swifts pop tarts?

BIG DEAL. One million times YES he does cocaine with the housewives. And by the way, who gives a shit??

He’s a talk show host, not a government official and even then I wouldn’t be so surprised.

R122 = Andy Cohen!! He is here!!

Gay rich entertainer does cocaine… news at 11.

It's a reality TV show and they're all trashy and awful. Who cares, lol.

Andy is accused of other things besides dope.

The entire Bravo reality package is human behavior are its worst. No surprise. Cohen is a show business bottom feeder. I have never gotten what Anderson C saw in him professionally never mind personally.

Of course Dorinda is out there ready to go. Old girl wants to be back on Bravo so damn bad.

R128 Luann understands job security and not biting the hand that feeds her. She’s a company gal. I see you eyeing season 2 of Crappie Lake, Lu.

I think it’s silly when they say they were forced to drink when we have someone like Kandi who was on RHOA for 14 seasons and we only saw her have about 2-3 drinks, ever. I don’t enjoy Cohen but this seems like a blatant cash-grab masterminded by that crone Bethenny.

This is a bombshell? It reads like a kid tattling.

[Quote] Andy is accused of other things besides dope.

Who isn't these days?

[quote] I have never gotten what Anderson C saw in him professionally never mind personally.

Anderson Cooper is "work friends" with Andy. Anderson would dump Andy and distance himself, very easily, if necessary.

No one has ever looked like more of a coke at parties guy than Andy Cohen.

[quote] I think it’s silly when they say they were forced to drink when we have someone like Kandi who was on RHOA for 14 seasons and we only saw her have about 2-3 drinks, ever.

Kandi likes to eat more than drink.

I think it was Bethenney who said that some of the Housewives (Ramona?) treat those "girls' trips" like real vacations, rather than work assignments.

R128 I guess now we know who Andy was hitting the ski slopes with.

There is no reckoning.

As mentioned, Kathy Griffin accused Andy of doing coke years ago, and the collective response was “yes, and?” Coke is so normalized now... this whole debacle is stupid. It's like bringing a cup of coffee to a party. (And if you're absolutely appalled and dumbfounded by this statement... I'm sorry but you live under a very large boulder).

None of this should have been spilled to the media. Thirsty people who need money and attention will pull any strings to make ends meet, in order to pay credit cards bills and buy their next Louis Vuitton handbag.

If you think coke is normalized now, you should have seen the '80s.

Leah was a Trainwreck before she joined the show. She's an attention whore and I don't believe anyone poured booze down her throat. Even her mother barely tolerated her. And she desperately tried to get her boring sister on the show. I'm sure the producers thought Leah was reality tv gold but that blew up in their faces.

oh please as if A. cooper is such a goody goody...let's not forget, his ex or bf whatever the fuck he is used to own bars...I'm sure Anderson has done more than just booze.

A 60 year old man still doing coke with two small children at home is gross. He's constantly doing coke, drinking or smoking pot. His own show is built around drinking. Is there a single moment of the day when he's not high on something? He's clearly not serious about being a good father.

Add in the fact that he's 60 and has never been in a serious relationship before. There are so many red flags with this guy it's unreal.

Excellent post r87.

Excuse me, there are so many men out there like Andy, they still think they are teenagers and they act as such. their attitudes, their lifestyles, their attire, their behaviors, etc

I know so many people like that!

He’s an odious, no-talent who thrust these worthless “reality” individuals on a brain dead audience desperate to feel better about their mundane lives.

It’s good to see the scales balance and his vapid nonsense called out.

What a vile pit of trollery.

I bet you Andy can't wait until those fucking kids are old enough to send away to boarding school upstate.

Andy is searching for Boarding School Kindergartens.

R143 which is good because it means defying traditional male gender roles.

I think Andy is a sleazeball.

However, as a fan of Housewives from the beginning. and one who enjoys a bit of a conspiracy theory...

This is all coming from Bethenny. She is still livid Bravo turned down of all her stupid show ideas after her HBOMax show showed what a vapid, humorless and self-important shill she is. (Remember her at her best when she was trying to hand out her muffins in grocery stores and trying to pay for a Skinny Girl wrap on her car to advertise? She was fun and funny then.) The Vanity Fair article was foisted on all of us to make her seem like the patron saint of Housewives past, present, and future, but again, her new-found humorlessness showed maybe she was the bad guy in all of this. She has her lawyers working overtime to take down Cohen and of unmitigated spite.

