How many hours of LHOTP do you watch every day?

You are the ground on which this great country has been built, OP

LHOTP? What's that ?

Little House on the Prairie.

It’s the latest hot sensation on Datalounge.

Never have I ever.

And then there's the Michael Landon problem.

That’s one of the shows that “the farm people” were forced to watch while I was growing up because they couldn’t get cable out in the middle of nowhere.

Let's Hop on the Plane?

Albert gets addicted to morphine but the closing narration says he became a doctor in Walnut Grove.

Not even a year later, Albert gets nosebleeds and is dying. And then Walnut Grove is destroyed so he could not have been a doctor there.

Spoiler alert, please, R7!

40 year old spoilers.

Dean Butler was hot hot hot.

I didn’t like Melissa Gilbert

I like to watch it and critique each episode for how it comes off

For some reason that I will never understand, a few years ago I speed watched and binged LHOTP.

R12, you can rate and write a review for each episode on IMDb and the series as a whole, if you wish.

Yeah I am into being all shitty

I watch a solid 14-16 hours of LHOP a day. It would be more, but I have to sleep sometimes.

I've never seen it. Just didn't appeal to me.

Never watched that shit when it was originally on and not about to start now.

Is that the show about our wealthy family and how we built our merchantile empire?

Mercantile.

Didn’t those old schoolbooks teach you anything?

The only noteworthy episode is when Harriet Oleson walks in on her husband, Nels, and her cousin, Sterling Murdock, fucking. .. John Hillerman is hilarious!

It comes on at the same time as Love of Life, so I can't watch it.

Lesbians holler over the penis?

"Oh my GAWD, THE BABY!!!"

Not nearly enough

Many years ago, there was a show where two puppets watched a movie and made silly comments during the movie. I’d like to do that for LHOTP.

Was that MST3K r26?

[quote]Was that MST3K [R26]?

Yes. 😂

LHOTP= Local House of the Pancakes

Gurl that was a stupid old white people show 40 years ago that no one should have watched to begin with. And then came "Highway to Heaven" another old white people show. Despite Della Reese being featured.

Were the people of Walnut Grove nice to Indians? Feather, not dot. Casino, not call center.

Mary is taking a written test in a city to see if she’s gifted or not. Ma made sandwiches and brought raw milk to drink.

Beth Howland handed out tests

Now Pa and the kids are going on vacation for 1 day. Ma is staying home to bake pies to raise money to establish a church

Ma has a scratch on her leg that she washed off in a stream. She’s destined for infection

Omg Ma is home alone infected! A big rain storm started and all of a sudden their cow is out of the barn. Ma goes out and tries to get Clara back inside the barn but she faints instead. Falls down on the muddy ground with rain falling down on her.

I always wondered how far Walnut grove was to their shack? A mile?

Ma’s infected leg scratch is now severe. She’s hallucinating. Will she self-amputate her leg?

Stupid bastards came to collect the fucking pies Ma left outside and left without checking in to see if Ma was alive!

Ma is going to cut it off!

She’s heating up a sharp knife in the fireplace. She’s getting ready to cut her leg off.

Shit. All she did was open up the wound with the knife when Pa found her. She recovered. Shit.

[quote] How many hours of LHOTP

OP, how the fuck did you think anyone would know what LHOTP would stand for? Are you retarded?

Not like you r43

Anyone who watches Little House On The Prairie should equate LHOTP with the show!!

The Barbara Thorndyke in Grace Edwards is coming into light in today’s episode on Cozi.

R43 is a total CUNT. I immediately knew what it meant.

Never watched it, never will. Back when it was first on TV, I used to call it "Little Soused on the Prairie."

She should be the 19th century version of Vivian Vance- underrated B player

R45- Bonnie Bartlett - Let's face it. You're limited.

By far your most beloved portrayal was not Grace Edwards on LHOTP nor Mrs. Ellen Craig on St Elsewhere it was as that BITCH

Barbara Thorndyke on one episode of the Golden Girls.

[quote] Anyone who watches Little House On The Prairie should equate LHOTP with the show!!

No, dear. You’re a tard.

R50 be gone

Today on Cozi - The mean school marm - Mr Applewood- is there while Miss Beadle quits for a few weeks until Charles begs her to return. In the meantime Mr Applewood terrorizes Laura.

Laura Ingles hold out your hands while I beat em with my switch.

Mr Applewood was a mean motherfucker. He was almost foaming at the mouth during his statements before the school board

Oh God the episode where Charles takes a job hauling explosives for $100

I’ve seen this episode so many times this year between Cozi, Pluto-TV, Amazon Prime.

Grace tells Mr Edwards to be sure to wear underwear on his trip to haul explosives with Charles. I guess he usually just free balls it

Because of its title, that show was known in Australia when it first aired as "The Dunny in the Desert".

Today’s episodes left me emotionally exhausted

Have they got to the "Ma hits menopause" episode yet? Ma thinks she's going to have another baby, then Doc Baker tells her it's the big M. Wholesome family drama!

Well I never in all my life.

Why the fuck would ma want another baby? They can barely take care of those four simpletons they already have

[quote]Why the fuck would ma want another baby?

Charles needed a son. The Ingalls name will die out without one.

I was never interested in this show until I heard the stories on DL that Melissa Gilbert was a mean cunt who liked to swing her Shitbra at her children. Suddenly she has some appeal to me.

Their life was impossibly difficult

[quote]Their life was impossibly difficult

Made even more difficult because Pa was a mental case. Who digs out the side of an embankment and makes their family live in it?

[quote] Their life was impossibly difficult

They could have pulled themselves up by their bootstraps if they’d chosen to.

Harriet added to their hardships

Laura’s pa smells like a hog

Today on Cozi TV episode

Everyone in Walnut Grove had their property taxes doubled.