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I just read some slash fiction
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And please no "LotrRPS recs" for me, the idea of old ass middle aged Viggo or those ugly hobbits are enough to turn me off of sex altogether.
Well, holy fuck, why didn't you say so in the first place? I've only been fucking telling you it was real person slash like EVERY goddamn time!

by: wtf do you think "lotrips" means? reply 181 12/16/07 @20:56

180, sweetheart, I came here with the Ponies, not the quaffers.

by: slash addict reply 182 12/16/07 @21:02

Since I've been saying LotR slash, slash addict, I have no idea why you would 'assume' I was speaking about RPS. RPS is just that, RPS. I believe that in all of my comments I said that 'Lotr slash' was the worse, why the fuck would I be talking about the actors/real people? You were the one jumping on RPS which for me is just that RPS, not 'lotr slash' and that's why I specified 'Lotr SLASH' not RPS. Heck, I even made specific mentions of pairings (Faramir, Legolas, etc) alas, you appear to have been stuck on your real people crap thus ya' completely skipped over that, lol.

by: latinagirl (authenticated) reply 183 12/16/07 @21:51

Forget LOTR and start with:

Courtney's M/K - "HOW TO THROW A CURVE BALL" Series.

by: Anonymous reply 184 12/17/07 @01:37

Again, latinagirl, wtf do you think the word "lotrips" means? (Here's a hint: RPS is the important part of it!)

And you didn't mention pairings until earlier today when you bitched about following my link, which, first of all, I provided SEVERAL urls you blind stunned cunt, and secondly I named over two dozen SPECIFIC fics to look for. Why on earth would that be difficult to understand? If someone provides urls and individual stories to look for, why the hell would you randomly click on anything and then whine that it's not any good?

You know, I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, and god knows I held back at 181, but whatever, you really are a nasty cunt, no wonder so many DLers hate you. I don't fucking blame them!

by: Anonymous reply 185 12/17/07 @03:26

"you really are a nasty cunt, no wonder so many DLers hate you."

"When Ponys Attack, 2007 Edition"!

by: Anonymous reply 186 12/17/07 @03:36

Btw, it's "the worsT", not "the worse".

by: Anonymous reply 187 12/17/07 @03:43

Fuck, can't the Ponies just GO already? Crawl back into your holes of perpetuated hopes that this or that hobbit actor is truly fucking some elf actor and LEAVE US ALONE. Isn't there a con you should be stalking?

Why doesn't the gay male community embrace you? Probably for the same reason that the lesbian/bisexual community doesn't embrace men who continually jerk-off to fantasies of us fucking. You are USING us to get off. You are objectifying a population whose hardships and lifestyle you know almost nothing about and turning us into unidimensional masturbatory fantasies.

And you wonder why we aren't just so grateful and overjoyed at your "tolerance," and "support."

Not only that, but perhaps you kind ladies should take a bit of time to search within and discover why it is you continue to degrade yourselves in marriages which are apparently so lacking. Do your husbands find it erotic that instead of screwing them you are off writing mostly piss poor porn about two men?

Oh, and LAY THE FUCK OFF of Latinagirl with your snarky swipes. I've been here since 97 and adore her.

by: bisexygrl reply 188 12/17/07 @03:58

R184, what is M/K?

by: Anonymous reply 189 12/17/07 @17:17

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by: Anonymous reply 190 12/28/07 @02:18

Mulder/Krycek, R189. X-Files fandom.

see link

by: Anonymous reply 191 12/28/07 @03:06

Neigh.

by: Anonymous reply 192 02/26/08 @02:12
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