But again, he is a total sleaze, so it shouldn't be difficult.

Lie down with dogs, get fleas.

There are no angels in this situation.

Thew whole Housewives franchise is mediocre shit (ok, prostitution whore was funny, but that was almost 20 years ago), so I'd love it if we could turn the page.

TEAR IT DOoOoOoWN!

There sure are a lotta coke whores on this thread.

R152 it’s just an informercial now with scripted breaks to destroy the participants’ lives and reputations for ratings.

This “bombshell” is limper than coke-fiend’s cock. There is nothing new or even salacious in it. Dick pics to co-workers? As if that doesn’t happen in 90% of businesses. Coke with staff? Welcome to 1981. Reminds me of one of those awful clickbait articles where the headline is attention-grabbing, but the actual article is just full of ads and a terribly written “story” that presents the art of making toast as revolutionary. A big fat nothing burger.

Whoooooooo cares???????

What an odd coincidence that the only housewives who want to take down Bravo are the ones who've been fired.

If you watch these Housewives shows, you'll see that the women start out the first season with seemingly perfect lives with happy marriages and endless wealth. By the second or third season, they're broke, divorced, and/or involved in some criminal fraud scheme.

R157 is the type of cunt who would support an evil corporation as long as they weren’t fired. Get back to us after you get fired, shouldn’t be too long now.

Are we even sure this isn’t part of their contractual obligations to continue the Bravo brand?

I found his Sniffies profile:

Hi I am chubby with 95 kg weight and short height 5.2 feet.. I am a well educated sophisticated person. I don't like anal and finding a chaser for love and long-term relationship.

R156 seems to live in 1981, when gays were fags and sexual harassment was just part of the job.

[quote] As if that doesn’t happen in 90% of businesses.

Uh, no, R156, it doesn't if you want to keep your job. Do YOU send dick pics to co-workers?

I am jealous of the co-workers and want to see his cock too. Andy Cohen is so attractive. I heard he is a top. Now I want him inside me, yes.

R164 thanks for making me LOL

R164=sad frau/fag hag.

R164 was joking.

I would hope so.

R164=CUNT Andy

We open in Andy Cohen’s living room. Captain Jason from Below Deck has arrived to discuss next season of the show and to do his contractually obligated servicing of Andy Cohen.

BEN COHEN, Andy’s son, greets him.

BEN- Daddy Dearest is not quite ready yet, Captain Jason. (Pulling out a mirror and a straw)Will it be pure grade Colombian tonight?

CAPTAIN JASON-Please, but easy with the coke. Easy. Easy on the lines of coke, Ben.

BEN- Captain Jason, I fix all my uncles' pick me ups this way.

CAPTAIN JASON-I am not your uncle.

(Andy Cohen saunters into the living room in a kimono).

BEN- Daddy Dearest, Captain Jason is here.

ANDY COHEN-Very good, darling. Hello, Jason.

CAPTAIN JASON-Hello, Andy.

ANDY COHEN-You can call him Uncle Jason.(Captain Jason frowns)

BEN-Yes, Daddy Dearest, Uncle Jason. (Ben exits)

ANDY COHEN-see you later, Ben darling.

(Andy gets on the chaise lounge and spreads his legs open while Jason gets on top of wonky eye. After 10 seconds of making out, Jason looks up).

CAPTAIN JASON: We've got company.

ANDY COHEN: Ben?

BEN (with a disingenuous look on his face, holding the mirror with lines of cocaine in neat formation for Andy to see): I've brought you a pick me up, Daddy Dearest. (Ben puts the mirror on the coffee table and hands Andy a straw).

ANDY (taking the straw, annoyed): Thank you, Ben darling. (Andy hoovers up the lines of coke)

CAPTAIN JASON: That's quite an extraordinary young queen.

(Two days later, we see a Range Rover driving on a two lane road).

BEN (Frightened): Whatever I did, I won't do it again.I promise! I can be better.

