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i am a faggot

I wanna buy a necklace that says faggot so that when men are pounding me in missionary they can look down and be reminded of exactly what I am 🫦

by Anonymousreply 59April 5, 2024 12:24 PM

Are junior high schools on winter break already?

by Anonymousreply 1December 7, 2023 4:19 PM

I don’t think you need a necklace to convey that. They already know!

by Anonymousreply 2December 7, 2023 4:20 PM

The type of men who fuck you most likely can't read, OP.

Save your money.

by Anonymousreply 3December 7, 2023 4:24 PM

Perhaps you aren't aware about the law of gravity. the necklace isn't likely to stay up on your chest as you're being pounded.

Best to get a neck tattoo to achieve the desired result.

by Anonymousreply 4December 7, 2023 4:28 PM

When I hooked up with married guys, I'd take a sharpie and write it on the small of their back. In the heat of the moment, they'd consent to it.

by Anonymousreply 5December 7, 2023 4:32 PM

Defagto?

by Anonymousreply 6December 7, 2023 4:38 PM

A CRY FOR HELP

by Anonymousreply 7December 7, 2023 5:32 PM

Tattoo it on your chest OP. And also tattoo it on your lower back (the tramp stamp spot). You'll bring in all the boys that way. Horndogs like to see that kind of shit when they're rawdoggin'.

by Anonymousreply 8December 7, 2023 5:37 PM

Unnecessary OP, trust me.... The guys will know what you are just by looking at your eyes.

by Anonymousreply 9December 7, 2023 5:48 PM

OP I bet you don’t need to remind them your a faggot bottom.

by Anonymousreply 10December 7, 2023 6:02 PM

We know, Senator Graham, sir.

by Anonymousreply 11December 7, 2023 6:15 PM

Don't you have some work to do in the Senate, Senator Tim Scott?

by Anonymousreply 12December 7, 2023 6:20 PM

Tammy is that you?

by Anonymousreply 13December 7, 2023 6:53 PM

The bottom surgery won’t give you a real penis, OP.

by Anonymousreply 14December 7, 2023 6:59 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 15December 7, 2023 10:21 PM

[quote]i am a faggot

But your sweet pink bussy feels like a velvet glove...

by Anonymousreply 16February 24, 2024 7:40 PM

Your mother and I got you one when you were an infant, but you outgrew it.

by Anonymousreply 17February 24, 2024 7:50 PM

[quote]i am a faggot

But do you have fag-gasms?

by Anonymousreply 18February 24, 2024 7:56 PM

OP, somehow I doubt you need an ID tag reminding the guys who are fucking you that you are a faggot.

by Anonymousreply 19February 24, 2024 8:02 PM

[quote]OP, somehow I doubt you need an ID tag reminding the guys who are fucking you that you are a faggot.

I think your wrecked bussy tells them everything they need to know

by Anonymousreply 20February 24, 2024 8:04 PM

OP is a graduate of Monique's Charm School on the VH1!

by Anonymousreply 21February 24, 2024 8:40 PM

[quote]I wanna buy a necklace that says faggot so that when men are pounding me in missionary they can look down and be reminded of exactly what I am

Oh honey, you're not pretty enough for men to fuck you in missionary...

by Anonymousreply 22February 24, 2024 8:50 PM

OP wears Youth Doo by Estee Lauder.

by Anonymousreply 23February 24, 2024 9:42 PM

You said it, La Senatrice

by Anonymousreply 24February 24, 2024 9:46 PM

I didn't know Matt Damon posted here

by Anonymousreply 25February 24, 2024 10:12 PM

So am I!

High5

by Anonymousreply 26March 7, 2024 2:24 PM

I thought you were waiting til November, Mitch.

by Anonymousreply 27March 7, 2024 2:44 PM

OP is twink Miguel Garza who has a 51 year old boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 28March 7, 2024 3:40 PM

I don’t know about the stores in your area, OP, obviously, and of course you may discover options online, but in the good old days I’d go to the Army-Navy Surplus store down by Pike Place Market in Seattle and have a set of dog tags made for something like $5.

