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Would you please stop breathing so loud? The faces of Vatican cardinals were left as red after realizing Alanis Morissette had understood every word they'd said about her after she met the pope. The singer met the pontiff in Rome in 2000, but some French clergymen ruined the magical experience. Morissette says the problems occurred as she left the stage after meeting the pope, and did not know whether to walk in front of cardinals or not. She explains, "I'm post-Catholic; I don't know how it works anymore, so there was this awkward moment and I walked in front of them. "They were all French and they were speaking about me behind me, saying how rude and horrible I was. "I speak French, so I bit my tongue the whole way out and they were just ripping me apart, and then right at the tail end. ... I just turned back and spoke to them in French and said, 'Thank you so much for your kindness.'" (sfgate.com) Kathy Griffin, no contest. She would keep you laughing all the time, plus she seems rather sweet and considerate in person. Most of the posters on this thread do their shopping at the Kwik-Stop in Obsolete Stereotypeville, Alabama, in 1978. This week's specials: T-bones for the men, Hungry Man dinners for the poor unfortunates with the working wives, cottage cheese for the ladies, grape kool-aid 3/.99, and KY in the metal tube for your bachelor uncle. Best prices in town! What I find funny is you think your life is so important, strangers should rush for you. Thank god you're not in casting, r84! Judy Davis would've been ALL WRONG for this. Diane was fine. "JESUS CHRIST, WOULD YOU BE CAREFUL?" "The large majority of people are religious, are you asserting that the vast majority of people are irrational?" Yes. About that, they are. There is no need for the supernatural to explain anything. It's a ridiculous anachronism. See "God Is Not Great" or "The God Delusion" or "Letter to a Christian Nation"... Phoebe Price Phoebe Snow Phoebe Cates Phoebe Buffay Phoebe Tyler Wallingford Who knew there were that many famous Phoebe's? They weren't called Chateau DeVile dinner theaters for nothin. here you go r30, you're welcome. I love to see him getting fucked. God, put a sock in it, Mary Tyrone, you junkie. FDR inherited a lousy mess of a country too - one man can make a difference if he has help. Chin up, mates. OP? She has one expression: dazed. One delivery: flat. She can't act for shit and the fact she gets nominated shows how the bar has been lowered for t.v. acting. My, my. Maybe there is such a thing as too much of a good thing! Note for R7: in the school district where I taught, it is a no-no. You could dare the principal to challenge you, but the school board would fire you and they'd win your suit against them in court. Many large companies forbid all sexually explicit (or suggestive), political, religious, or even shopping sites and have software patrolling for it. My present company is heavily involved in internet delivery of services in a very high level of security. Any personal use is considered an abuse of the band width. Who are you talking to R2? The Chinese tried this a long time ago. 34, tell your ma not to do that anymore. She's just trying to keep track of your cheetos budget. And heaven forbid they think they've been overcharge by 35 cents. It's a three-hour argument. I am the problem because I pay for adequate insurance? Because I save over half my take home income and live far beneath my means? Would I be a better person if I charged up my credit cards with useless crap, took out a mortgage I couldn't afford, a HELOC on top of it, ran through my equity, cried about predatory lenders and credit card fees, and demanded someone help save me from my own decisions? Oh Jeebus! r18 and r19 take the cake for depressive bullshit. Sorry, dolls. Inaction is not an option."This Is Our Time". Find a way to cope, princesses de gloom. The body is a ten, but the face is a two or three. Because I thought that I caught that my head was the event of the season. Transit company pulls a reverse ferret A disgruntled transit rider is fighting to have her pet ferret's bus pass reinstated. Frances Woodard, 54, suffers from agoraphobia, anxiety and panic attacks that make it extremely difficult for her to go out in public -- unless she's with her 3-year-old albino ferret, Gyno (pronounced Gino). But OC Transpo, Ottawa's public transit authority, took Gyno's pass away in April. "He grounds me. It's like he senses I'm going into a panic, and the petting and stroking calms me down. It gives me something to focus on other than the panic," she said. Last fall, Woodard said, she bought the proper pass to allow her to take a ferret on public transit as a working animal. She still has the plastic transit pass bearing a picture of her holding up her ferret next to a green box that reads "Assist - Customer entitled to a service animal." "It gave me such a change. A feeling of freedom," she said of the time she was allowed to take Gyno on the bus. However, for reasons s (More Inside) In 1973 I worked at the Chateau DeVille dinner theater chain in Massachusetts and Rhode Island in THE SOUND OF MUSIC starring Erik (Eric cigars commercials) Silju as Georg. Dean Dittman (Max) was a perv who hung around backstage in his underwear, hoping to attract some male attention. At the same time we were performing in Framingham, Mass. Betty Hutton was doing ANYTHING GOES at the Warwick, R.I. theater having a nervous breakdown onstage, leading her to a rectory nearby for many years. Any other stories? For 'ladies' — not stopping up the snatch gasses when on the rag. Jeezus you make my eyes water and stomach lurch. And then, after they write out the entire check, they have to enter the payment in their little grid book and do the quick math before they bother to take the groceries that have been sitting there and holding up the next person in line. I live in an affluent area and shop mainly at Whole Foods, so with my nose stuck so high in the air, who can see what goes on in front of me. Bump to see if wedding bells will ring. Ted Colunga(sp?) |
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RE: Christian Bale 'flew off the handle after family begged for $200,000 (£100k) "Though Jenny Bale - who formerly worked as a circus clown and now is a reflexologist" Big floppy shoes and Kinoki Foot Pads ain't cheap, you know. -- Anonymous RE: Obama to Avoid Speaking German I hear McCain has announced he is going to speak in Vienna since that is the capital of the Austria-Hungarian Empire and then hopes to meet with the Czar in Russia. He is not to be outdone by that youngster Obama. -- Anonymous RE: What do Americans with no health insurance do when they get cancer The general consensus among Americans is that people shouldn't get diseases they can't afford. -- Anonymous RE: What's the lesbian equivalent of "Mary!" "That's Not Funny". -- Anonymous RE: Christian Bale is Arrested Probably got tired of hearing them say how wonderful Heath is in the movie. -- Anonymous RE: I wish this was MY coach when I was eight "This teacher should have been more circumspect. " So he was uncut? Obviously not Jewish because they get circumspected as infants. I think they call the cerimony a brisket. -- Son of Emily Litella RE: Why the hell doesn't Batman just kill people Honey, stop worrying about this and come to bed. -- Laura Bush Yes, OP, they call it a bromance, and when they're together these straight friends often enjoy what's called brojobs, brimming, and branal. -- Anonymous "I drank bourbon and fell down. I cut my hand, skinned my knee and broke my sunglasses. Now my head hurts. I'm too old for this!" And, yet, somehow still leader of the Free World. -- Anonymous RE: Who will be the next "Batman" villain? Noodles, a mumu-wearing obese queen who zooms around Gotham on his Noodlemobile, zapping the virility out of men with his pervcam. -- Anonymous |
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