ANDY COHEN (breezily): You'll see. The time'll fly by. You can call me any time, collect. (The Range Rover enters a gate for The Chadwick School).

Child Protective Services should look in on Andy's children. Does he snort coke and fuck hookers while the kids are around?

Cokehead Andy and his apologists have an ocean of blood on their hands.

[quote]coke is disgusting and so is any person that uses it.

Disgusting like non-disable people who press the “wheelchair” button to open doors instead of with the handle?

Coke is a pretty straightforward drug, imo and ime.

It’s riddled with fentanyl these days.

Can’t find a clean batch.

Jill Zarin is the real victim here and is deserving of significant damages.

Back in the day, coke was cut with laxatives.

Exactly, R175. All this "What's the big deal about coke?" bullshit when so much of it is laced is pretty irresponsible, but I guess what can one expect from a bunch of silly queens on Datalounge?

I sadly agree with Bethenny on this:

Andy wants to be the boss when he wants, and then be a party boy with cast members when he wants. You can’t have both. I’m sure NBC-Bravo is looking into firing him.

The Coke Swans

Doesn’t it seem like it’s only a matter of time that some male guest or cast member says Andy gave him coke for sex? I thought Anderson was a reporter. Do some research bitch.

Kathy Griffin long ago said twice he offered her coke in his work office

[quote] Andy wants to be the boss when he wants, and then be a party boy with cast members when he wants.

Bethenney enjoyed her time as teacher's pet (Andy's fave and "friend" outside of work). Now, she's bitching because she got pushed to the outside.

Yeah, I don’t think Bravo will do anything about this unless there is proof.

It’s so bizarre that Anderson still sticks with Andy. He’s so desperate to be taken seriously as a reporter and not a former game show host, you’d think he would have dumped him long ago. Can you imagine Cronkite being friends with a coke head who gets drunk on national television? They both were on dance floors with me and my friends in the late nineties and aughts doing lots of party favors (I’ve told stories about Anderson here before) so I’m assuming that Andy has shit on Anderson that keeps him under his thumb, otherwise there’s no explanation for their relationship lasting this long.

R185, Anderson is a big druggie?

A few years ago this would have been enough for Bravo to put Andy 'on pause' but I think folks are getting tired of cancel culture and behaving more responsibly before possibly damaging someone's life based on random accusations.

Some people really into coke lose their empathy. Lack of empathy has a lot of social side effects. The illusion of control and false confidence remind me of “The opponent is weakest when they think that they have won.”

I don’t judge it at all, in fact I think the tea from the leaves should be available everywhere. It’s the cutting agents and contaminants used during the precipitation of the cocaine that are harmful. Another interesting feature is that coke users apparently hate pot heads. It’s 2 states of consciousness completely 180 degrees opposite from each other.

Hate is excessive, but it's definitely true that people on coke and people who are really stoned are vibrating on opposite wavelengths. That's not going to be a good mix of people.

Kelly Bensimon is a great example of a cocaine-driven personality.

😂😂😂 like this doesn't happen ever in the entertainment industry!!!!!! Please!!!!

Who's saying it doesn't, R191?

Anderson has done party favors on the dance floor, R185. That was many years ago. He’s quite uptight, so I doubt he’s doing them now. Maybe a little toot here and there. He also liked to get fucked in his office back in the day. I had a friend who fucked him a couple of times at CNN in the aughts. Had no attraction to him at all, but wanted to say he fucked Cooper at CNN. And he apparently wasn’t alone.

I I have no insider knowledge but I definitely think people are kidding themselves if they think Cooper is a stranger to coke. Even his long-term partner Ben worked in nightlife and owned gay bars.

R194 The first time I was in a gay bar was in 2010. I went backstage ( I was allowed to because I was with vip friends) and they were smoking weed. After that I felt sick and coughed blood. I never went to a gay bar again.

I want to fuck Anderson up the ass in his office, and I AM attracted to him! I'll make him squeal like a schoolgirl.

What's Anderson's ass like? Albino with hairless pink hole?

A "backstage" at a gay bar, R195?

Anderson has his own problems to worry about. His low ratings don't justify his high salary.

