You Are Not a Boy and You Don't Have a Pussy

Momma’s mussy is LEAKING like an AIR CONDITIONER in AUGUST!!!

Kiss my boy pussy, OP!

Someone needs a good dicking.

My boy hole is so horny

Ok you can call it a cloaca.

Stick your pee-pee in my filth trench, Daddy!

Anith

boi ? how do you pronounce that ?

R8 like “boy”

It's pronounced like the French, "toi" and "bois".

R8 It's pronounced like "whore".

if Shania Twain can say, " Let's go Girls," I can be a boy.

Eat my man pussy garbage hole, OP.

Let people have fun.

terfs disagree

OP is mad because no man has ever found his anus good enough to be called a pussy

I don’t pretend to have a boi pussy. I’m too old for that. I have a man pussy.

r12 If Troy Donahue can be a movie star, then I can be a movie star. 🤗

I think mine is an elderpussy.

I prefer the much classier "Mangina".

Elderpussy R20 sounds like a night time tea.

It's not a boy pussy, it's a mancunt.

It's an asshole and could you kindly pick yours up off the floor.

All I know is it feels good gripping around my cock, and I get off on calling it an ass pussy when I'm fucking it, and I am gay through and through

Op it’s about time you spike some truth upon here.

Spoke

R25 keeping it klassy!

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Doesn't bother me, Miss Prisspot R30.

Who really cares? Most of them will grow out of this kind of talk in a few years.

I think it's hiarious. I can't imagine why anyone would care what someone else calls their fuck holes.

[bold]#MyBussyMyChoice

#MeAndMyMancunt

[italic]Are You There, God? It’s Me, Mancunt.

OP =

OP's bussy is dustier than the Sahara!

I have a no-no.

My no no hole needs daddy's pole!

I call mine Dolores.

Sometimes, Delores, being a bitch is all a bussy has to hang on to......

R32 I know men in their fifties who speak this way.

Shtick your shhaft in my anush… my pusshy’sh a dishgushting shwamp from shitting in my wheelchair all day.

Mine's a manjeen.

My manpussy stinks!!!

I have a yes-yes because theres only joy in my wet manpussy

I'm so glad I don't have sex anymore. It's exhausting.

I call mine the trade entrance.

Mine is called the dirty dock

R25 bend me over please

I call it my snackaterium, my shaggy DA, my messy cleft palate, my Mos Def.

Or..my dirty old moose hoof, my fuzzy mimosa, and my busy furlough.

R52 Love the shaggy DA the fuzzy mimosa! Might have to borrow those. I'll footnote, of course. "Listen to what this witty fellas on Datalounge said...."

I know pussy. I've fucked pussy. That, sir, is no pussy.

Hey R53, that’s a quote from the Brendad Ickson parody by Deven Green. R52 didn’t come up with it.

OP relax

My man pussy makes grown men cry.

Pussy is as pussy does.

R55 is correct - those terms are in the first moments of this hilarious parody.

Crevasse du mystère.

Well I know one boy who has

It’s called an asshole!

[quote] I call mine Dolores.

You don’t know my name, do you?

Mos Def?

Why is it so common amongst old cunts to be offended or act indignant over the fact that colloquial speech is constantly changing and being updated? Does it make you feel insecure like the world is leaving you behind?

It just sounds infantile, and it diminishes those of us whose brains matured past age 12.

Oh, Mary R66, lighten up.

I have a munt!

I have a front hole and it stinks!

I love to fuck my boyfriend's CUNT.

R66 Lighten up, you're living a miserable way of life.

Is “bussy hound” a term?

OP’s mussy is dustier than a Brazilian soccer field.

R71 Sometimes you can’t help being wired to think a certain way.

R65 I'm not offended. Why would you think this is new slang? It's been around for decades at least.

Why is your default response so cunty when you are so incorrect?

So are you going to tell me this is not a labia?

I love the new small talk.

Sounds like your pussy is dry, OP, and that's why you're so cranky.

It's my love hole.

Le Labia Santal 33

My ginger snap T’aint Misbehavin Dick Garage Jack and my giant peach Devil’s detour

[quote]It's my love hole.

More like a giant tunnel

OP's roast beef goes way past the bread.

OP, your pussy is pusillanimous.

OP, you're still a twat.

vaGUYna

vagi-no

My pussy stinks.

Hahaha. Best thread ever! Once you hit 30 it's time to stop taking it up the arse.

[quote]Crevasse du mystère

Or as our own SBT refers to it as he moans homosexually, begging for real men to fuck it - his "filth trench"

Why is that, R88?

Beef curtains works for me.

