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That's like asking which school is the Harvard for the Mentally Challenged.
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09/23/07 @23:41 |
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Bob Jones University!
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09/23/07 @23:42 |
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"And it's not Vanderbuild." Ahhh, UVA. So close, yet so far.
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09/23/07 @23:44 |
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Definitely UVA.
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09/23/07 @23:46 |
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I remember once visiting the Eastern Missouri University campus and seeing it billed itself as the Harvard of the Midwest. It was so touching. It's like Des Moines, IA calling itself the Paris of the Plains.
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09/23/07 @23:47 |
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No such thing. That's like asking who is the Jon Stewart of the Republicans.
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09/23/07 @23:48 |
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Emory? Rice? The University of Virginia? UNC-Chapel Hill? William and Mary?
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09/23/07 @23:48 |
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Don't make me say it...
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Stephen Colbert
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09/23/07 @23:48 |
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Tulane
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09/23/07 @23:50 |
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If we have to pick one, I'd say Rice.
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09/23/07 @23:52 |
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Yale
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09/23/07 @23:54 |
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Emory, Duke, or Vanderbilt. UVA? Please. UVA isn't even in the top 20 schools. Being close doesn't count.
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09/23/07 @23:54 |
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Say it, Stephen, say it!
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Homer
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09/23/07 @23:54 |
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R9, I agree.
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NOLA
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09/23/07 @23:54 |
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The REAL Republicans, Stephen! ;)
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R6
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09/23/07 @23:55 |
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Regent University.
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Dr. M.G. “Pat” Robertson, president, chancellor and news anchor.
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09/23/07 @23:56 |
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R12, you know those rankings are SUBJECTIVE right?
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09/23/07 @23:57 |
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I'd say it's William and Mary. It's the only college I know of in the south anyway.
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09/23/07 @23:58 |
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Rice
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09/23/07 @23:59 |
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The real answer is Homer's first response: Duke.
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09/23/07 @23:59 |
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At least they aren't based on a bunch of dler's opinions, r17.
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09/24/07 @00:01 |
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No, the rankings are 25% subjective criteria and 75% objective criteria. It's Duke or Rice, period. Vanderbilt and Emory are runner-ups. Tulane? C'mon. William & Mary and UVA are good, but they're still state schools. Davidson is cream of the crop if you're talking about the Amherst of the South.
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09/24/07 @00:03 |
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Tulane = rednecks Rice = hicks Vandy = safety school Duke = too many yankees Emory = geek central Chapel Hill = wannabees
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09/24/07 @00:04 |
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OP=High school dropout
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09/24/07 @00:06 |
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Isn't this much like guessing which particular turd in a catbox is the prettiest?
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09/24/07 @00:11 |
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Harvard is the Harvard of the South, love. We are not a regional institution.
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09/24/07 @00:11 |
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R5 it was Northeast Missouri State (now Truman University)... US News and World Report called it the Harvard of the Midwest and so for a while they called themselves that....until a new president of the university said it was embarrassing.
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09/24/07 @00:11 |
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"It's Duke or Rice, period. Vanderbilt and Emory are runner-ups. Tulane? C'mon. William & Mary and UVA are good, but they're still state schools." Um, that second "state school" you're turning your nose up at was founded by Thomas Jefferson ... you know, author of the Declaration of Independence, Founding Father, third president, polymath, arguably the most important figure in American history, etc. It also receives surprisingly little financial support from the state, thanks to Virginia's tightwad Republican legislature; tuition and alumni donations cover most of its costs, just like - gasp! - Harvard. Oh, and it's the only university on the continent that's a UNESCO World Heritage Site. I'll give you Duke, but Rice? Bitch, please. Great science program, but not much else. Plus, it has the ignominy of being located in Houston.
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09/24/07 @00:13 |
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"No, the rankings are 25% subjective criteria and 75% objective criteria." No, all of it is subjective. They can claim it is "objective" all they want, but it's mostly based on "academic reputation" which is a totally subjective concept. "William & Mary and UVA are good, but they're still state schools." There are lots of great state schools. And plenty of shitty private schools.
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09/24/07 @00:14 |
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Duke. I can't believe we're even having this discussion. Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Duke, Stanford, MIT, CalTech and UChicago are what I think of as "the good schools" (at least as far as major universities go). Rice is good, but it's definitely not in that league. UVA and UNC both provide decent educations, but they're public schools.
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09/24/07 @00:15 |
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this person has no idea what they're talking about: Tulane = rednecks not even remotely. thinking of louisiana tech? tulane's student body is heavily jewish Rice = hicks what? total engineering geek school. not hicks. Vandy = safety school has turned into a premed factory, very christian and republican. Duke = too many yankees this from someone who went to uva? everybody at virginia state schools is from the dc suburbs or jersey or trying to act like they are. not even faintly southern. meaning pretty much exactly like duke. Emory = geek central true. nobody but premeds, and like tulane heavily jewish. Chapel Hill = wannabees they should increase the out of state percentage. the dumbasses from nc are holding down the sat average.
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09/24/07 @00:19 |
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What is the Harvard of the South? That would be an oxymoron.
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09/24/07 @00:21 |
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"Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Duke, Stanford, MIT, CalTech and UChicago are what I think of as "the good schools" (at least as far as major universities go)." Uh, hello? Forget somebody?