R198 they had a small dance area and dressed up like flamingos

It's dissapointing that someone like Anderson hangs out with Andy Cohen.

I’m with you guys,I can’t watch “AC” anymore,especially the annual escapade “New Year” show and of course it’s not that Andy Cohen boasts about how beautiful his dick is,he IS a dick. lol

Andy gives top billing to Melissa Gorga only if Joe Gorga will breed his hole.

Joe Gorga: I'm gonna fuck you so hard, your eyes will uncross!

Nobody has a cock that big r204

Has Leah found God?

Spoiled little rich girl suddenly becomes pious. And remember her psycho sister?

R74, your dementia needs to be treated.

My screen name is not new. You just don't understand how the internet works, dummy.

See link.

Let's nominate one Andy coke partner from each franchise.

Angie (and her stacked husband) from Salt Lake City

[quote] your dementia needs to be treated. My screen name is not new. You just don't understand how the internet works, dummy. See link.

I don't know which Coolboy that is, but this is the one I'm talking about.

I’m more shocked that Watch What Happens Live isn’t actually broadcast live.

R210. It used to be live every night but Andy likes to be home at night to tuck the kids into bed. JUST KIDDING!

[R210]. It used to be live every night but Andy likes to be home at night to fuck the kids manny. NOT KIDDING!

Still crazy to me that Andy has a kid. You just know he's with him maybe five minutes a day, at most. How A list of him!

Two kids.

[quote] It's dissapointing that someone like Anderson hangs out with Andy Cohen.

R201, I'm amused you hold Cooper in such high esteem.

R215, you're right, they are both losers, but I thought Andy was TOO much of a loser for Anderson.

For destroying Bravo he should be removed from the planet.

This may not be popular here.

I met Andy in the 90s and it wasn’t a great experience. He shook my hand while looking over my shoulder for someone more famous. (A friend had an identical experience just before Andy became famous.) That’s who he is, and I was turned off.

I remained turned off for a long time.

Now I kind of accept him for who he is. He was desperate to be famous and he made it happen. I have to admire that, even if I wouldn’t have accepted the terms.

Partner worked with him eons ago (partner was senior to him) and has only nice things to say.

And Andy is on the right side of the political issues of the day.

He may have sold his soul (Barry Diller) but I admire the hustle. Even if my values are different.

[quote]Joe Gorga: I'm gonna fuck you so hard, your eyes will uncross!

R204 do it with a rusty chainsaw.

Joe Gorga seems like a bottom.

There are so many people like that in NY R218 that he barely registered for me. Just another in a long line of dumbasses failing upward and achieving something they have no business achieving.

R220 - Melissa Gorga

R218, I agree with you. And the crazy thing is that both Andy and Julie Chen started out as interns at CBS together way back in the day and are friends. They both had the same goals and achieved them, except Andy didn't have a vagina. So I give him just a little more credit.

The difference is Andy is reasonably intelligent and Julie is an idiot (this from friends who worked with them both).

Andy has a crusty mangina in the front and back.

Is Anderson Cooper really into scat?

R225, I guess that’s why she just married the boss. That’s about the fastest way to do it.

Andy Cohen in career freefall hires Ken Sunshine in a panic to try to save his ass. Of course, denies all of this through “sources,” the sources being Andy himself. How long before Bravo drops him? I say less than a month, since there will be more info trickling out over the next few weeks. What will be the final straw for NBC? I think there will be allegations of male sexual harassment, and that will be all she wrote.

Seeing as many older gays think male on male sexual harassment is the harasseee's job to fend off, and most of the world doesn't, I'd bet the chances Andy has a career-ruining scandal or two in the oven are very high.

Burn, Wonky, burn!

90% of the housewives are rabidly coming to his defense. And the flyover fraus still love him.

There’s no reckoning. The ones suing him are the former housewives people can’t stand.

Ms. Cohen isn’t going anywhere.

CUNT Andy, as usual is posting all over this thread.

Andy, you're a CUNT.

Ms. Cohen is replaceable, and then housewives will choose the Bravo $$$$ gravy train over him anytime, no matter what they say.

Doubt he’s going anywhere. He ties the whole Bravo world together and I don’t see an obvious replacement. The charges against him seem weak.

