Celebrity Deadpool, 2024 edition

Liza

I have a bad feeling that either Patti Labelle or Gladys Knight will go

Bruce willis, Jamie spears, nick Nolte, Gene Hackman, Eva Marie Saint, Joanne Woodward, Shannen dohetry and madonna.

Dionne Warwick

Please please please. For all that is holy and sacred let it be DJT. He doesn’t need to suffer this life any longer.

Yoko

Will George Santos get strangled with his Hermes scarf a la Isadora Duncan?

With the news of Norman Lear's death it made me think of Janis Paige. She's 101 so I'm not exactly going out on a limb here.

Jimmy Carter.

It will be sad to see him go, but hopefully he can be with Rosalynn again, if such things are possible in the afterlife.

Madonna, please!

One of the BTS guys.

Frankie Valli

Johnny Mathis

Berry Gordy

Stevie Wonder

Smokey Robinson

Me if I don't get my shit together

Dick Van Dyke

Janis Paige

David Archuleta

Carol Burnett

Willie Nelson

Pope Francis

Chuck Grassley

Corpse

Gena Rowlands, Goldie Hawn, Dick Van Dyke, Jimmy Carter, Mel Brooks

Cindy Birdsong from the Supremes

Jimmy Carter, if he makes it to the end of the year.

Helen Lawson, the old bitch.

Sharon Osbourne

Ozzy Osbourne

Shannon Doherty

Leslie Charleson (Monica, General Hospital)

Linda Ronstadt ,Ursula Andress, Joni Mitchell,,Sophia Loren, Lee Majors, Clint Eastwood, Alan Greenspan, Yoko Ono, Frankie Avalon, Bob Dylan, Willie Nelson, Esther Rantzen, Linda Nolan, Petula Clark, Cissy Houston, Roman Polanski, Luke Halpin, Valentino (fashion designer), Ringo Starr, Linda Evans, Bridget Bardot, Jaclyn Smith, Glynis Johns, Michael J Fox, Patti Labelle, Julie Goodyear, Shirley Bassey.

Richard Chamberlain

Gerard Depardieu

Paula Prentiss/Richard Benjamin

Bob Newhart

Chris Evert has cancer

May Britt

Mitch McConnell

Harlan Crow

Charles Koch

Paul Singer

R30, we can only hope

Warren Beatty

Tippi Hedren

Elizabeth Ashley

Terry Moore

Shirley MacLaine

Loni Anderson

Linda Gray

Neil Carter

Faye Dunaway

Bernie Sanders

Liam Neesen!

Lee Grant

Doc Severinsen

Tatum O’Neal

Some CTE football player

Ric Flair

John Dean

Johnny Manziel

Michelle Lee

Jack Nicholson

Dawn Gregg

Tina Louise

Ringo Starr

Eugenia Cooney

Bam Margera

Andy Dick

Engelbert Humperdinck

Lou gossett

Taylor Swift's carreer. Yeah, wishful thinking, but who knows...

R2 I saw Patti LaBelle in concert last month. She was pretty spry. I think she has years of life ahead of her.

There are some good choices in this thread. I'll add ones that I don't think have been mentioned:

IN THEIR 80s, WITH RECENT BOUTS OF CANCER

Tom Brokaw

Jane Fonda

Eric Braeden

IN THEIR 80s, BATTLING DEMENTIA OR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE

Ted Turner

Steve Lawrence

A Brady Bunch kid

A bunch of big-name MAGA, from COVID caught at one of Dump's rallies or the "America First" crazies gathering.

Bruce Willis

Jimmy Carter 😢

June Lockhart

The usual political guys (Trump, Giuliani, Biden, Carter). My wild card is Val Kilmer.

James Brolin

Barbara Mikulski

Linda Day George

Roseanne Barr

Andy Dick

Shannen Doherty. If she had breast cancer that spread to her bones and her brain she doesn't have much time. Bruce Willis. His family said this might be the last Christmas they spend with him. Jack Nicholson. He's 86 years old and out of shape.

Cissy Houston

Estelle Parsons

This is usually the week when there are a few more notables who won't make it to 2024. Did anyone remember Kamar de los Reyes, who played Antonio Vega on One Life To LIve?

Other soap stars to die this year included Peter White, Ellen Holly, Nick Benedict, Tyler Christopher, Nancy Frangione, Andrea Evans, Sharon Farrell, Jacklyn Zeman, and Elizabeth Hubbard.

too early, Kamar, You should have waited until Monday morning.

Op and several replies

Tom Skerrit

julie Newmar... Mamie Van Doren

Madge

Surely Johnny Depp can't survive another whole year.

Wishful thinking: Trump, but cockroaches aren't easy to kill.

Sally Field

Julie Andrews

Shirley Jones

Bradley Cooper if "Maestro" is snubbed come Oscar time

Shirley looked radiant in photo from yesterday so you can take her off the list.

