Johnny Depp and Lisa Marie Presley Are Dating

It's like a remake of "Ironweed."

If it were true I could support it. I just don't see him with an age appropriate woman that is 50.

" have a lot in common"

Both are nutty spendthrifts?

Rarely ends well.

Perfect match. They are both weird as fuck.

I would say it's a sponsor kind of thing, but they are both messed up druggies and neither of them could be anyone's sponsor. I wonder if they met on some drugs anonymous meeting and hatched up a plan to get some positive press out about them for a change?

Sid and Nancy

poor fug ms pressley

will do anything for attention

sad sad, to glom onto such a tired drunk.

u go gurl...

Please.....she way way too old for him.

she looks round 50

He’s 55, R8. He’s too old for her.

This starting to sound a little like the Tetra Pak heirs (if it leads to such a conclusion)

she too fugly even for him...

What could possibly go wrong with those two?

But seriously, I hope it's true, because like Guilfoyle & Trump Jr., these two are a perfect match.

At least he used to make popular movies had a career. What did she ever do besides marry Michael Jackson? She is seriously a loser and I'm sure her limited intelligence has been fried by the drugs.

But yeah, they can get high together. They have this in common. I'm sure they have the best drugs ...

How long before they overdose together?

Elvis would be ashamed

No - Elvis wold have been ashamed about Michael Jackson. He would have liked Johnny Depp ...

She’ll fuck anything.

you guys comment about this like it's real !

He's me pal!

r18 - good point !! Depp is a mess but he's a long way from having to "date" Lisa Presley ...

[quote] They're in love and have a lot in common,

I'm certain they do.

Part of me wants this to be true. Any more word on this supposed pairing?

r22 - I am informed they are high on meth and having sex as I write. Depp is wearing three cockrings. Presley has her favorite over-sized dildos and has them plugged in all her opening and Depp is using some as well.

To be continued ...

I hope it is not true. She said herself she would be better off with women.

I think Lisa is more fucked up than Johnny.

I actually like the songs of hers that I've heard.

I didn’t think he’d date someone age appropriate

Lisa has written some good songs. They are catchy. No, she doesn't have the vocal talent of her father (very few people do), but he never wrote any of his own music.

How long until one of them is found dead??

Hopefully, Lisa finds a wife instead.

I'm having trouble with a names contraction.

Deppley?

Depres?

Drug buddies for sure.

these drug fiend losers can be married in the sci tology toilet on the ground floor....

WASH HANDS AFTER TAKING A SHIT OR PISS PLEASE

They would have made a great double-date for Sid and Nancy.

They’re both broke...where will he take her on a date?

McDonalds?

[quote]have a lot in common

Drugs, alcohol, mental illness. A match made in hell.

Is her divorce from the hat guy finalized yet?

She has the worst taste in men ever

Lisa Marie is a dyke

I like this couple for a few reasons.

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Two drug addicted bisexuals in a relationship.

I don't buy this for a second. She's not his type at all. Depp likes his women small, delicate and waif-y. I can believe they're drug buddies but not anything more.