Instagay couple goes shopping for egg donors

Gays doing a splashy and TMI year-long social media campaign about renting a womb to have a bespoke motherless child is sort of repellant to me.

Maybe it's the just the particular gays I know doing it. Blech.

It’s a womb unboxing.

I can’t wait to follow them on their fertility journey!!!!

Special thanks to our abortion provider for helping us every step of the way in dealing with our disappointing fetus.

The small one is an OBGYN, so he can do the abortion himself!

Frederick Eklund’s catalog spawn are darling!

R5. Interesting. Like a lesbian urologist.

Why not just knock up a chick?

R8. Ewwww

The redhead is hot.

BTW look at the body language of the small one

He is verrrry ambivalent about this. Even the way he talks about it has hints of contempt.

The small one is the breadwinner (doctor) and the big one is the trophy husband. The trophy is driving this.

The business of breeding people to be sold to people like this isn't new.

Despite being the breadwinner, the small one is relegated to the beta male in the relationship because the big one is taller, better looking and muscular (and white; the small one looks Hispanic). So the power dynamic is probably chafing him.

The big one presumably made the cover for the video which is mostly of his own tits while the small one is almost entirely covered by the graphic. An afterthought.

How does a medical doctor have the time to waste on social media?

Or maybe Filipino. He reminds me of Andrew Cunanan.

I hope for the baby’s sake it miscarries.

I assume they are getting free or reduced cost fertility services since they mention the company by name?

Mike is not exactly a pauper. Worked for Scarborough and now Meta. Alec is still a resident.

That poor child having to be raised in a contrived, superficial environment.

Can you imagine the neuroses that child will have???

He was like an associate producer for the Joe Scarborough show and now he works in PR for Meta.

The small one is, and always will be, the breadwinner.

I hope the child takes after the mother.

They are annoying. Maybe the egg donor they will picked will turn out to be a psycho out of a Lifetime movie.

I guess we know which one will be breastfeeding

Red’s tits are front-and-center in his Instagram account.

These two are the worst. The narcissism is off the charts. Poor kid.

Red overcompensates for his trophy status by flaunting his tits everywhere, but I’d also suggest that there is a Freudian undercurrent to posting a picture of your tits as the cover for a video about choosing an egg donor. Like he wants to simultaneously be mother and father. By assuming both mother/father roles, he is also making the little one redundant, which is literally what he did with the cover - he pasted over him with a graphic.

When the little one says that he thinks their children will either be very pretty or ugly - 😬- he’s not talking about actual children. He’s talking about the marriage.

They are cute, they are (presumably) middle class, why do this? The planet is dying; your child will grow up in a world of rapidly diminishing resources. I don’t get it.

[quote] why do this?

PUBLICITY!

Red is definitely in charge in that relationship, and he is a narcissist who hangs with other always-tit-baring gay friends. The doctor just finished his residency so he isn’t making major coin yet and has student loans as big as Red’s tits and ego.

R30 Hi Joe! How is Mika?

I really want to comment, but what I really want to say will probably get me cancelled, so I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut.

Hey Mike r31.. Mika’s well. What porn did you use to get your load for the baby baster?

Nothing's private anymore these days.

R32 It’s an anonymous board. Fire away!

Sooooo they are Too Cheap to buy eggs.

[quote] Despite being the breadwinner, the small one is relegated to the beta male in the relationship because the big one is taller, better looking and muscular (and white; the small one looks Hispanic). So the power dynamic is probably chafing him.

You’re worse than they are, that’s no mean feat.

I don't like having knee jerk reactions but when I see a shirtless guy with a back pack on I automatically think they're an asshole.

R38 Why is that?

Red does have really nice tits. And is probably sport’n a big thick uncut piece of ginger meat too.

Joke’s on them. Raising a kid sucks all the fun and freedom out of the parents’ lives. Estrogen enables women to do it but a man is not wired to nurture children over the long haul. I hope they can afford a night nurse.

All I heard in that video was “like, like like, um, like, like like like.”

And I don’t understand how someone who has to take the Hippocratic Oath thinks it’s acceptable to rent a womb.

Fuck these fags

Benign, but no substance. Y'all could be more kind.

