Vega definitely, but I have my suspicions about Sirius and Betelgeuse.

I know there are rumors about Alpha Centuri, but seriously... big pussy hound.

-- Anonymous

"Are there any stars you know for sure are gay? For me, Gaiken."

In other news, I'm 99.999% sure water is wet.

-- Captain Obvious

Well, he was MY friend. And the best $1,000 I ever spent!

-- Merv Griffin, Filming a Talk Show in Hell

You people are fucking UN-American! This man gave up golf! What in the hell do you want from him???

-- Ah wash maself with a rag on a stick"

"How many nails does it take to keep her in the coffin?! Jesus."

No, less than Jesus, but more than Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction."

-- Anonymous

There is not enough bandwith in the galaxy to contain what this thread will become.

-- Anonymous

"The Mirror Has Five Chins" - Barbra Now! Bigger and Butter Than Ever!

-- Lorna and Liza

Vegas has great weather? What ARE you, a Darfur orphan?

-- Anonymous

What, is he tired of Heidi Klum?

-- Anonymous

"for example, the Plaza Theater on Flatbush and 7th Ave was a porn theater."

Now its an American Apparel store. Some things never change.

-- Anonymous

Tragic story, but I don't understand OP's headline.

Was the girl made of oil?

-- Anonymous

No, but I did once grope Colonel Mustard.

-- Anonymous

Well, looks like her state of residence is also her job description.

-- Anonymous

So, how did you get from chitchat to sex? I'm always curious about that first move.

It's explained very very clearly in OP's post, with the words "next thing I know". Happens to me ALL the time. One minute I'm in line at Duane Reade; then suddenly there's a blackout and when the next scene begins I'm being double-fisted right behind a stack of unopened cartons of Chex Mix and Pamprin.

-- Anonymous

Frasier is one fucked up show.

Kelsey Grammar. A straight actor playing a straight man who acts gay.

David Hyde Pierce. A gay actor playing a straight man who acts gay.

Dan Butler. A gay actor playing a straight man who acts straight.

John Mahoney. A gay actor playing a straight man who acts kind of straight.

-- Anonymous

Meet me behind the mutton hut for some quicke funne

I think I've found my new pickup line!

-- Anonymous

I woke up this morning feeling bruised and battered, and immediately thought I have fibromyalgia. But then I remembered that I'm middle aged.

-- Anonymous

Who was holding the fucking camera, Michael J. Fox?

-- Anonymous

Is this some sort of Victorian euphemism for your lady business?

-- Anonymous

press junk-it

-- Anonymous

"UGH! What to do?!?"

While he's away from his desk today, you and all of your Yankee co-workers should paint up your faces, raid his office, steal his tea and flush it triumphantly down the toilet. It worked once before...

-- Sam Adams

"The entire point of the movie is the cinematography"

That's been my argument for years.

-- Leni Riefenstahl

Yeah, it's not Chekhov. But what's the fucking point of making it Chernobyl?

-- Anonymous

I will gladly vote for Obama and support him as president as long as this one simple demand is met:

-- Create the new position of "superpresident" that has authority and veto power over the president, and appoint Hillary to that position.

I think that's reasonable.

-- Hillary supporter

Will Hillary knock her front teeth out, tell the voters that Bill is really her cousin, tease her hair way up and start slugging moonshine with the coal miners????

How else can she "appeal" to the voters?

-- I CAN'T WAIT!!!!

Jesus wanted to help them -- truly, He did -- but He answered Kanye West's prayer for better reviews instead.

-- Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian

Betcha anything Lopez will refer to his enjoying "Broadway soundtracks" as a kid. Emergency services better be at the ready at Radio City Music Hall for those show queens whose eyes will be rolling out of their sockets.

-- Anonymous

Did him. Twice.

-- Barbara Walters

"If I want to read Kos or Huff Po, I'll go there."

Since this link is to neither site, you may also want to complain -- with equal relevancy -- about fluoridated water and the International Conspiracy of Jewish Bankers.

-- Anonymous

Rin Tin Tinnitus

-- Anonymous

Batman battled more gays than Fred Phelps.

-- Anonymous

He was making coffee at 2:30 so that he would be wide awake when he phoned Hillary at 3.

-- Anonymous

Datalounge should ALWAYS be your first stop when you have urgent, critical medical or vet. emergencies!

-- Anonymous

I saw a drag queen once who broke both ankles jumping out of a semi in stilettos at a truckstop in PA. It was painful watching her hobble over to the diner to call 911.

-- Anonymous

This is why we hate rural electrification.

-- Anonymous

Her name sounds like a description of the blowjobs Ike used to get.

-- Anonymous

It's really The 50 Most Aggressive Publicists.

-- Anonymous

Now all she has to do is win the Belmont and the Preakness.

-- Anonymous

It's called Hard Candy.

There's a picture of some old whore on the cover.

-- Anonymous

Only on DL could an argument over a crisis in a presidential candidate's campaign turn into dueling critiques of Streisand's late-career work.

-- Anonymous

I hope she doesn't let all this attention go to her head.

-- Anonymous

What the fuck is an "iPod?"

-- Girl in basement

I have a rule, if the post is longer than most cocks I will not read it.

-- Anonymous

a GUY WHO TALKS A LOT

-- Anonymous

Actually, history indicates that there was, indeed, a moderator for the original Lincoln - Douglas debate : Irving R. Levine.

-- Anonymous

"'He's dead to us,' a Clinton aide was quoted of saying of John Kerry..."

So let's take a look at just who will be "dead" to President Hillary Clinton, shall we?

1. All states except the handful she's won 2. That bitch Nancy Pelosi 3. All DNC members and/or donors 4. MoveOn 5. Black people 6. Vendors who won't offer donuts pro bono 7. All superdelegates except Ed Rendell 8. Young people 9. Bosnians 10. Math

Can't wait!

-- Anonymous

"No" means "NO"!

You are committing linkrape by persisting!

-- Nan InternetExplorerWomyn

Her purse is hideous.

-- Anonymous

I felt the same way about seeing "Glitter".

-- Anonymous

What companies are sponsoring her divorce?

-- xopher (authenticated) +