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God ironically kills married couple; "I work in mysterious ways" says deity
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Husband's coffin kills woman on way to cemetery SAO PAULO, Brazil – Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck. Police said 67-year old Marciana Silva Barcelos was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the accident occurred Monday in the southern state of Rio Grande do Sul.

Barcelos died instantly.

Her 76-year-old husband Josi Silveira Coimbra died Sunday of a heart attack while dancing at a party.

The driver of hearse and Barcelos' son suffered minor injuries.

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by: Anonymous 12 posts 11/11/08 @16:10

Do you only believe in God when you're accusing him or her of a crime, OP?

by: Anonymous reply 1 11/11/08 @16:16

I think I love you OP!

by: Maria Theresa Silveira de Coelho reply 2 11/11/08 @16:16

Great headline, OP. I almost thought it was from the Onion.

by: Anonymous reply 3 11/11/08 @16:32

Damn, those Brazilians are jealous, even when they're dead.

by: Anonymous reply 4 11/11/08 @16:35

Where does he say that? I don't see where he says that!

by: DL moron reply 5 11/11/08 @17:00

God punked her.

by: Anonymous reply 6 11/11/08 @18:42

You're a real fucking idiot, R1.

by: Anonymous reply 7 11/12/08 @12:26

I think the same thing of you, R7.

by: R1 reply 8 11/12/08 @12:36

Good one, OP!

Speaking of "The Onion" my fave headline is-

"God Answers Prayers of Paralyzed Boy. 'No', says God."

I'm also fond of "God Rescinds 'Blessed' Status of the Meek- 'Screw the Meek' says Pope"

by: Chuckling reply 9 11/12/08 @12:38

R9's headlines ARE funny.

by: R1/8 reply 10 11/12/08 @12:47

But the difference, R1, is that my post is actual fact, whereas yours is merely an uninformed and worthless opinion.

by: R7, atheist with an IQ of 162 reply 11 11/12/08 @12:48

That's your opinion, R11. You don't really know. Nobody does, regardless of their IQ.

by: Anonymous reply 12 11/12/08 @12:58
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