If a tree fell in the woods while we were inseminating a rent-a-womb, but nobody posted it on Insta, did it happen?

The tits don’t make up for the mediocre face, or the rampant narcissism.

I hope the pregnancy and nursing don’t destroy his tits. I think that’s one aspect of parenthood he’s not prepared to deal with.

Does this defeat the purpose of being gay? Two professional incomes, no kids. Good life.

And what exactly is the purpose of being gay, r48? Please enlighten us.

R49 not having the burden of being married and raising kids. Having the financial freedom to travel and have fun.

This will end in tears.

R50, that's YOUR purpose of being gay.

Insubstantial fagelas. Feh.

Where are they in their journey to find a wet nurse?

It’s nice that, although they are a gay couple, they can still provide their young child with the experience of wondering why one parent has tits and the other doesn’t.

They are both ugly. Did the redhead have a nose job?

Daddy has bigger milkers than the surrogate

Why don’t they just adopt? It wouldn’t stop the kid from seeking out the egg donor, just like it doesn’t stop adopted kids from seeking out their parents. Whoever’s sperm it is, there’s no guarantee it will look like them either.

The small one is probably behaving that way because it’s probably going to be the Ginger’s sperm and not his kid lol. He’d probably have to adopt it anyways if he’s not the father.

There’s normalizing homosexuality and then there’s normalizing heteronormative. This is it.

[quote] Why don’t they just adopt?

Because NARCISSISM.

You make a very good point about it probably being the red one who gets to procreate.

The odd thing about it is they have a pretty enviable gay lifestyle of city life and frequent travel… that goes bye-bye with a kid. But the red one needs validation.

They probably get a benefit at work that covers the surrogate.

You just know they’re going to name it Lily or Quinn.

Adopting is playing from someone else’s discard pile

red looks awfully familiar. pron?

He’s done some legit modeling

With that face?

Do they really want to risk having a ginger?

If you need validation as a parent then just create a fake child. Pretend you had a kid, use photos of a friend’s child, then you can get the benefits of parenting (days off, excuses for being late/leaving early) without the financial strain.

R65 legit Instagram and gay body photographer modeling. Nothing fashion based.

The hot one's sperm needs to be drained and checked for fertility, daily.

R60 And their sex life.

R71 i assume you mean “with each other”

He can breastfeed the baby. It's rare, but it can happen. You can do it, buddy!

Can't possibly adopt a kid.

They might get A BLACK ONE!

Excuse me, I think you mean CHESTFEEDING, you oppressor.

Can’t they just stand outside the Abortion Hut and rope a gal into it?

Surrogacy costs more than $100,000.

What a waste of money.

You can tell the beta is thinking about all his student loans and wishing he could have a couple of decent years out of med school hell, but he's being rushed into this.

Nice pec implants!

Actually, $100,000 seems cheap for what they are getting. Especially when you think about what it costs to raise a child through college age. If I were the surrogate, I would be asking for a lot more.

More than $100,000. It can cost up to $250,000.

Christ, we're terrible to our own. I hope these guys don't stumble on this.

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[quote][R5]. Interesting. Like a lesbian urologist.

[quote]Red does have really nice tits. And is probably sport’n a big thick uncut piece of ginger meat too.

He's a white American. Most likely cut.

[quote] I hope these guys don't stumble on this.

I will send $5 to anyone who sends them this.

There are significant legal costs in addition to paying the nine month lease for the surrogate’s womb.

WELLL HELLOOOOO!

Thanks, I’d rather enjoy my $327k salary and fly first class around the world than change shitty diapers. I hope they have fun with that.

But who will change your shitty diapers when you're too old to do anything? R88

R89. You think this kid is going to have anything to do with these two in 50 years? Or that the couple will be in the same household?

If they want their inheritance they will be

R91. Might end up with a pillow over their heads.

I just dont get the need for kids...i read an article on the top reasons people have children and it had zero to do with the child..it was all selfish things like 'to leave a legacy'...'to have somrone whod love u unconditionally'...'to fit in with society'..'to make ur parents grandparents'... Is it really too hard to adopt(which is what i get told whenever i ask why not adopt?)

