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Anything you want to ask me?

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by: Burts Ass 6 posts 01/13/08 @20:30

Dear Ass:

How in the world did you DO that? When I fart, I just pass air; you passed a football!

Consider me impressed!

by: Anonymous reply 1 01/13/08 @20:36

Yes...why are you so flat?

by: Anonymous reply 2 01/13/08 @20:37

When they injected you into his face, why for the love of Jesus did you give him Cats eyes?

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by: Anonymous reply 3 01/13/08 @20:41

Who gives the better rim job, Charles Nelson Reilly or Dom DeLuise?

by: Anonymous reply 4 01/13/08 @20:46

he was the hottest thing on two legs for a while.

just goes to show ya. . .

by: Philly snoop reply 5 01/13/08 @20:50

How many dingleberries are in your butt bush?

by: Anonymous reply 6 01/13/08 @20:53
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