Elton John

Peter Marshall

Gene Shalit

Steve Bannon

Looks very unhealthy.

^One can hope.

R66, Steve Bannon, like his hero Trump, seems to keep going despite being obese and full of anger every day.

Céline😢

Jim Dale

Eileen Fulton and Helen Wagner.

Gale Gordon.

Bob Newhart

Dick Smothers

Hal Linden, Robert Wagner, Barbara Rush, and Miss Angie Dickinson.

Unlike his brother’s, Dick Smothers’s death is not going to land him the front page of the NYT.

Earl Holliman

Joey Heatherton

Lola Falana

Wasn't Lola Falana supposed to be ill?

R80, She’s been ill for years.

Johnny Depp or Selena Gomez.

Madonna please. I'll be dancing when that piece of cheap trash dies.

Shawn Mendes. Seriously. He's looking rough. And remember: the closet kills.

Dirk Benedict

Britney?

Nana Mouskouri

James Earl Jones

Bob Newhart

David Attenborough

Buffy Sainte-Marie

The stress this year from the revelations that she’s been lying about her heritage for decades will kill her.

Armie Hammer, by sexual misadventure.

Kevin Spacey - murdered by a guy he tries to put the moves on

Prunella Scales

Denise Alexander (Lesley Webber, General Hospital)

Danny Bonaduce

Shirley Jones

Kanye West

Ethel Skakel Kennedy

(1928 - )

I thought Danny Bonaduce was over his health crisis.

r95, he recently "retired" which makes me think he is not well.

Pete Davidson.

Mike Huckabee

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

R98 and r99, don't get my hopes up!

Who will be the first big celebrity of 2024 to pass on?

Vanessa Redgrave

Debra Paget

Melania’s mother.

Linda Rondstadt

Paul Pressler (hopefully)

Cheech Marin

Judy Collins

Noam Chomsky

Trump

Barbra Streisand (seriously, she does not look well in her recent interviews, can't walk well, and never leaves her home; I say she's hiding an illness). Patti LuPone. Val Kilmer. Kathie Lee Gifford (doesn't look well). Barbara Eden Bill Cosby Billy Dee Williams Marla Gibbs

Ann-Margret

Joan Collins Linda Evans Carly Simon Diana Ross Joan Van Ark Donna Mills

Andy Cohen dead from mixing poppers and Viagra one time too many.

Susan Lucci

She looked fragile at the Daytime Emmys and she has obvious mobility issues.

They staged her appearance so that she would not have to walk onstage and after her speech she nearly fell over as she left the podium.

Charlie Sheen. He looks terrible. He abused drugs and alcohol and he's positive. How much more can his body take?

Alec Baldwin. He'll probably have a heart attack from his weight, age, lawsuits, his insufferable wife, and the crotch fruit she popped out. Can't imagine having to deal with screaming kids at his age.

Paula Abdul has been acting erratic, maybe she’s relapsed and might be the first celeb to O.D. this year.

R115, Susan Lucci has looked frail & thin for many years now, so who knows.

Susan has also had serious heart problems.

Mitzi

R118, She also recently lost her husband of many years and has been dealing with an estrangement from her only daughter for quite a while, both stress inducing.

It's shocking that Vera Miles is still alive today. It doesn't seem possible that someone who appeared in Psycho could still be living.

Glynis Johns has died

R123 . . .

I’m guessing Mrs. Banks

Now that Glynis is gone, Dick Van Dyke is next - and just Julie Andrews will be left from Mary Poppins.

Michael Caine

Is Glynis Johns the first big death of 2024?

r126 Julie might go first as there are rumours about her health...

R24, with the list you presented, you sound more like the destroying angel.

David Soul

Jimmy Carter is still among the living.

David Soul is a real gone cat!

Carly Simon Whoopi Bern Nadette Stanis Berlinda Tolbert

Bobby Sherman

Tony Orlando

An Osmond brother

A Lennon sister

r130 it ain't a wishlist!

Bob Newhart

Julie Walters - One of my favourites actresses. She left a job back in March with severe back pain after battling bowel cancer in ‘18. She hasn’t been seen on camera since so I expect we’ll lose her this year.

Wendy Williams - She’s currently in the same Swiss rehab where her son was treated in his teens. This is her last chance. If she comes home and falls off the wagon she’s done.

Dick Van Dyke

A Jackson Five brother

An Ink Spot.

Another “Friends” cast member.

Julie Christie

Sophia Loren

R142, And another one of Warren Beatty’s exes, Leslie Caron.

Pat Suzuki

[quote] Pat Suzuki

Prolapsed bleeding cunt of a slut.

Bernie Koppell

Barbara Feldon

Joel Grey

Rita Moreno

R139, please let it be rapist Jermaine

Joyce Randolph. It's amazing that a cast member of The Honeymooners is still living.