I think adoption can be complicated and you have little control over the pre-natal experience. Not saying I see the need to do what this couple is doing.

[quote] I just dont get the need for kids...i read an article on the top reasons people have children and it had zero to do with the child..it was all selfish things like 'to leave a legacy'...'to have somrone whod love u unconditionally'...'to fit in with society'..'to make ur parents grandparents'...

I love the people who think kids are going to love them unconditionally. I know a woman who has 3 kids and 4 grandkids. Two of her kids and 2 of her grandkids live in her house. You think this would fill her life, but she got a dog recently after her last dog died, because he's such a great companion and gives unconditional love. Her kids don't like her and just use her for diaper duty.

The urge to reproduce is so strange. Spending all that money to condemn themselves and the child to misery. It’s at least easier to assimilate when you can reassure yourself that it all just happened by accident.

Geee R81, just because they are gay doesn't mean we're obligated to unconditionally rave about every single thing they do. Grow up.

Children are a really risky emotional investment. There is absolutely no guarantee that they will return the love of their parents.

Gay guys celebrating their lives the way that straights have for centuries. LET'S MOCK THEM!

LOL keeping up with the Joneses

The slightly grotesque part for me is that the fact that they throw out terms like “egg retrieval” so casually… somewhere between Brave New World and Jurassic Park… rather than just use layman’s terms they seem to take pleasure in the sort of medical plunder of a woman’s body

With the recent news coverage about womb transplants and whether it would be possible for it to work for trans women, aka men, it's clear that none of these men would ever consider being the gestational carrier themselves.

Yet another thread where we learned more about the nasty people posting than the subject of the post.

If Rosemary’s Baby was made today, the Devil wouldn’t even have to rape anybody, he could just make a deal with a narcissistic homosexual couple to substitute his devilsperm in the IVF.

I’d really love to see some studies that describe how these couples feel about having children once they are actually here. It’s not that gay men cannot successfully raise children, but I think the advantages of womanhood in this endeavor are clear, from a temperamental perspective and a hormonal perspective.

I bet the vast majority of these guys wind up regretting it.

[quote] I bet the vast majority of these guys wind up regretting it.

Well, then they would be just like the vast majority of straight parents!

I think a certain type of gay man can enjoy raising a child - a Chasten Buttigeig type

The idea of these Fire Island types doing it horrifies me. Have you seen what happens when narcissists have children?

And this is why I don't socialize with gay men IRL. I make enough shit up about myself and have no need for a bunch of judgeypants Marys to make up more.

Many gay men transition into being family oriented, kids or no kids. That's their jam. Get over it.

OK, Guncle Johnny Raye.

OMG they did an embryo unboxing

These gay attention whores are a dime a dozen on YT. And IG. And Tiktok. And so on and so forth. They can't wait to have their social media babies.

Envious bitches, all of you, because you all were too old and/or underachieved to even have the option to not do this.

Lol

Envious of what? My spermicide work just fine dummy.

R109: I think humanity just reached its lowest point

At least they used sex and not gender to describe the embryos.

All this trouble and then nine months later you're stuck with a needy, screaming stranger.

Don't forget to follow along with their BFF's (DL faves Taylor and Jeff) baby journey!! Adorbs!!!

They remind me of the Woody Allen joke from “Love and Death” - “I never want yo marry. I only want to get divorced.”

They are obsessed with the concept of buying children, but probably don’t care about the raising them part. That’s why the children are depersonalized as “embryos.” It’s a purchase.

They jerked off into a cup, and then paid some trailer trash rent-a-womb to carry the spawn.

What a fuckin' struggle!

These two and their friends Jeff and Taylor post a lot about their time in Fire Island shares, Taylor Swift concerts, and high heel wearing during viewing parties of Drag Race. So they think they’re going to be able to continue that lifestyle with Petri dish babies in tow? Do they have the inside track on Andy Cohen’s childcare? This does seem motivated by keeping up with the Gays

These two and their friends Jeff and Taylor post a lot about their time in Fire Island shares, Taylor Swift concerts, and high heel wearing during viewing parties of Drag Race. So they think they’re going to be able to continue that lifestyle with Petri dish babies in tow? Do they have the inside track on Andy Cohen’s childcare? This does seem motivated by keeping up with the Gays

Jeff? Taylor? They sound like a coupla HOMOS!

