What is the arse of your dreams? Part 3

I'm gay. I don't want a woman's ass.

The ass of my dreams would not have "FUCK ME" tattooed on it.

He also has "WELCOME" tastefully tattooed above his crack.

Those are really big moles he has on the back of his head. I don't know if I would wear my hair that short if I had those. Maybe he doesn't know he has them.

I know many DLers are into big, muscular asses that stick out. Although I prefer the small, tight ones, this one is for you.

Tats on asses?

Hard pass.

Tastes really change over time.

When I was a young gayling, the goal was to have a tight, small, round, muscular ass. Big asses were considered gross.

Since Part 3 was already put up, is this thread for British arses only?

[quote]When I was a young gayling, the goal was to have a tight, small, round, muscular ass. Big asses were considered gross.

The men's fat ass obsession on DL is mostly an African-American (& Hispanic) thing. Not entirely, but mostly.

It corresponds to the obsession with fat asses for women among African-American (and Hispanic) straight men.

That's not a bad-looking ass @ OP.

Though I bet it's got many, MANY miles on it.

I'm a total bottom, but am no less a big admirer of the male ass. I love to eat ass almost as much as I love sucking dick. While I evaluate on a case-by-case basis, I tend to not like big round asses on men either. I prefer the smaller, more square-ish shaped asses. They are more masculine looking to me, and thus, more attractive. The top in this video has the quintessential perfect ass for me.

Be greedy. Have three.

Somewhere in Ibiza ....

That ass is perfect.

The guy at op is porn actor Ace Era. The Welcome sign is new.

[quote]The men's fat ass obsession on DL is mostly an African-American (& Hispanic) thing.

Yes, because DL is overrun with black and Hispanic posters, c'mon gurl. The call is coming from inside the house.

My boyfriend has the ass of my dreams.

There are plenty of Black posters on DL.

R23 sorry Ethan it’s not Ace Era. It’s porn star JakeSydboy

🌊 🐄. 🧵

I just came across OP's guy yesterday. He's a hot verse married(?) Australian slut.

It's weird to think that someone saw Ace Era's "Fuck Me" tattooed on each ass-cheek and thought, "I must have that for myself."

I bet you did R19.

When men have those kind of tattoos on their asses you can expect a really good fuck. Cheap and sleazy but will totally make you explode and release a huge load inside of them.

Now if you'll excuse me I have some business to take care of after all of this talk about hot sluts with huge asses.

R22 You sound like a virgin.

LR-Z

R22, my experience is that that kind of bottom feels more like stabbing smoke...

Hot

dog

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hallway

A still tight verse

Vintage, but a hot ass is a hot ass. This one is perfect as far as I'm concerned.

James T. West aka Robert Conrad on the Wild Wild West tv show of the 60's. Whew.

R29 That was - and still is - the gold standard of male asses.

A man can dream.

What a drunken, fucked up mess he turned out to be.

[quote] When men have those kind of tattoos on their asses you can expect a really good fuck.

I would think you might find a loose hole beyond it's use-by date.

[quote] The ass of my dreams would not have "FUCK ME" tattooed on it.

Just think of it more like an instructional manual or a user guide, and less like a cheap whore tattoo.

Sorry op @ R17. I stand corrected.

R36 WHET to Ace Era - he just kinda disappeared. But he did have a good ass.

Just to recalibrate you bitches a little bit…

You’ve mentioned the plump ass…

You’ve discussed the tragic tattooed welcome and commandment…

You’ve shared viewpoints on just what a tactile experience fucking this ass would be…

But you’ve completely overlooked the moles! Moles on his scalp @ OP! Moles on his torso @ R17! He might even have moles on his roids for all we know, but you bad DL queens are all distracted!

R38, r3 mentioned the moles.

R37 agreed. It’s a shame he went mia he’s hot as fuck.

R37, I remember an interview with him when he first went into porn. He said he was in the Landscaping business...perhaps he's gone back to it?

R37 R41 He's on Facebook, but doesn't post much. He did let people know that he moved (from West Virginia) to Oklahoma. Says a side hustle he does has to do with some kind of work for Certified Auto Shield. Must be in the Tulsa area, because he frequents a cookie shop he likes in Broken Arrow. People may not recognize him, because he went on a body transformation mission to debulk and just be toned.

The other thread about asses ( started before this one) is much more interesting.