Dustin Hoffman

Chita Rivera

Marlo Thomas and her cute 'St Jude's tee shirt'.

Phil Donohue and his cute 'St. Jude's tee shirt.'

Joyce DeWitt

Lisa Rinna

Taraji P Hanson

Michelle Phillips

Isabelle Adjani

Diane Keaton

Christina Crawford

Jessica Lange

R155, Just because you’re photographed sitting in a wheelchair doesn’t mean your days are numbered, ya know.

R156, That’s Liza May, of course.

Marlo Thomas will die in a freak plastic surgery accident

Jon Hamm

Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan, Tommy Chong, Amanda Bynes

But, R158, like Joan, dying doing what she loved.

Hopefully Elon Musk will OD

Tommy Tune

Holland Taylor

Mel Brooks

Dick Van Dyke

Donald Sutherland

Brooke Shields

I can’t imagine Brooke Shields dying any time soon.

Celine Dion

Tom Berenger

[quote] Brooke Shields

Andre Agassi and Dean Cain for the deadly pussy trifecta.

I'm certain William Shatner is going this year.

^ He is a nonagenarian, but he seems pretty hale and hearty.

Annette O'Toole

R170 = George Takei

Petula Clark.

Pope Francis

King Haakon of Norway

Bob Newhart

Why would Brooke Shields die? She's not even 60 and is in good health.

Eva Marie Saint turns 100 on July 4th, if she makes it.

R176, Shit happens.

Glynis Johns

Christian Oliver

Cindy Morgan

David Soul

Am I late with my list?

That’s a list of lates, R179.

Who will be the first major celebrity death of 2024?

R181 My prediction would be Jack Nicholson.

R182, When was he last seen in public?

Richard Simmons

R176 We know nothing about her health. Sinead O'Connor was also under 60 and 'in good health' - she died of natural causes.

Every year I say Shane McGowan, so this year I'm going to go with Rod Stewart.

Joe Namath

R162 beat me to it.

Mary Lou Retton

Peggy Fleming

Val Kilmer It's inevitable. I will be sad.

Gene Hackman

Jack Nicholson

Pauline Collins

Joan Collins

Pat Collins

Tom Collins

Judy Collins

Dustin Hoffman

Loni Anderson.

Louie Anderson.

Chris Christie

Maggie Smith, sadly. It will be a huge loss when she goes to heaven.

R200, Will St. Peter recognize her?

R200, are there any verifiable reports that Maggie is in poor health?

Dick Button

Bill Belichick

Marla Gibbs.

Christina Applegate

Ben Kingsley

DJT

That was it for 75 years of memories?! And no JFK assassination?

^ Oopsie.

Tony Mordente

Princess Kate

King Charles

Richard Dreyfuss

There's a real possibility we could lose six Hitchcock blondes this year:

Eva Marie Saint

Kim Novak

Tippi Hedren

Julie Andrews

Vera Miles

Barbara Leigh-Hunt

R215, perhaps, although mathematically the odds are against all of them going in the same year.

R215, and a Hitchcock redhead (Shirley Maclaine) and mousy brown (Brigitte Auber).

Diane Baker is 85.

Eva Marie, Shirley Maclaine, and Kim Novak are good possibilities. But not the rest of them. Tippi is in her early 90's and she looks pretty healthy to me.

Vera Miles is 94, and has been rumored to be suffering from Alzheimer's for several years. It's a miracle that she's still holding on.

Those Hitchcock girls are a strong bunch. Vera, Tippi, Kim and Eva are still alive and kicking, which is mind-boggling. Hitch must have put them through rigorous physical tests before casting.

Tippi looks good for her age

Harvey Weinstein, Trump, Ghislaine Maxwell, Bill Clinton

Roger Stone

Jerry Sandusky

Nancy Kissinger

R200. Assassin!!!

I hate to type this, but Jeff Bridges.

R227, Before Beau?

Hunter Biden

Mitch

Phyllida Law

Deeda Blair

Gena Rowlands

Ben Vereen

Tommy Tune

Ann "Veda" Blyth

R229- More likely Joseph Biden

George W. Bush

Donald Sutherland

Jimmy Carter finally

R239, Is he dating yet?

Meese

Meese

That should be _ Meese

Dabney Coleman

[quote] Tony Mordente

Ah...you almost had it!

Not a celebrity in her own right, but can’t believe Brian Wilson’s wife went before him.

Another death for today - Former Missouri Senator Jean Carnahan

Tony award winning Chita Rivera has died at 91 after a short illness.

I can't believe that I'm the first person to mention Janis Paige, who's 101 years old.

Roger Corman

R151 for the win.

Rita Moreno breathed a sigh of relief as the Grim Reaper passed by her house yet again.

R151, predicting the death of a nonagenarian is hardly much of a feat.