All reality TV shows are like this. Tyra was an absolute tyrannical cunt on America's Next Top Model.

Wonk Eyed Andy's Collapse is Complete!

The Housewives and Below Deck franchises are bigger than Cohen, and smart people would look at Cohen's take as money on the table.

R234=CUNT Andy.

Never watched a single episode of any real housewives show. I listened to his Sirius radio show when I first got it. That whole concept seems so low end. A bunch of stupid women sitting around a table trying to be something. I'd rather watch paint dry. It's more enriching.

When did the public turn on Bethenny?

R240. For me it was when she returned to the show while she was going through her divorce and sobbed on camera about being HOMELESS because she had to leave her apt and check into the Presidential Suite at The Waldorf. That's when she lost me.

Bethenny was extremely brittle and nasty when she returned to the show and immediately took over-she got rid of Heather and Kristen quickly. She’s the one that made New York all about old ladies getting wasted.

At the start of the pandemic, Bethenny got a lot of praise for helping to get hospitals PPE equipment. Then her HBO Max show flopped, and she took to Tik Tok to start making videos-she got nothing out of that but criticism for her hot takes. Then, she pivoted to doing a podcast about the Real Housewives and got trashed on Watch What Happens by Andy and Jeff Lewis.

That’s when she went to war with Andy.

Bethenny works as the snarky Greek chorus on RHONY, but that sarcasm doesn’t translate well as the lead of a show by herself, without someone to react to. That’s also why her talk show and spinoff failed. She’s not good by herself or as the star, she needs ridiculous supporting characters for her personality to shine.

This is why working with Andy is a trap for these women. By design, the shows show these women in their worst light, and he therefore has constant leverage against them.

I did coke in my 20s. Not something you want to mess with in your 50s.

Too much for an aging heart.

R242, she was so upset over that "ambush" (her word). Which is crazy because they went EASY on her for all the shit she said. The nerve of her to trash the housewives franchises after she got famous through them. If it wasn't for RHONY, nobody would know who the fuck she was. And the funniest part is that Bethenny claims that her daughter was backstage or whatever when that episode was filmed and she said "my daughter was so upset!". Why is your daughter present on a show meant for adults?

I would love a reckoning just as much as the rest of you bitches but what I’ve seen online is widespread rabid defense of Cohen by his audience - which is fraus. They don’t give a shit about him doing coke and they don’t believe he’s done anything wrong. Leah and Brandi and Bethenny are not well-liked.

It’s not up to DLers - otherwise he would have been gone years ago.

Bethenney also flopped on Shark Tank. She was too nasty and disrespectful even for that show. I'm just glad Jason Hoppy made her life hell after she used him then tossed him out. Whatever settlement he got wasn't enough.

Bethany is facing certain financial doom-

because no one is buying any of that “Skinny Girl” crap anymore now that there are meds to control weight, and she’s too skinny to be a spokesmodel for her competition- OZEMPIC

R248, I thought she sold Skinny Girl so she has a ton of money from that?

Bethenny will be fine. She took her money and put it into houseflipping, that’s why she kept moving on Housewives-every year she bought a new piece of property.

Yes, she does. She doesn’t need money; just attention.

Let me know when Nick Sandell and Michael Dean Johnson start talking. Then I'll be interested.

I'm doin' podcast.

"There are tears and there is screaming"

Just like when someone sees you naked, Andy

UK Traitors is far better.

From the 2042 Film Adaptation of “Daddy Dearest,” by Ben Cohen.

NEW YORK, Post Bravocon, 2025.

The scene begins in a conference room at Bravo Television. Present at one side of the long table is the head of Bravo PR and the President of Bravo. At the other end is Andy Cohen. They are discussing his appalling behavior at Bravocon. For Bravo, this is the last straw.

ANDY COHEN :: You think you're very clever, don't you? Trying to sweep the poor old cockeyed coked up queen under the carpet Well, think again. I'm the face of this lousy network!

BRAVO HR BITCH: We appreciate your devotion and contribution, Miss Cohen, but we have retired you from Watch What Happens Live.

