'Major Movie Star' Trailer

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Original Post Apparently someone is still paying Jessica Simpson to star in horrible movies. Lets watch! see link by: GBM (authenticated) + 18 posts 11/10/07 @16:13

I IMDBed the gorgeous army recruiter guy, and it's Bryce Johnson of "Popular". Hot DAMN, I wish I had made the trip to LA to see him wash his dick in Take Me Out. by: Anonymous reply 1 11/10/07 @16:27 It's "Private Benjamin" meets "Sunset Boulevard!" by: Anonymous reply 2 11/10/07 @16:28 I thought trailers were supposed to be enticing. That was the best they could pull from this piece of shit? Simpson makes "Private Benjamin" look like "Sophie's Choice". by: Anonymous reply 3 11/10/07 @16:37 I can only assume that the producer is Daddy. Who else would throw money at a Jessica Simpson project? As her last CD proved, she has no fans. by: Mademoiselle Thing reply 4 11/10/07 @16:58 D-Listed doesn't allow hotlinking, but they've got the movie poster. It's Jessica wearing a camo bikini, looking like a man who has unaccountably huge, saggy boobs. by: Anonymous reply 5 11/11/07 @00:20 "I IMDBed the gorgeous army recruiter guy, and it's Bryce Johnson of "Popular" Nope, Bryce is the movie star at the beginning of the trailer. by: Anonymous reply 6 12/26/07 @02:15 "I can only assume that the producer is Daddy." Yep. Daddy also bank-rolled "Blonde Ambition" and we know how that turned out. He's now talking up a remake of Pretty Woman. At least Jessica knows how to play a whore. by: Anonymous reply 7 12/26/07 @02:22 So that's what happened to Steve Guttenberg! by: Anonymous reply 8 12/26/07 @02:22 Vivica Fox, Steve Guttenberg. Wow, they really went all out on this one. And if this is not an official remake of Private Benjamin, Warner Bros should sue Jo Simpson's ass. And if it is, they should be fucking ashamed of themselves. by: Anonymous reply 9 12/26/07 @02:27 I think I'll wait till June to look for it in the discount DVD bin at Walmart. by: Anonymous reply 10 12/26/07 @03:04 Why are you going to wait till June, r10? It'll be there by February. by: Anonymous reply 11 12/26/07 @03:40 Wait, so Bryce Johnson showed his cock in "Take Me Out" in LA? Link to photos and reports of cock size, please. by: Anonymous reply 12 12/26/07 @03:43 >it's Bryce Johnson of "Popular". Hot DAMN, I wish I had made the trip to LA to see him wash his dick in Take Me Out. Uh, you didn't miss out on anything. There was nothing to see. Princess tinymeat. by: Anonymous reply 13 12/26/07 @05:12 Ando from Heroes was in that same production of Take Me Out. So was Jeremy Something who's starring in the new Law and Order. by: Anonymous reply 14 12/26/07 @05:13 oh [insert worshipped spiritual entity of your choice here] help us. by: ann nonimous reply 15 12/26/07 @09:55 the cheapest looking trailer i've ever seen! by: Anonymous reply 16 12/26/07 @10:23 Apparently Joe Simpson is the one financing all of these bombs (first Blonde Ambition, now this one is heading straight to DVD). That makes the situation even more sad. If her next CD flops, she's toast. by: Anonymous reply 17 12/26/07 @10:28 According to several movie websites, including showbizdata (@ link), Blonde Ambition may have set a new record for lowest per-screen average and lowest attendence per-screen ever. Showing on only 8 screens in and around Jessica's HOMETOWN, the film earned only $1,200 for the weekend, which works out to $50 per day per screen, or 6 tickets sold per screen per day. There is zero demand for anything this woman does. see link by: Anonymous reply 18 12/26/07 @10:38

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