Dan Stevens: I WANT ATTENTION! NOTICE ME!

Yikes

He looks like he escaped from Epcot’s Journey Into Imagination from 1982

Who is he?

No r3, the correct question is, “Who does he hope to be?”

He isn't hip enough to pull it off and he painted his nail. He is also too old to be dressing like a pansexual gen z.

He’s someone who’s had to beat off a lot of American men.

Wow he’s so handsome and low key charming in that old clip… and now he looks like a bag lady from the future.

He changed for the after party at least

I’ve seen this as wallpaper

He just did a nifty takedown of Boris Johnson; this circus ensemble undercuts his effectiveness against Johnson.

Oh, dear. I was hoping for some thirsty IG photo when I saw the thread title. This is just silly. And it's criminal of him to hide those eyes.

“Money is no object… make me look like the Cinerama Dome at the LUCY MAME premiere!”

Paycheck to paycheck?

Well at least he's got a chin now.

I'll agree with R13, he was getting too slim at one point. I obviously hate the look a lot but if I want Dan Stevens in his prime i'll just go back to watching Downton Abbey and The Guest on rewatch. Plus i'm a fan so whatever. Wear what you like.

James saville is like "bitch stole my look" . At least we know James wasn't the only pedo looking dandy in town.

Is he bisexual? Look at his IG profile. He has hearts with the bi flag color, including one small heart (the bi flag has a narrower middle stripe, although he has the colors out of order. He also has a rainbow,

Meh, it's not THAT awful. Except for the shoes.

I like him, but this psychedelic lesbian look is gag-inducing.

He’s fantastic in Welcome to Chippendales

Isn't this picture from 2021 or even 2020? Why now, OP?

No, it’s from April of this year, you stupid cunt

Oh, 7 months ago. Yes, so again: Why now?

He should have never walked away from Downton Abbey. He was convinced he was on to bigger and better things.

Whoever told him needs to be smacked.

His hair quality looks very poor.

R23 He never got the major film career he wanted but he does have a respectable indie film career. Far better than any other Downton alum.

[quote]He should have never walked away from Downton Abbey. He was convinced he was on to bigger and better things.

Maybe he truly wanted to be a STAH but he explained why he left. He came to NYC to a play and got U.S. representation. Suddenly he started getting interesting roles and he wanted that diversity of character whereas in the U.K he was always getting period dramas.

If he truly wants attention, might I suggest a full frontal scene?

He's very sexy.

I wouldn't mind him taking a seat on my face

The only thing he's got going for him is his foreskin.

Another thread by an ugly, fat, old troll about actors looking the worse for wear, unrecognizable, stoned out of his mind, and/or terminally ill.

I do think the green sunglasses against purple are an almost genius-level stylistic choice. However, the suit itself is tragic.

Oh I don't know, he was in the live action version of Beauty and the Beast which took over $1billion R25, and seems to be steadily working doing roles he enjoys. He's not that household name A List STAR but I feel like that's what he is happier with anyway.

I haven't followed his career since he left Downton Abbey and came to the colonies. Wasn't he supposed to be the next great thing in Hollywood? Did he ever make it?

These colours would look better on someone with darker skin.

Listening you lazy FAT whores, Dan is on the first episode of Chippendales series and he's THIN and HANDSOME and give a good performance. Sure, it's HULU, but what are YOU fat whores doing after YOUR glory years.

R32 and his career is doing about as well as Emma Watson’s

A shame he never got his cock out

He's sleeping with his horrendous stylist. Only explanation.

There’s something about him that screams George Michael.