Should I Be Ashamed For Being Hot For The Consumer Cellular Guy?

You’re not alone. I want to eat his ass and play with his nips. He’s a special kind of sexy for a downmarket commercial. There’s something kinky about him.

[quote]He's so straight laced looking

STRAIT-laced.

R1, you were raised right.

The heart wants what it wants. I've had the hots for this guy forever.

I don't know who that is R4, but you have good taste. You were clearly raised right as well.

I still have shame from secretly lusting after the beefy dad in the Roundup commercials.

Him, and the slightly beefy Otezla guy in the pool.

Advertising spokes model is conventionally attractive! SHOCKING!! TO THE DATALOUNGE, POSTHASTE. We MUST alert the others!

R7, you were not raised right.

Orange is the new Hot.

Better in motion.

I want to watch him shower.

Stocky hunk.

I like stocky men.

A type that’s never been in fashion, yet they proliferate in the population. A male type of body.

Nice!

His confidence is incredibly sexy.

And R12 I like handsome, stocky men too. Like this guy.

I don't think so OP, I've been wondering if Mr. Consumer Cellular is going to be the next State Farm guy. That good looking young guy who did one commercial as a call center rep and then he got another commercial, wearing less clothing, showing off some fine guns in a short-sleeved shirt. Then it was off to the races, he was featured over and over, hanging with other sports stars, looking f-i-n-e. Pic below - yes, he's the guy on the right...

I think Mr. CC will be seen again, and his "Dad bod" will be more revealed and viewers will dig him even more.

OP, is this the same actor in the pistachio commercial?

r15 good catch. What muscles.

Wow he’s built under those clothes!

Mormon and innocent.

Unfortunately the guy in the Pistachio commercial is not the same guy in the CC commercial. The nut guy is Ted Jonas. The guy on the left is John Fulton.

But hello, pistachio beef ball!

I kinda liked the original State Farm guy.

I don't think the CC guy has a dad bod at all. Just look at that flat stomach and that small pert buttissimo. If he's hairy chested, well the very thought gives me the vapors.

Someone fetch R22 her smelling salts!

You should be ashamed of your writing skills, OP.

I'm sticking close to my divan just in case R23.

Another one who gets my old juices flowing is Matt Hobby, the guy who plays Pastor Jeff on 'Young Sheldon'. He's got that long thin face and those big ol' teeth. You know what that means. I'm betting he's a big hangin' man.

R24, I'm 70 years old and retired since I was 54. I don't give a fat rat's ass if what I write or say is proper or not.

R26 I think you're right.

That's 'cause your mama raised you right R28.

R27 You obviously do since it angered you so much.

No Toots, you just want to think it angers me. You don't anger me, because I pity you.

R31 Gotttt it! ( wink wink )

R19 - it looks like Ted Joans to me.

[quote] "Mormon and innocent."

An oxymoron. One way or the other. An oxymoron.

Ted Jonas, not Ted Joans.

Ted Jonas?

my guy in motion

He wants to show us his nuts at R15.

Is he the missing Jonas Brother?

The guy in the Consumer Cellular commercial is Danee Fisher he is a training manager for Consumer Cellular and lives in Arizona.

He's also on facebook

I would love to see him naked. You have good taste OP.

I recently shared on here that, as a developing gay adolescent, I desperately wanted to fuck Uncle Frank after seeing his shower scene in "Home Alone 2". And you know what? I still would.

I'd gladly pound his ass.

Yeah, the CC guy is hot - nice, beefy build and his eyes have that 'In charge' look. There is another commercial (Christmas themed) where he's all dressed up in a Santa suit w/makeup. I don't recall the product but I think it's him. Sure would like to sit on that Santa's lap and tell him all I want for Christmas is YOU!

He’s a nice guy jock who didn’t devolve into dad bod.

His name is Ted jonas if that helps

I like the Capital One guy more. Tall thin masculine, confident but not cocky with tight pants.

[quote] I'll bet he could do a number on you

Number one or…

I hate that long-ass commercial

his body looks pretty swell. His face/presentation is very milquetoast white boring

It's Milk Toast not Milquestoast.

Milk Toast = Bland, boring, plain, uninteresting, white.

Milquestoast = 1920's comic strip. A personality trait of a timid man, not a physical appearance description.

R40 Danne Fisher appears to be a woman. Unless there are two Danne Fishers who live in Arizona and work for Consumer Cellular.

R47 the CapitalOne guy is a hardcore Jebus freak.

Nothing hotter than a man in a bright orange cotton sweater!

I'm sure the casting was focus-grouped to death. The male viewers looking for signs of fagginess; the women being tested for moistness.

OP, I’d gladly pound his ass.

Annoying

Op has no life

[quote]the CapitalOne guy is a hardcore Jebus freak.

DAMN! Well there goes tonight hand job. Are you sure? Because that's my fantasy guy and I got blue balls right now.

Hey, wait, there is another guy named Jeremy Brandt, he's a business man and religious freak in Texas. I think Capital One guy is still in the clear. I cant find anything linked to Capital One guy that says fundy. He is straight, married with kids however. He was a pilot at one point until he went into "modeling".

Just saw this hot DILF's commercial this morning. Perfect in every way.

OP, he's an everyday guy. He's hot and I'd gladly pound his ass.

I want Ted Jonas to pound me up in my ass with the homosex after we lotion each other up by the swimming pool.

[quote] It's Milk Toast not Milquestoast.

Oh, honey....no.

My new favorite.

But this guy is a fairly known actor (Chris Diamantopoulos)

Chris D looking good, as always.

Brandt is straight with kids but I didn't see any obvious signs of God botherer on his Instagram.

His name is John Smith. How fucking generic but he is hot. You can tell he has a muscular bod and you can see his hips switch when he walks

Speaking of beefy daddies.....

Orange Sweater/CC guy is also in this mouthwash commercial.

[quote]He's so straight laced looking

[quote]STRAIT-laced.

On a gay site, r2 needs to think that through just a bit more.

r69 I don't think that is the same guy? Orange Sweater guy looks more buff

I know some of you bitches were wetter than the Mississippi over this guy

He's no Mike Lindell.

Thank goodness for that

My lust is reserved for smiling Mr. Tambourine Man in this commercial. In fact, several hunks show up cavorting in various forms of undress.

R72, we had a whole thread on this hot fatty. Were you the OP of it?

I would hit that just to see what's lurking behind those khakis. BDF

R76 No but I remember that thread, and many DLers were all a-tingle about him.

My mama said there’d be days like this 😩