Britney Spears Makes Fish-Like Faces, Flaunts Breasts in New Bizarre IG Video

Her stans will yell "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" even though she's the moron repeatedly posting this ammunition.

She’s having a Methtastic time.

Fried fish… 🐠

I can’t believe people read this moron’s “memoir”.

She's horned up for some morning glory, but Sam is long gone so all she has is IG.

Someone stole my cooter scratcher y’all!!

[QUOTE] She's horned up for some morning glory, but Sam is long gone so all she has is IG.

Like she’s not getting dick right now? She can grab any stud she wants off IG to come pound her cooter.

You’ll be hearing about her death by drug overdose before the end of the year

Who’s the stud in R7?!

Last picture I saw she's gaining weight fast, so she's squeezing in the parts that still look kinda normal into the frame.

Bitch be crazy 😵‍💫

She’s posting naked pics again.

She has too much time on her hands.

You take the diazepam AFTER the Adderall Brit.

Looks like she's a bad twirl away from a couple of those teeth falling plum out.

“I am the queen of benzos!”

I wonder if they're going to find her dead on the can like her spirit animal, Elvis?

I thought she had some ex-con bf.

Proving once more that there’s no “off” switch on crazy.

Gah! How old are those Tweety yellow extensions, 16-17 years old? School bus yellow hair. Truly she has no advisement.

This my girls

She deleted the nutty video I posted at R19.

What was she doing in it, r19?

No wonder Brit didn't do the book tour, she was too busy doing this!

Demurely modelling her new bra, complete with crotch shots.

[quote] 40 can suck my dick !!! I turned 6 this year 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ I feel six most of the time anyways !!!

Hey, BJ - we all know you're older than 42, not 40. Great try though.

Sorry, ^^ should have read: "we all know you're older than 40, you're 42."

She’s mentally ill AND desperate for attention.

A toxic cocktail if there ever was one!

So she’s now 6 years old?

Mariah said she (Mariah) was stuck in 7th grade (age 12). Britney says she is 6. Most women say 29 or something like that. It's interesting that Britney goes that far back - age 6.

ASMR QUEEN JUNIOR WHORE

Can anyone decipher this?

^^ par for the course for a Britney post. Her IQ must be in the single digits.

I like the "imperfect rhyme" of wants with flaunts. It's a poem, at R32. Imperfect rhyme is a somewhat sophisticated technique of poets and lyricists.

I think some of you are less creative than Britney. Dumb as she is. She also displays surprising breadth and good taste in her music soundtracks to her stripper pole videos. Tacky and sad as they are.

I'm not the only one to have noticed.

Britney current state is a pity because she does have some creative taste.

R34 is James Joyce writing Finnegan’s Wake.

Her footwear choices always scream half wit country girl. Why would you wear a sensible middle aged church lady pump with a bikini?

That's the "charm".

she UGLY

She really does have the worst fashion sense.

And this, children, is what untreated mental illness looks like...

I hope her deranged fans are proud of having contributed to worsen her psychological issues.

Britney looks like she just got sloshed for the 1st time

Are 36 she brings to mind a DL meme about the creepy little girl next door who *kisses doll*. Weird eyes...

And it is freaky the way that she smiles at herself in the camera.

At r36.

Fucking autocorrect

Christmas skank

Psychotic, party of one…

I really do wonder what drug(s) she's on. It would seem to not be meth, cocaine, or heroin, because it's not like she's getting bad skin or losing weight. Is it just a weird combo of prescription meds?

I also wonder about any normal humans in her life - an actual friend, someone to talk to?

Lastly, I wonder about my own state of mind - why in the HELL do I keep watching these when someone posts?

R44 and R45, thank you for posting these. Britney's deranged, drug-addled gyrations and horrible dress choices are a million times more entertaining than her legitimate attempts at pop stardom, probably because she isn't trying to sing with that nasal whine her fans call a voice.

She is a talentless, unpleasant, arrogant slag, but God, it's HILARIOUS to see how utterly lacking in self-awareness and pathetically delusional she is. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

R46, maybe a combo of speed and anti-depressants, as a lot of ADs cause weight gain, balancing out the weight loss from speed?

Aside from these videos, I wonder what she does all day. Shop for bad clothes?

So many of the posts linked have already been taken down.

What was she doing in them?

Why is she taking them down?

r49 It's the same shit over and over - her dancing around twirling maniacally in front of her phone looking like a disoriented racoon.

She’s like an attractive successful version of poo shoes

"Now We Are Sex"...

Timmy could fit in between her tooth gaps now. Someone send her a gift card for an emergency dental appointment for Christmas 🎁

She’s reposted the Christmas skank video I linked at R44. She’d pulled it down the first time. She’s so deep.

Chunky neck, man-shoulders, not much of a waist and that damn unflattering camera angle.

She behaves as though she looks like she did at 20, but in a world full of filters, photoshop, and professionally done hair and make-up, she looks dreadful.

Oh man, she's noticeably gained weight since Sam left her. I guess he was motivating her to workout. She has a noticable paunch in her latest video. Big difference from the "throwback" pics she posted from earlier this year.

Hope she isn't knocked up

Britney got lucky when she became a star, but she doesn’t seem happy. Her true calling should have been pole dancing in a New Orleans strip club.

Serious question: what causes a gap between the teeth to suddenly appear in/close to middle age?

The same thing happened to Shannen Doherty when she was about Britney's age now, and in the same place oddly enough (upper two front).

Here she is in a dumb hat

Doesn't she have any trustworthy family or friends that can pull her off the ledge? She's going off the rails. If she doesn't get her shit together she'll end up like Amanda Bynes.

R61 she’s burned all of them numerous times. Why would they come back for seconds?

[quote]Britney got lucky when she became a star, but she doesn’t seem happy. Her true calling should have been pole dancing in a New Orleans strip club.

R58, New Orleans? That dirty barefoot trailer trash?

Pfffffffttt. More like Amite.

R61 The sad thing is Amanda Bynes’ family seems more stable.

r61 she hates all her family and friends, whenever she talks about them she serves cunt.

Freaky Friday

Call her crazy

And she is back to posting almost nude photos on the beach

This behavior isn't drug-fueled, this is untreated (or undertreated) bipolar. It would also explain the weight gain. Bipolars gain a lot of weight when they're in full-blown mania because they have zero impulse control. I have a sister in her 30's with severe and chronically unmedicated Bipolar and this bizarre, almost grotesque hypersexuality is totally par for the course.

One year on Thanksgiving, my sister sauntered slowly down the stairs stark naked into the dining room with that exact creepy, possessed stare that Brit has in her videos and proceeded to sit on my brother in law's lap and giggle. Later that night she took off her clothes again and peed in the middle of the living room. Later still, she took it upon herself to "liberate" the neighbor's dog.

What the fuck is wrong with this nasty slut?

Guess who got herself a wind machine?

She looks like someone out of an A24 film.

She really has no style. She’s always wearing granny shoes

Yeah, this is normal.

Is somebody choking in the background?

It sounds like a young child, R75, but it’s Britney’s camera time. The kid can heimlich his or herself.

When she & the hubs called it quits it was certain she would fall out of shape since he was a trainer.

She is in the wrong era. Jumping out of cakes at Shriners conventions was her destiny.

She lost her damn mind. We know it. Her fans know it. Her kids know it. The media knows it. We are all just watching like the slowest train wreck in the history of train wrecks. It's sad. I guess no one can help her.

R78 Perfect

I’m surprised she wasn’t sitting there naked making faces