ANDY COHEN: Now you're trying to stab me in the back?? Forget it! I fought worse monsters than you in West Hollywood and The Hamptons! I can win the hard way!

BRAVO PRESIDENT: We don't want any hard feelings.

ANDY COHEN (sniffling): You don't know what hard feelings are until I come out publicly against Bravo! You'll see how many Fame Whores you sell!

BRAVO HR BITCH: It’s hardly necessary to make threats you surely don't mean.

ANDY COHEN: DON’T FUCK WITH ME FELLAS! THIS AIN’T MY FIRST TIME AT THE RODEO! You forget the press I deliver to Bravo is my power. I can use it any way I want. It's a sword, cuts both ways.

BRAVO PRESIDENT: The board has failed to realize the extent of your interest in the company. We......misjudged.

BRAVO HR BITCH : We shall be pleased to have you stay on.

ANDY COHEN: Thank you, bitches. Now, let's get to work.

I know that so many of you do not like Andy Cohen. And many of you have been waiting to jump on him literally any chance you can get. The truth of the matter is: Andy Cohen as an entertainment personality makes many people happy with his television show and radio show. In addition, many LOVE the shows he executive produces. I think until there is more concrete hard evidence I'll wait. And, it's DataLounge so go ahead and trash me for trying to write something nice. And... continue trashing Cohen. None of you negative posters will ever have brought so much joy to so many in your lives and probably never will. And that dear friends is why we're all here. Unless there is more damaging, truly horrible or illegal tuff....... until then I'm with Cohen.

Good grief, learn to spell and let the adults discuss this like adults.

[quote] The truth of the matter is: Andy Cohen as an entertainment personality makes many people happy with his television show and radio show.

Which just goes to show you how truly and profoundly IDIOTIC a massive percentage of the viewing and listening population is in this country.

R257=CUNT Andy

[quote] None of you negative posters will ever have brought so much joy to so many in your lives and probably never will.

Hilarious. If you take "joy" from Cohen's patented brand of pitting people against each other for dramatic purposes and being a gossipy bitch, then you must be a very sad, fat, damaged human being. He can keep his "joy" the fuck away from me.

He's the new Merv Griffin.

R257, except the EP title is largely honorary. He’s not longer an exec.

I always mix up Andy Cohen and Ryan Murphy.

[quote]All that aside, he’s a great dad

Are you the day Nanny or night one?

[quote] People just feel this is what these shameless people signed up for. They were nobodies and he made them somebody. That is what people think. So they see these people as disposable and getting exactly what they asked for.

Kinda of like prostututes and serial killers.

Andy's AIM name is AberCromDomTop95 for anyone interested.

What's the 95? His fluffed up IQ?

Who still uses AIM?

Whatever happens, Mayer has his back(side).

The Coheneckoning!

I'm more annoyed by his constant coughing into his microphone than by any cocaine use. It's a 20 minute show. They can't get him a lozenge or some hot tea? I'd fire him for that.

He’s coughing because of the constant coke post nasal drip.

Coke post-nasal drip doesn’t generally produce coughing. That would be throat clearing.

Do not ask me how I know this. Could be my misspent 20s.

I remember from my coke days I was constantly wiggle my nose like Samantha from Bewitched.

Sincere question: How many per cent of people in show biz do drugs regularly? I'm more surprised now when I hear that someone is habitually sober. And snitching on him à la Griffith is weird nonetheless. Of course we believed her but what is even the scandal about it? A TV personality does blow - oh no! It's not as if the Pope had been doing lines out of the butt crack of underaged altar boys.

R276, she didn't snitch on him for doing drugs, she snitched on him for offering them to her which is unprofessional. But still commonplace in that business, I"m sure.

R272 It could be a tic, my mother has actually had this start in the last year or so, but you can't get fired for nervous tics, even if they are from coke-enhanced 'anxiety'.

[quote] And snitching on him à la Griffith is weird

D.W. Griffith?

Leah was trouble from the beginning, and she was just a very immature, strange person. I've never seen anyone act like she does when she drinks and it's no surprise at all that she's now blaming others for her addictive behavior.

r280's is exactly what I mean by the brilliant trap Cohen has set for these women. No matter what he does, he has visuals of the women at their worst and can divert the scrutiny to them. It's fucking exploitative, and why I can't be sustainably entertained by these shows.