[quote]People may not recognize him, because he went on a body transformation mission to debulk and just be toned.

Meth

Thanks R42, didn't recognise him at all.

I prefer asses without directions. I really don't like being told what to do by a cheesy tattoo.

R43 The problem with that thread is it started with a deformed looking butt which is hard to look at.

Locker room arse.

It's possible not all of his clothes fit properly any longer.

[quote][R36] WHET to Ace Era - he just kinda disappeared. But he did have a good ass.

He quit the business in 2020, apparently on account of severe emotional problems.

He was an excellent performer, particularly in "The Slutty Professor" (a hilariously stupid porn title).

[quote] But you’ve completely overlooked the moles! Moles on his scalp @ OP!

***AHEM***

Not huge, but quite sexy.

R50 Five years before "Ace" got into porn, he pled guilty to grand theft in Ohio, and in the report, there were details about his ongoing psych issues. At that point (2011), he was 25-years old and had already been struggling with bipolar and borderline personality disorder for seven years. Apparently, there'd been four suicide attempts and more than a dozen hospitalizations. His case became noteworthy, because it was the first time the county allowed mental illness to lead to probation - or "intervention" instead of "conviction" - much like some offenders who are brought up on drug and alcohol charges. To do that he pled guilty, agreeing to participate in court-supervised mental health assistance for a year and paying restitution.

Click.

Might need help with that sand.

Wants to sleep in.

More of Jake

...!

Fresh

I have to say I find the pic at 57 incredibly hot.

That guy has a great ass and really WANTS to be fucked. That's so hawt to me.

Speedo butt

OP's guy seems very polite and welcoming and he also comes with easy to understand instructions. Can't get better than that!

Looking good from the front and back

R59 Oh my - that’s a big bubble

R64 that is "Coach Esteban". And although he seems more straight than gay, there are some wonderful videos of a very lucky guy eating his big bubble butt.

The tattoos he has nowadays are trashy, but who cares with an ass like that?

For fellow big booty connoisseurs, here is a link to his instagram

And his twitter

At R63, he shows good taste in gin. He also shows very bad taste for tequila.

Garrett.

...!

The "Welcome Fuck Me" tattoo reads more like a warning than anything else... there could be danger ahead if you fuck this hole....

Mine but lifted.

The sign says, Spread love not germs. Wash your ...."

ASS not arse.

R74 This thread is the British version.

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May this be your last straw

The guy at OP is not hot—the ass is womanly, the tattoos are beyond tacky, the moles on his head are revolting, and everything about his outfit/demeanor/the fact that he took this photo in a post office(?) screams "basicv narcissist gym queen cumdump with no personality". You couldn't pay me to fuck this fool.

R77, do you pity the fool?

What year did you last fuck, R77?

R79 Probably not this in this century, would be my guess.

R57 Oh that is a nice coin slot

Vintage arse, Nick Chase.

Yeah, let's revisit that ass at age 55 , those tatts will stand the test of time...

As long as I have a face, he has a seat

^ whatever floats your boat, but that's a lil grotesque to me

And it doesn't even look real.

Video: Daniel, solo.

Funny exchange between videographer and Daniel:

Videographer: I thought mostly gay guys would be appreciating your ass.

Daniel: I have to ... I have to avoid that.

Videographer: You would have to ... (laughing).

Daniel: It's a JOB.

aka Steve Schulte, r82.

OP- You used the word delicious to describe some asses.

I had sex with a guy at a bathhouse Saturday night and he called my penis DELICIOUS.

Can you feel the rhythm...

He's stuck somewhere.

No drugs were involved here....

Now, go to your corner and ....

Who’s that at R91, or where is it from?

The original photo comes from a guy named Juan Hernandez that he put up on his twitter feed, promoting his Only Fans page.

Twitter: juan641713411

Only Fans: jahp1998

Here's another photo of Juan ca. 2021.

^^^ Meant to tag that for R94.

You have excellent taste, R96

Some say his proctologist will have a giggle at his expense when his wrinkled 80 year old FUCK ME ass is on display.

R98 Seeing that pair of tattoos prior to the start of the initial exam, though, will prepare the proctologist for what he's about to encounter, so there won't be any need for those awkward questions about what and how much he's been sticking up there for the last 60 years to make it look like that.

^^^^ the proctologist will muffle a scream, excuse himself for for a moment, and return in a hazmat suit

Looks so good