My prediction is that Rita Moreno will die on New Year's Eve 2024.

Richard Chamberlain

^ The most famous authenticated DLer!

Clint Eastwood

Rona Barrett

Connie Stevens

Connie Francis

Connie Selleca.

^ Sellecca

Connie Chung.

Let's add Connie Francis and go for the Connie trifecta

Connie Newton Needham

Mason Reese

Connie Casserole

Connie Marble

R260 did, R264.

Connie Britton

Chuck Grassley

Roseanne Barr

Now we’re just wish casting.

When I saw this today I thought he'd been dead for years.

Michael Learned

Learned Hand.

Hal Linden

Grover Dale

TRUMP!!! TRUMP!!!! TRUMP!!!

Manifest it!!!!

He's gonna have an MI soon - but he's not gonna die, unfortunately.

R281 he could live to 106 and die in his sleep and his cult will say the Deep State had him killed. Because they're fucking nuts.

Tom Jones

Claire Bloom

Claire Bloom is still alive?

Gene Hackman

For a young, unexpected one- Presley Gerber.

R284, She turns 93 next week and she’s outlived all three of her famous ex-husbands.

Garrett Morris

Joan Kennedy

Richard Beymer

R287, interesting trivia note: Claire Bloom, Maggie Smith & Sian Phillips were all in "Clash of the Titans" (1981) and all 3 are still going. A tough group of broads!

British Actor Michael Jayston has died

[quote]Garrett Morris

Which would make him just the second SNL castmember to die of natural causes (if it is indeed natural). The first was the forgotten season one player George Coe, who died in 2015 at age 86.

Is death from cancer not a death from natural causes?

Tyne Daly

King Charles?

Ozzy Osbourne

Brian Wilson?

Perennial favorite, Joanne Woodward.

Lee Majors

Letitia James

Anyone in Russia who has criticized Vladimir Putin

Warren Beatty didn't go to the Oscars with Annette

Christie Brinkley

What happened to Christie?

She had a skin cancer removed r305 but it was caught early.

Death comes in threes. Joe Lieberman, Lou Gossett Jr and....

Your Aunt Fanny, R307.

Diddy's accusers.

Not a single one of you called Louis Gossett Jr. You guys are so bad at this.

Teri Garr just might have to "put the candle back" for the last time.

Christina Applegate.

R311 Stay close to ze candles. Ze stairvay to Heaven can be treacherous.

[quote]Death comes in threes. Joe Lieberman, Lou Gossett Jr and....

Are Eric Carmen and Steve Lawrence's deaths too long ago?

This thread is useless without an index.

Oh, wait. It is an index.

Please let the next one be Donald J. Trump, Sr. PLEASE????????????????????????????????/

Ron Ely

The two oldest and one alcoholic SCOTUS in quick succession.

R75, Barbara Rush is now dead to me

Kurt Loder

Britney Spears. You know it's on her to-do list soon. It's been inevitable for years but I think this year she could wrap it up.

Francis Ford Coppola

Clint Eastwood (Before he does another movie, please?)

Gene Hackman

Al Pacino (and this one makes me sad)

Liza Minelli

Jimmy Carter

Morgan Freeman

Robert Redford

Jane Fonda

Rita Moreno

Oh Eastwood for sure. He's probably been dead for months and nobody's found him yet.

Gena Rowlands

Clint is still working, but barely.

[quote]Al Pacino (and this one makes me sad)

Yeah, Pacino looked very shaky when presenting at the Oscars last month.

When I think of so many people I admire who are in their 80's and 90's now it is upsetting.

You know, Babs is gonna go one day. She's 82? And Jane Fonda. And Gloria Steinem, and Joan Baez. ...and OMG, William Shatner. Can we imagine a world without these cultural icons??? And after rediscovering Rita Moreno how can I say good bye to her? Or Harrison Ford? From the moment I was born there has never been a time when these people weren't part of the cultural landscape of our lives.

I don’t know if this has been mentioned yet, but I heard Carol Burnett being interviewed this week. She was having trouble getting some of her words out now. Not that she’s going to die any time soon, but aging catches up to us all eventually.

Margaret O'Brien

Carol Burnett is still working! She has a role in that Palm Royale Apple show. Some kind of rich bitch society doyenne who sexually harasses the men on her staff.

Dick Van Dyke

Mel Brooks

Eva Marie Saint

James Earl Jones

Donald Sutherland

Arnold Schwarzenegger. I saw him on a recent talk show and he doesn't look good.

Clarence "Frogman" Henry of "Ain't Got No Home" fame is now dead to me

Bruce Springsteen

Anna Maria Alberghetti

Ralph Lauren

O.J. Simpson.....

I did not see OJ dying this soon, I thought he'd have more time to murder a few more people. Sad!

Geoffrey Horne

Was he still on the hunt for the real killer or had he retired from that life goal?