R281=CUNT Andy, who couldn’t be brilliant even if you set him on fire.

R281 the true entertainment on these shows doesn't actually come from the unhinged. It comes from those who can delicately balance their persona, q-rating and still bring some sort of drama. These particular people are completely aware of where they are and what the experience is good for. Bethenney hasn't brought a suit herself, but she is culling all the simple minded ones to bring cases - oddly enough ,kind of the same way Andy preys on these women, but in reverse.

Meanwhile, Eboni K. Williams is the new Judge Judy!

Glad to see the normalizing of cocaine and other drugs is no longer being accepted here.

Gays need to stop these trashy behaviors.

Andy is a cutie

A very accurate impersonation of Bethenny Frankel

Andy was even more ugly when younger with the long dark fuzzy hair. eeeeeew

*sniff sniff wipe wipe*

Is he cancelled yet???

Use a tissue @ R289 especially if you're on national TV.

😂😂😂😂😂 R289

Typical big city white gay. That clip is priceless R289

Is this bitch cancelled yet?

His eyes in that vid on R289 are a giveaway.

Andy is trash. A real, genuine garbage person.

Yeah, CUNT Andy, the camera caught you (R238).

Damning profile in the LA Times today.

R298 could you link for us plebs?

I can’t believe I paid a dollar to read this article. There isn’t a single piece of new information here. All regurgitation. I could’ve written this for my college newspaper.

Andy Cohen strikes me as an amalgam of every ruthless modest talent who wouldn't give up.

He's like a successful Meghan Markle, if Markle could ever hatch a successful scheme. Same drive, same want, different outcomes. They should be friends until they destroy each other in duelling memoirs.

Remember when people were getting canceled and losing their jobs for the smallest offense or accusation? That seems to have calmed down and Andy is benefiting from it. If these accusations had come out three years ago he would have been finished.

R300 needs to learn about archive.ph

Boy howdy, that LA Times article is just a wordy rehashing of garbage we already know.

What a waste of time (Thank God I'm at work.)

Andy is successful. He is a weasel. Brandi Glanville is gross. Some Housewives drink too much.

GET MY SMELLING SALTS.

No paywall on that shit article

Andy Cohen’s baby shower embodies everything disgusting about that walleyed asshole.

He invited all the Housewives, who were ordered to perform for that queen by Lisa Rinna. And they all got fucked up. He sees these women as playthings for his amusement.

And they line right up for it.

It seems like to all of these "Bombshells" do nothing but strip these women of any agency. At least Dorinda says every drink she had was HER CHOICE. The attendees of this baby shower went of their own volition.

Trust me, no one forces Lisa Rinna to act like an idiot.

I wish people wouldn’t watch this shit, but they do.

He's the modern day Truman Capote .... only worse .

The best part of the LA Times article was the comparison to Capote and the Swans. Although this is the white trash with money version.

Sorry R310, but no. Truman Capote was a competent writer, a charming and fun individual and a highly engaging conversationalist; he was charismatic and witty and knew how to make people feel at ease and earn their trust. Wonky Cohen is a talentless, charmless, stupid, banal, superficial and gormless twat who has built a career appealing to the lowest common denominator and rather than swans, he's surrounded by trashy whores who put up with him because he's their employer.

By the way R307, that video is EXTREMELY embarrassing. Kyle Richards attempting to sing is an atrocious sight to behold, and Lisa Rinna's coke and alcohol-induced whoring is just grotesque. Is this how people are meant to behave in Baby Showers? Whatever happened to eating strawberry cake and playing at trying to guess the baby's gender?

Leah obviously wasn't invited to the coke sessions and so is aggrieved. Cohen would have liked to get plowed by Leah's ever-present ex though.

R2 is Kathy Griffin

R312 is Kathy Griffin too

I'll say it again : Andy is a cutie.

Andy was leering at the guest bartenders on WWHL last night so he clearly doesn't care what anybody thinks. He seems untouchable.

R317 = Andy's current rent boy

Those barter

The bartenders spent the rest of the evening having cocaine snorted off their asses while Ben brought his new “uncles” drinks