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09/24/07 @00:27 |
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R29, look it up. 25% subjective reputation survey or college presidents. 75% mix of different objective criteria. I'm not fan of the rankings, but facts are facts. Indeed, but we're talking about the cream of the crop of both, and the cream of the crop of private schools have far more resources (and higher selectivity) than the cream of the crop of public schools. Michigan, Berkeley, UVA, UNC -- none of them crack the top 20. Doesn't mean they're bad - chill out.
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09/24/07 @00:29 |
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r31, you're wrong about Emory. It's much more than pre-meds, unlike what people outside of the school automatically assume. About 80% of the people who start out pre-med end up changing to something else because the sciences are too hard for them. They get weeded out early. But there are a lot of business school kids, pre-law/political science kids, and liberal arts students who come in that way. Although, I'll give you that it is heavily Jewish. Many of them are from Long Island. I know this for a fact.
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09/24/07 @00:30 |
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I agree, r34.
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09/24/07 @00:33 |
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Thank you, r33
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09/24/07 @00:33 |
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Does anyone from any of these fine southern schools ever wonder why no one ever refers to Harvard, Yale or Princeton as "The Duke of the north"?
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09/24/07 @00:35 |
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Either Rice or Sewanee
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09/24/07 @00:40 |
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R38, because there is no such thing as an "Ivy League" in the south. Harvard, Princeton and Yale have been labeled with that monicker for decades. No such animal below the M-D, so nothing to make a similar comparison.
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09/24/07 @00:41 |
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You have all missed the school that has been calling itself the "Harvard of the South" for decades, namely, the University of Tulsa. Curious oversight!
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09/24/07 @01:00 |
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The other candidates you missed: The University of the South Rhodes College Rollins College Hampden-Sydney Birmingham Southern St. John's College Johns Hopkins Davidson College Presbyterian College
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09/24/07 @01:04 |
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Probably Rice.
see link
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09/24/07 @01:11 |
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Rice! Rice! Rice!
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09/24/07 @01:14 |
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Amen, r33. Hail to purple, hail to white. Hail to thee Northwestern.
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09/24/07 @01:16 |
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Rice
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09/24/07 @01:18 |
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"Um, that second "state school" you're turning your nose up at was founded by Thomas Jefferson ... you know, author of the Declaration of Independence, Founding Father, third president, polymath, arguably the most important figure in American history, etc." I take it "etc." somehow conveniently covers "slaveowner."
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09/24/07 @01:18 |
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Uh, hello? Forget somebody? by: Northwestern Uh, no.
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09/24/07 @01:20 |
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I'm glad nobody mentioned SMU even though its recent grads probably command the highest salaries. In general, when you go to university you want to be in the biggest healthiest city. That favors Rice, SMU, and Emory over the others even though Emory is a parvenu, SMU a finishing school, and Rice a sort of a crackpot kind of place.
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09/24/07 @01:25 |
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I went to Tulane where we called ourselves the Harvard of the South, although with complete sarcasm. But a friend who went to Rice said they called themselves the Harvard of the South too. We were all apart of the Southern Ivy League, whatever that means.
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09/24/07 @01:32 |
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ROFL @ R25!
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09/24/07 @01:47 |
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Tulane! Th university that gave America Jerry Springer.
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09/24/07 @01:49 |
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>No such animal below the M-D What the hell is the M-D?
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09/24/07 @02:00 |
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"I take it 'etc.' somehow conveniently covers 'slaveowner.'" Specious argument. Life was very different 200 years ago, and numerous otherwise-admirable men owned slaves. Jefferson, by all accounts, treated his slaves extremely well.
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09/24/07 @02:00 |
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>I went to Tulane where we called ourselves the Harvard of the South, although with complete sarcasm. That's pretty sad and pathetic that you're willing to make fun of yourself for how stupid you are.
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09/24/07 @02:02 |
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What is UVA?
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09/24/07 @02:02 |
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R53, does the Mason-Dixon Line ring a bell?
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09/24/07 @02:05 |
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"Does anyone from any of these fine southern schools ever wonder why no one ever refers to Harvard, Yale or Princeton as "The Duke of the north"?" Because Harvard was founded before the southern universities and is one of the leading models off the large research university. To say that a school is the Harvard off the South (or Midwest or West Coast, etc.) is not to say that whatever school is selected is as good as or prestigious as Harvard (though they could be), so stop with the "it's an oxymoron" comments. It simply means which school in a particular region is the most prestigious academically and reputation wise, what school has that "wow" factor among people who tend to give a shit about that sort of thing. I'd say Duke. Not that I think Duke is really any better than Rice, Emory, or Vandy, but it's very selective, well-known (even among those outside of the academic in crowd thanks to the exposure of the basketball team), and has an elite image. Harvard of the West - Stanford Harvard of the Midwest - University of Chicago (Wash U. and Northwestern are great schools, but aren't on par with Chicago for sheer academic reputation, and this is coming from an NU alum).
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09/24/07 @02:47 |
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As a few people have alluded to, the OP is referring to a joke on tonight's episode of "The Simpsons". I, too, wanted to know which college Stephen Colbert was referring.
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09/24/07 @03:02 |
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You've all missed it. Washington and Lee.
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09/24/07 @07:29 |
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