DL Wit & Wisdom

RE: Let's create some unnecessary sequels!

"The Mirror Has Five Chins" - Barbra Now! Bigger and Butter Than Ever!

-- Lorna and Liza

RE: Las Vegas Gated Ghost Town

Vegas has great weather? What ARE you, a Darfur orphan?

-- Anonymous

RE: Seal Tries Sex with Penguin

What, is he tired of Heidi Klum?

-- Anonymous

RE: Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany's Brooklyn Digs For Sale

"for example, the Plaza Theater on Flatbush and 7th Ave was a porn theater."

Now its an American Apparel store. Some things never change.

-- Anonymous

RE: What we're fighting for in Iraq

Tragic story, but I don't understand OP's headline.

Was the girl made of oil?

-- Anonymous

RE: Do you ever feel general malaise?

No, but I did once grope Colonel Mustard.

-- Anonymous

RE: A ten year old gives birth in Idaho

Well, looks like her state of residence is also her job description.

-- Anonymous

RE: I hooked up this morning with a guy who works on my floor

So, how did you get from chitchat to sex? I'm always curious about that first move.

It's explained very very clearly in OP's post, with the words "next thing I know". Happens to me ALL the time. One minute I'm in line at Duane Reade; then suddenly there's a blackout and when the next scene begins I'm being double-fisted right behind a stack of unopened cartons of Chex Mix and Pamprin.

-- Anonymous

RE: Is John Mahoney of Frasier really gay?

Frasier is one fucked up show.

Kelsey Grammar. A straight actor playing a straight man who acts gay.

David Hyde Pierce. A gay actor playing a straight man who acts gay.

Dan Butler. A gay actor playing a straight man who acts straight.

John Mahoney. A gay actor playing a straight man who acts kind of straight.

-- Anonymous

RE: Renaissance Faire People

Meet me behind the mutton hut for some quicke funne

I think I've found my new pickup line!

-- Anonymous