Putin Grants Steven Seagal a Top Russian Award for "Humanitarian Work"
Seagal, who is apparently continuing to morph into the world's fattest dojo master, was in Moscow to accept the award and offer yet more praise for Putin.
The Order of Friendship is given to foreigners and Russians (Seagal is a Russian citizen) who make a unique contribution to humanitarian efforts, world peace, and major business ventures. Seagal has spent the past year trolling Western media with remarks about how dangerous Ukraine is to Europe, and how Putin is doing the world a favor by turning the whole country into a moonscape.
This medal, just like adult-onset diabetes, is Seagal's reward for his willful choices.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 8, 2024 2:19 AM
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Does this mean Seagull has been recruited to fight on the front line. Every Putin apologist should be sent to flight for “comrade Putin” starting with Don Jr.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 27, 2023 5:41 PM
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R3, yes! And let's send Tucker Carlson and Tulsi Gabbard, too
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 27, 2023 5:51 PM
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Skip to 3:30 to see Seagal's best number one fighting skils
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 27, 2023 5:55 PM
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Some awards are timeless!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 27, 2023 6:14 PM
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Rifftrax has done a couple of his "movies." I love this description of A Dangerous Man:
Steven Seagal, the Seven Mary Three of 90s action stars, has spent the past 20 years carving out a nice little niche releasing movies shot in countries that no longer exist, to direct-to-video formats which also no longer exist. One of these movies is A Dangerous Man, an oafish slurry of wet roads, attempted catchphrases, squinting has-beens, and far more gratuitous gun violence than you'd expect from a martial artist who also claims to be a devout Buddhist.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 27, 2023 7:44 PM
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From Wikipedia:
[quote] Seagal was granted Russian citizenship on November 3, 2016; according to government spokesman Dmitry Peskov, "He was asking quite insistently and over a lengthy period to be granted citizenship."[56][8] While various media have cited Seagal and President Vladimir Putin as friends and Seagal stated that he "would like to consider [Putin] as a brother",[7] Putin has distanced himself from Seagal; Peskov is reported to have said: "I wouldn't necessarily say he's a huge fan, but he's definitely seen some of his movies."[57]
How desperate must Putin be to cozy up to a washed-up actor he once eschewed? It’s telling that Putin is so despised that even old buddy Gerard Depardieu won’t have anything to do with him and has decamped for the UAE.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 27, 2023 8:45 PM
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If anyone needs their shoes shined, they’re all set
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 28, 2023 12:48 AM
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Does Seagal buy fur fabric, staple it to his head and then trim it?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 8, 2024 12:03 AM
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I love the tales from his one and only SNL hosting gig.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 8, 2024 12:11 AM
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Putin is trying to out-Trump Trump.
In 2020 Trump gave Rush Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Freedom. A less deserving person for this medal does not exist. It was like giving holy water to a Satan worshiper.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 8, 2024 2:19 AM
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