It represents either bussy, mussy, or pussy.

It's very inclusive.

OP calls his a 'service corridor" and he thinks YOU should too.

Nobody twirls in an anus cape.

Dick Snatcher

Old dlers should remember “puss-HE.”

Fauxgina

Pootin' Poonani

My secret garden...that everyone knows about.

OP, how do you feel about the DL tendency to refer to self-administered enemas as “douching”?

I prefer "hosing out".

[quote]I prefer "hosing out".

I prefer "cleaning out my filth trench"

Jay’s Va Jay Jay.

Several years ago I remember Erna (RIP) posted something about a trans sister who had had bottom surgery, and he made reference to her “new papaya”.

OP needs to STFU, for real.

Enough with the “filth trench.”

^ Someone's obsessed with SBT's "filth trench"

OP, don't tell me what I can or cannot be, or what to call my reproductive organ. How dare you?

^ sounds like someone is defensive about their big gaping pussy

O)- GIRL I HEAR YOU!

OP who came in your bussy. Or who rather who DIDN’T.

Teacake!

Resurrexit Sicut Dixit!

R111 Is that French or German?

R107 Your anus is not a reproductive organ, sir.

Anyone who calls it their “bussy” or “mussy” immediately render themselves unfuckable and too embarrassing to know as even an acquaintance.

Good Lord, Teacake, it's Latin.

Ecclesiastical Latin.

^ get a load of her...she only refers to her pussy in "Ecclesiastical Latin"

R115 😂 I had a feeling. Right after I posted. Ooops.

R116 Her hole is filled with demons.

R115 Greeting her master.

I'm sitting on my little kitty as I type, and she's purring like she's full of warm milk.

My Sugar Walls

R114, just because your old mussy is dried up, don't be casting aspersions.

DL threads on pussy or anything pussy-adjacent always make me laugh!

[quote]DL threads on pussy or anything pussy-adjacent always make me laugh!

You sound delightful, and you must pet my wonderful pussy!

While taking a long draw on a ciggy, "Yeah, come on, Big Boy; I've got a big one."

Sooooieeee daddy! stuff my pork chop!

r90 I'll just speak for myself. I've had some great ass from over 30 guys. But for myself, once you hit 30 become a daddy or a bear, or a caveman! No more bending over. It's unseemly.

[quote] get a load of her...she only refers to her pussy in "Ecclesiastical Latin"

R116, I was not referring to any pussy.

It was a response to Teacake’s new name, TeacakeRises.

[quote] TeacakeRises

Sounds like Teacake has a yeast infection.

Asses are not pussies. I know this from limited experience.

Masculine men call their holes a BROCUNT

My slit

My coin slot.

My jizz juicer.

Mama’s hungry hole.

Satin starfish

Any gay guy who calls himself Mama needs to be taken out back and shot.

I’m not a boy not yet whooore.

[quote]Satin starfish

Or chocolate starfish...if you can't afford to have your hole bleached like I can

Who's Momma's little Pussy Boy?

Come give Momma a numby-nums and she'll put some jelly on that PB.

^ work out your oedipal issues on your own thread

we're just here to talk about sexy gay pussies

R138

But that's what Daddy calls it

I've only known one gay fool who called himself Momma. He was a morbidly obese Chicano gangster trannie in LA County Jail whom all the Mexican queens worshiped as a shot caller.

What is a "shot caller"?

A shot caller is a guy in jail or prison who is respected and calls the shots. I'm talking gay segregation dorms here.

Also, just sayin', I never heard gay guys call another gay guy "momma", except in jail.

The busiest bussy in tri-county area.

^ are you referring to Iola Boylen...

She may be a slut, but I'd much prefer Bubba

Haha. Mama was like Iola only morbidly obese and Mexican.

Lillee Jean Trueman's pussy stinks!!!

Boipussy

YOU'RE NOT YOUNG!!!

I say this to help you

My bussy brings all the boys to yard

The wheels on the bussy go round and round! 🚌

R48 is Roxane Gay

I cried laughing at some of these responses. Thanks DL.

[italic][bold]Bussy Power!

Is this thread about you know who's made up Bengal rescue kittens? It's hard to tell how much of DL he takes up these days.

Put your hot filthy dick in my fucksleeve, I nibble your manhood using ass like a little tight pussy.

Fuck my bussy Dad....make Mama Stank!

What’s new bussy cat? Woah, woah…

Gentleman callers keep returning for my lady poosie.

OP is triggered.

Buss-ee Huss-ee

It’s a “Poop Pussy”.

The bussy wants what it wants.

Bussy, take me away!