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I want Jordan Klepper Deeply Inside Me

Has he gotten hotter over the last couple of years? It's not just his reporting on the confederacy of dunces in Trump's corner... he's just got a kind of swagger that just.... does it for me!

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by Anonymousreply 9March 29, 2024 4:14 AM

hmmmm. big feet.

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by Anonymousreply 1April 17, 2022 3:31 PM

He's definitely a cute piece of ass.

by Anonymousreply 2April 17, 2022 3:36 PM

He's very charismatic.

by Anonymousreply 3April 17, 2022 3:55 PM

EWWWWWWWWWW

by Anonymousreply 4April 17, 2022 6:01 PM

time for a thread bump. I am major sexually attracted to him yet often find him smarmy and overbearing, no moreso than this past week watching him audition for the job that in any other time would have been his years ago. His jokes always land, and the amount of carnal fetishes and highjinks, he incites in me an unquantifiable pheromone explosion- that usually is paydirt.

So why ain't he a bigger star?

by Anonymousreply 5March 29, 2024 4:00 AM

Jordan Klepper as "Michigan Ugly Face". People in Michigan are hideous as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 6March 29, 2024 4:03 AM

^^^ I meant to type "Jordan Klepper has a "Michigan Ugly Face". Again, people in Michigan are hideous freaks.

by Anonymousreply 7March 29, 2024 4:05 AM

His sense of humor is sexy.

by Anonymousreply 8March 29, 2024 4:06 AM

Verificatia of sizemeat?

by Anonymousreply 9March 29, 2024 4:14 AM
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