What happens to the rejects?

Jeff & Taylor are the worst.

Delete it fat

Abort! Abort!

Quite big eggs.

They were annoying enough; with the embryo sex unveiling they hit the major asshole big league.

I already feel sorry for the child. When these two realize that with a a child their fabulosity days are over and that there's little time for the gym, it's the child that will suffer.

One would think that any professional psychological assessment would have eliminated them as candidates.

If they did psychological assessments for IVF babies, Andy Cohen wouldn’t have any

The baby will be a hot accessory for their next circuit event!

Ugh. Those two give homosexual wannabe parents a bad name. They're whining that they only get to make videos on vacation because they're so busy otherwise. Guess what, gurlinas, once you have a child, you won't be making any videos because kids demand 24/7 attention. (If an Instagay doesn't document his life on social media, does he really exist?)

The whole thing reminds me of the Andrew Rannell sitcom from several years ago -- "The New Normal." The bottom (Andrew) wants to have a child because he saw a kid wearing a cute sailor suit at the mall. (At least, that was always my impression; they never explained it any differently to my satisfaction.) I don't think I even watched the entire first season, because it was just awful. The surrogate's mother was so evilly right-wing she was hard to watch (also, Ellen Barkin's plastic surgery face was just hideous).

It's hilarious that in the first 30 seconds of the OP's original video, Red adjusts the camera as they're bike riding so his manly pecs are in the frame so he can bounce them for us.

The thing that irks me is that a lot of it is not about actually creating a child to raise, a lot of it is explicitly about plundering body parts, particularly women’s reproductive body parts. It’s almost entirely devoid of empathy for the woman whose bodies/body parts they will be using, or the children they will be creating.

An awful stereotype of gay men was that they actually desired to incorporate women’s bodies into their own out of frustration of being the wrong sex (think Buffalo Bill) but this basically is that. The acquisition of body parts for the creation of bodies.

[Quote] It's hilarious that in the first 30 seconds of the OP's original video, Red adjusts the camera as they're bike riding so his manly pecs are in the frame so he can bounce them for us. R129

The video then cuts to them arriving at Boy Beach… Kiss those days goodbye. Queens won’t want a screaming baby ruining their ho stroll along the water’s edge and action in the dunes.

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His breasts have gotten so big it looks like he’s on estrogen

Which of their Mighty Homo Power Ranger friends will they use as baby sitters? They look so prepared to be parents.

Will they be breastfeeding?

I hope they get the mother’s brains.

This is NOT normal

Hate this faggot

He’s getting ready to nurse.

I like the redhead's light-pink nipples. I'd give them a workout, then work out another body part.

His vagine?

So all ginger boys have nips as pale as his? You can barely differentiate them from his pasty skin.

They’re called “ghost nipples.”

They’re an abomination

Has anyone suggested nipple tattooing? They just dye them a darker shade so people aren’t traumatized.

If you’re going to celebrate at the alter of Shawn Mendes, you have to uphold standards. Spooky nipples fail.

They came across my feed again. There is now a post celebrating their DINK life (Double Income No Kids).

Gay couples who try to start the IVF process usually are very serious about this and view delays with disappointment.

They are terrifying.

R41, I don’t have kids, but there’s not much fun to suck out of my life. I think I’ll enjoy my life more once I have a son.

Also, R41, once men start raising children they produce less testosterone. I don’t remember if they produce more estrogen, but this has the evolutionary effect of making men better fathers and less likely to step out on their wives.

Are these two dumb hoes still Iiving in that shitty apartment complex on the railroad tracks in Kearney, NJ? I seriously doubt either of them can afford a child. Also, the red headed one is on Grindr ALLLL the time.

Paying to have a baby should be made illegal.

Most of the younger Millennial gays and almost all of the Gen Z gays I know are extremely heteronormative compared to gays born in the 60s and 70s.

Being a big city gay used to feel like a huge fraternity at its best moments and I never felt an intense pressure to land a husband. My younger "queer" friends seem to suffer from great pressure to get gay married and become parents.