DL Wit & Wisdom

RE: Do you ever feel general malaise?

No, but I did once grope Colonel Mustard.

-- Anonymous

RE: A ten year old gives birth in Idaho

Well, looks like her state of residence is also her job description.

-- Anonymous

RE: I hooked up this morning with a guy who works on my floor

So, how did you get from chitchat to sex? I'm always curious about that first move.

It's explained very very clearly in OP's post, with the words "next thing I know". Happens to me ALL the time. One minute I'm in line at Duane Reade; then suddenly there's a blackout and when the next scene begins I'm being double-fisted right behind a stack of unopened cartons of Chex Mix and Pamprin.

-- Anonymous

RE: Is John Mahoney of Frasier really gay?

Frasier is one fucked up show.

Kelsey Grammar. A straight actor playing a straight man who acts gay.

David Hyde Pierce. A gay actor playing a straight man who acts gay.

Dan Butler. A gay actor playing a straight man who acts straight.

John Mahoney. A gay actor playing a straight man who acts kind of straight.

-- Anonymous

RE: Renaissance Faire People

Meet me behind the mutton hut for some quicke funne

I think I've found my new pickup line!

-- Anonymous

RE: When is Fibromyaglia Awareness Month?

I woke up this morning feeling bruised and battered, and immediately thought I have fibromyalgia. But then I remembered that I'm middle aged.

-- Anonymous

RE: Obama in jeans has press in a tizzy!

Who was holding the fucking camera, Michael J. Fox?

-- Anonymous

RE: My Lilacs Are Blooming

Is this some sort of Victorian euphemism for your lady business?

-- Anonymous

RE: Obama in jeans has press in a tizzy!

press junk-it

-- Anonymous

RE: The front page of the Chicago Sun-Times says the following (in huge letters): Hillary...GIVE IT UP.

It must be particularly painful for her coming from one of her nineteen hometowns.

-- Anonymous