Reese Witherspoon is proud of her baby Deacon

That's my boy! Gonna tell him to bring the tux!

He looks nice, all cleaned up. Good chin.

He’s getting better with age. Might actually be hot in his 30s with a good set of pecs and some chest hair.

Reese is going to be 48 in March, and she looks amazing.

Her skin still looks so youthful.

Although, the way the pink trim around her bust area is pulled off to one side, is VERY distracting.

That is a horrible dress design.

Pity she can't hold a husband.

[quote] Pity she can't hold a husband.

Oh, Goop. You sad cunt.

I don't need a husband.

I'm a billionaire.

If I need sex, I can just rent a hot young stud with a ten inch dick.

R6 Mooommmm! At least warn me when you have these guys over!

The hair was a hot mess. A mirror and a hairbrush would have done wonders. Next time don’t drink and bend and snap, Honey. Every Cosmo Girl knows THAT.

I would kill for that hair... perfection.

Wow, that's unfortunate. Two beautiful parents does not necessarily make a beautiful child...oops..

That interviewer kept touching the young man. Where are the Groomer Police?

He’s over 18, so he can be Legally Blown.

Unfortunate? He looks fine.

I see what you did there, r12.

At least she looks good enough for Legally Blonde 3

R12 Damn right he can!

It's been said that when two beautiful people reproduce, the children are unattractive. However that does not apply in this case,.. because Reese is ugly.

Reese is pretty and her bright eyes and blonde hair help, but no she's not conventionally beautiful, nor is she ugly

Nepo baby and his "don't you know who I am" mother.

R4 It looks askew, better if the knot was at her cleavage.

She has such a shrill voice.

The announcer clearly wanted to suck Deacon off.

Either that R22, or feed the Twink some BBC.

R23 Well, he's got to learn if he's going to be in the biz.

Kevin Frazier has a wife and kids, and will be turning 60 this year!!

New photo of Deacon:

[quote]Wow, that's unfortunate. Two beautiful parents does not necessarily make a beautiful child...oops..

To quote what my grandmother would say - Reese looks like a real Twister. Twister being North Carolinian for Cracker.

[quote]That interviewer kept touching the young man. Where are the Groomer Police?

So you're saying the man dressed like the Head Deacon wanted to give Deacon head?

Yeah, it's a shame that Deacon isn't as hot as Ryan was at that age.

R29 I'd never get anything done if he was!

[quote]her baby Deacon

She should have a daughter and name her Abbess, that could be fun.

Dad is so hung!

R32 Son, you can measure it again if you really want, but I promise it hasn't change since last time!

R33 I’ll keep measuring it, just to be sure… thank you very much… teehee

Sheesh, I should just stop wearing pants at all when I visit that boy!

Ryan showing off his big dick:

I know R36. His tanks up there as the best celebrity cock I have ever seen. Huge fan. Balls too. Just perfect on such an attractive guy.

Daddy turns 50 this year.

Hopefully he’s inherited his dad’s big dick since he already inherited his mother’s hideous chin.

R36 & R37 that is a beauty! 😍 🤤

R39 With interest - that's my boy!

R36 Deac, you said you would delete that video!