Beats paying whatever a custom-made necklace goes for these days and your design is the kind of thing that is likely to raise the price.

Unless, of course, this is all harmless bullshit. Which is exactly what it sounds like.

by Anonymousreply 29March 7, 2024 3:58 PM

So is Greg, OP.

by Anonymousreply 30March 7, 2024 4:00 PM

Do you menstruate or is that a tear?

by Anonymousreply 31March 7, 2024 4:50 PM

[quote] So is Greg, OP.

I'm curious, R30, what happened in your life to cause you to be so broken?

You post things that make you sound like an adolescent bully.

It makes no difference to me, but you might want to look into why you are so angry and hostile.

Peace.

by Anonymousreply 32March 7, 2024 5:11 PM

So OP, are you a faggot of herbs or a faggot of twigs for the fireplace?

by Anonymousreply 33March 7, 2024 5:19 PM

Whatever blows your dress up, OP.

by Anonymousreply 34March 7, 2024 5:21 PM

How am I broken grog?

Just because I made a joke? 🤣

Thought you liked the attention

by Anonymousreply 35March 7, 2024 5:22 PM

Because you'll be looking down, shouldn't the necklace read "TOGGAF"?

by Anonymousreply 36March 7, 2024 5:26 PM

[quote] How am I broken grog? Just because I made a joke? 🤣 Thought you liked the attention

I can live without the attention of children or mean girls.

by Anonymousreply 37March 7, 2024 7:02 PM

Who are you kidding R37?

Your threads BEG for attention

by Anonymousreply 38March 7, 2024 7:14 PM

[quote] Who are you kidding [R37]? Your threads BEG for attention

I can live without the attention of children or mean girls.

by Anonymousreply 39March 7, 2024 7:31 PM

No you can't

by Anonymousreply 40March 7, 2024 7:32 PM

[quote] No you can't

Okay.

by Anonymousreply 41March 7, 2024 7:46 PM

OP The necklace will go great with your "Fuck Me" arrow tattoo on your lower back.

by Anonymousreply 42March 8, 2024 3:38 AM

R38, are you a child or a mean girl?

by Anonymousreply 43March 13, 2024 5:56 PM

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by Anonymousreply 44March 13, 2024 6:00 PM

FAGGOT NECKLACE FOR ONLY $154.99

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by Anonymousreply 45March 13, 2024 6:02 PM

OP's Lady Potato is a Mashed Potato.

But all old and rancid. And moldy!

by Anonymousreply 46March 13, 2024 6:02 PM

FAGGOT NECKLACE FOR ONLY $49.99

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by Anonymousreply 47March 13, 2024 6:03 PM

FAGGOT NECKLACE FOR $19.99

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by Anonymousreply 48March 13, 2024 6:04 PM

"Faggot" Necklace For $45.00

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by Anonymousreply 49March 13, 2024 6:06 PM

Or..........

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by Anonymousreply 50March 13, 2024 6:27 PM

I am Faggot R43.... Just like you 🤪😄😄😘

by Anonymousreply 51March 15, 2024 6:00 PM

Oh honey, no one is going to buy a necklace for a faggot...

maybe you can write it with a marker

by Anonymousreply 52March 26, 2024 3:13 PM

I prefer the term "la faggotrice"

by Anonymousreply 53March 26, 2024 3:19 PM

This is so demeaning, OP. Delete this.

by Anonymousreply 54March 26, 2024 3:24 PM

And who do you expect to pay for this?

I'm still paying for the "Fuck Me" tatoos on your ass pussy!

by Anonymousreply 55March 26, 2024 3:24 PM

[quote]This is so demeaning,

Making your fag pussy wet, huh?

by Anonymousreply 56March 26, 2024 3:25 PM

[quote]i am a faggot

Yes, you are, and you're one of the best ever!

by Anonymousreply 57March 27, 2024 12:24 PM

"i am a faggot"

Did your mother make you one?

If she did and I get her the yarn, can she make one for me, too?

by Anonymousreply 58March 27, 2024 5:23 PM

I hope this little faggot got her necklace.

by Anonymousreply 59April 5, 2024 12:24 PM
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